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48 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Arkansas QB

Play reed like we played green, and they are toast.  Green is more fleet of foot but Reed is a better passer (of late at least)  

i have a lot of confidence in the Texas D. They play smart, mean, and generate turnovers. Probably goes without saying that Reed and the atm offense have not faced a better and more dynamic defense. Ant Hill is in God Mode right now and I expect him to be a menace. 
 

a fatwa on Aggy!  Fatwa on Reed!  Destroy the infidels and make them quit. A Kyle Field emptying out in early 4Q would be orgasmic. 

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33 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

This game matters and the SEC championship if we make it. I want lord that over the southeastern dipshits for eternity after putting up with their shit from the outside for over a decade.

100% this.   Winning the SEC in our first year and avenging the Georgia loss would be amazingly awesome for the program.  A bye week for the CFP would be huge.  Plus they become legends for beating down aggy mercilessly at Kyle in our first meeting in over a decade that just happens to have a conference championship game berth on the line.  This game is not meaningless.  There is a TON to play for and it will be PAINFUL if we lose.  Let’s not try to shuck and jive our way out of this being true.  

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1 hour ago, utexas8 said:

Where does reed rank among the qbs weve played?

Probably top 3-4 but that's more about Texas having played some hilariously bad QBs.

I don't think he presents anything the defense hasn't seen between Van Buren, Hawkins, Beck, Pavia, or Green. 

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3 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

This is the only game of the season I'm not excited that Klein is calling the offense for aggy.

Klien was arguably the MVP of the K State game for Texas last year. Without him calling that game there's a real chance Texas doesn't go to the CFP. I don't see anything to worry about there.

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I want to be the first of the 6 expansion teams to win the SECCG.

The only way to do that is beating aggy ass on Saturday.

I would like Quinn to get redemption from his bed shitting last month.

I’d like to see the aggy crowd storm the parking lot about the beginning of the fourth quarter. 

We should have a very good chance if we don’t step on our own dicks and both sides of the ball play to their potential. Barn stepped  stomped on their own dicks repeated during Q4 , as well as getting uninterrupted anal from the zebras. Despite that, they still won with a below avg QB.
 

Fuck the jizz jars, nut clamps, glory holes, and delusional derangement syndrome. Fuck aggy now and forever.

54 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

This is the only game of the season I'm not excited that Klein is calling the offense for aggy.

somewhere deep in the aggy walk-on practice squad is a LOCKETT

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58 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

100% this.   Winning the SEC in our first year and avenging the Georgia loss would be amazingly awesome for the program.  A bye week for the CFP would be huge.  Plus they become legends for beating down aggy mercilessly at Kyle in our first meeting in over a decade that just happens to have a conference championship game berth on the line.  This game is not meaningless.  There is a TON to play for and it will be PAINFUL if we lose.  Let’s not try to shuck and jive our way out of this being true.  

even if none of that were true, we owe these sonsofbitches for all of the bullshit they've defecated on our state over the last 40 years, and especially the last 15 years

everyone here will be just fine with 26-24 but as has been discussed, and may it come to pass, if aggy quits on elk, sark has been told no mercy, no calling off the dogs

birthing a child, marrying your lifelove, 4th & 5, those are all up there

78-0 would join those moments and be written on tens of thousands of burnt orange epitaphs and obituaries

"he climbed mount everest, walked on the moon, married a supermodel, sired 3 more and was also the father of 2 Longhorn quarterbacks who went on to win Superbowls for the Cowboys and Texans, but he wanted it written that his last uttered words were not Rosebud or 4th and 5...   he wanted it said that his last words on this earth were "78-0" and died with a smile on his face

1 hour ago, gmr548 said:

Probably top 3-4 but that's more about Texas having played some hilariously bad QBs.

I don't think he presents anything the defense hasn't seen between Van Buren, Hawkins, Beck, Pavia, or Green. 

he's faster and more elusive than all of them

collapse the pocket

hold the edge

release the hill

2 hours ago, Spankytoes said:

This is a weird game. If aggy pulls an upset, we’re still in the playoffs with 2 losses. If we win, we’re still in the playoffs even if we lose to Georgia with 2 losses. So ultimately, the game doesn’t really matter for us. Of course I want to win, but I’m not going to be crushed if we don’t. 
 

if aggy does win, Texas was a National Champ caliber team. If they lose, we benefited from an easy schedule and didn’t beat anyone this year. Aggy moral victory no matter the outcome.

Um this game matters a fuck-ton for Texas. 

WL we likely get a home playoff game

L we probably have to go on the road

WW we get a bye 

Those are extremely material outcomes. And that's not even accounting for it being our first game in 13 seasons against our 2nd biggest rival - which would be meaningful even if both teams were 6-5 coming in.

Aggy LBs are not very good. Their secondary is extremely handsy and not very athletic. I can see us making them look silly if Quinn is on. 
 

i don’t see them scoring 24 points on us either with their offense 

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On Reed @ QB - he's got some shake and throws the ball decently - and Texas has been run on fairly effectively by a few teams (mainly up the middle, though).

That said - their skill-position talent incl. TE doesn't hold a fucking candle to Texas.

I think they could get us on some lapses in coverage or Reed scrambling but probably not both. Kentucky was able to get guys open downfield in part because we didn't give them anything on the edge and dared Boley to beat us through the air. Yeah he did a couple times, but he also ran for -57 yards and looked like he wanted to quit halfway through the 4Q.

Like others have said - if aggy is going to keep this close and potentially win they will need multiple TOs by Quinn and maybe some special-teams fuck-ups as well. We all know that is very possible - but straight-up our O vs their D and vice-versa they are outclassed. 

If Quinn takes care of the ball and hits a few big passes I think we get through relatively drama-free.

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12 minutes ago, ztejas said:

If Quinn takes care of the ball and hits a few big passes I think we get through relatively drama-free

Or we get good Quinn and fuck them ragged. 🤞

The balls I saw Reed complete last night were largely on plays when he had extended time to wait for an easy target. If we get home on the pass rush, I don't think he'll hit too many.

4 hours ago, utexas8 said:

They are not good. But it’s a rivalry game Anything can happen. We should win but I also witness Charlie strong beat OU and case McCoy beat atm.

Where does reed rank among the qbs weve played?

Reed is damn good for a freshman QB, but I'm sure we'll show him a few new wrinkles.

He hasn't faced a defense like ours yet. We're goin' in dry.

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Gentleman, and ladies, we are not just lining up this week against sheep-fucking, jizz jarring, weirdo male cheerleadering insufferable wackos.

And we are not just representing our fine institution of higher learning and superiority amongst both academic, athletic and social activities.

We are, in fact, representing our entire state, its proud citizens and those well beyond our borders. Much, much further.

We are fighting for those harmed by aggy oppression in homes — and kitchens — around the world.

I am here to say fuck aggy now and forever. To remind us all of their recent crimes against humanity.

And crimes against culinary science.

This is our moment.

Our moment of vengeance.

It is our moment to say "enough is enough!" and to honor the memory of our beloved friend who met its demise far too soon due to the arrogance, callousness and incompetence of aggys.

I'm talking, of course, about the jalapeño pepper.

Vengeance is ours.

Remember the jalapeño.

https://www.dmagazine.com/food-drink/2023/05/why-jalapeno-peppers-less-spicy-blame-aggies/

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Since I know you’re wondering who the inventors are: the clue is in the name TAM II. The hot (but also not hot) new jalapeño is an invention of Texas A&M University. Yes, Aggies took the spice out of life.

This aggression will not stand, man.

2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

he's faster and more elusive than all of them

collapse the pocket

hold the edge

release the hill

He is perhaps quicker/shiftier but not faster than Taylan Green and he is no more elusive in a phone booth than Pavia.

I'm not saying this to denigrate him. He's played well for a freshman. I think A&M hit on him and he'll be a good QB for them the next three years. We're not talking about the second coming of Michael Vick though, and again I don't think he's bringing anything the defense hasn't shown to be capable of handling.

Which, by the way, props to PK, Nansen, and staff on that. Mobile QBs have been a pin in the ass for Texas for the past few years and they clearly worked to address that.

4 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Lol yup. IIRC, they're something like 1-9 when gameday comes to aggyworld. 

They beat Tennessee and are 0 for everyone else. 1-6 at home and 0-3 on the road.

3 hours ago, CycleTex87 said:

I’d like to see the aggy crowd storm the parking lot about the beginning of the fourth quarter. 

I bet we have some good fans who could give them directions to said parking lot. 


 

If that doesn’t get you going, you are dead inside 

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2 hours ago, Texasborn91 said:

Aggy LBs are not very good. Their secondary is extremely handsy and not very athletic. I can see us making them look silly if Quinn is on. 
 

i don’t see them scoring 24 points on us either with their offense 

Their DL is talented, but can be undisciplined (similar to UK’s Deone Walker) and losing gap integrity in the running game 

Guessing this will be a huge game for Quinn and the RBs. A&M started overloading a side in the 2nd half of the Auburn game. I would expect to see that in this game. RBs are going have to pick up blitzes. Quinn is going to have to identify the blitz and hit his hot route. 

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Caught up on the thread and there is nothing to add so in summary:

1. Fuck aggy - check

2. If we don't beat ourselves we win easy - check

3. If good Quinn shows up we will destroy aggy - check

4. A blow out is preferred - check

5. Already starting to troll aggy family and coworkers - check

6. In before the beat down - check

Let's talk about Sark vs. Aggy.

Sark loves to beat up Aggy.

Be it as a Quarterback, leading BYU over a heavily-favored aggy team in 1996...

 

 

Or as an OC, beating up Aggy in Collie Station 47-28 in 2019...

 

And again by 52-24 in Tuscaloosa the next year...

 

...Sark just Loves abusing those sheep-fucking sister-smoochin' dog-worshippin' dumbfucks that thought they could get away from us.

 

If Blue puts the ball on the turf a few times, this game could get ugly like Georgia 

5 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Their DL is talented, but can be undisciplined (similar to UK’s Deone Walker) and losing gap integrity is the running game 

We've faced better DLs and depantsed them.

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

We've faced better DLs and depantsed them.

Just pointing out the similarities to the front Texas just played and ran for 250 yards on. 

Marcel Reed and Michael Hawkins are very similar as QBs right now. Reed is a bit more elusive as a runner. but Hawkins is a better passer right now. Don't let Walker get you deep and I don't think any of the other ones will make a contested catch for them.

17 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

If Blue puts the ball on the turf a few times, this game could get ugly like Georgia 

If Blue puts the ball on the turf once, he will spend the rest of the night on the bench.

2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

If Blue puts the ball on the turf once, he will spend the rest of the night on the bench.

Worse, Sark is gonna send him to bus tables at the Dixie Chicken postgame 

47 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I bet we have some good fans who could give them directions to said parking lot. 

Nah, fuck them. I would direct them to Rundberg.

21 minutes ago, Atticus said:

Marcel Reed and Michael Hawkins are very similar as QBs right now.

They really aren't. Reed is a lot better and has another year of experience on Hawkins.

Reed isn't a world-beater but he's easily a tier better than Hawkins. 

16 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

If Blue puts the ball on the turf once, he will spend the rest of the night on the bench.

He can’t. Sark tried that in the Kentucky game and Gibson said “hold my beer”. Blue was back in the game after the fumble. Wisner can’t take every carry 

48 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

If Blue puts the ball on the turf a few times, this game could get ugly like Georgia 

Wut lol 

19 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Better defense: aggy or KY?

Aggy.  At least that's pretty consistent looking at advanced stats.   Pretty clear to me biggest issue coming into game week is Quinn's ankle.  This game probably more than any other is a game I want a healthy 3 behind center.    People can claim Kyle Field is "overrated" all they want but it's going to be an absolute fucking madhouse Saturday night and they are going to play aggressive as hell and try to win with big plays on D. I feel pretty good about our chances if 3 is healthy.  

11 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

He can’t. Sark tried that in the Kentucky game and Gibson said “hold my beer”. Blue was back in the game after the fumble. Wisner can’t take every carry 

Blue got just 4 touches to Tre's 16 after the fumble he lost. 

So yes - Tre can't take literally every carry but Sark really pushed the agenda down the stretch yesterday. 

I'm fine if Tre gets another 25 next weekend. He'll live. 

47 minutes ago, Atticus said:

Marcel Reed and Michael Hawkins are very similar as QBs right now. Reed is a bit more elusive as a runner. but Hawkins is a better passer right now. Don't let Walker get you deep and I don't think any of the other ones will make a contested catch for them.

Other than skin color they are nothing alike 

I would be all over that thick girl.  

/vincemackey

 

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15 minutes ago, Skipper said:

Aggy.  At least that's pretty consistent looking at advanced stats.   Pretty clear to me biggest issue coming into game week is Quinn's ankle.  This game probably more than any other is a game I want a healthy 3 behind center.    People can claim Kyle Field is "overrated" all they want but it's going to be an absolute fucking madhouse Saturday night and they are going to play aggressive as hell and try to win with big plays on D. I feel pretty good about our chances if 3 is healthy.  

I am expecting a few early roughing the passer penalties from aggy — probably targeting Quinn’s lower body

43 minutes ago, ztejas said:

They really aren't. Reed is a lot better and has another year of experience on Hawkins.

Reed isn't a world-beater but he's easily a tier better than Hawkins. 

I actually think Reed is going to be a bit of a problem. He’s more elusive than any QB we’ve faced this year, including Pavia. And he can buy time and find open receivers with his ability to scramble. However, we have the athletes to keep him in check for the most part. He’ll get away a few times causing some frustration.

I want to see Ant Hill and company break him in half.

Fuck the Aggies. We can’t lose to those cultists. 

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1 minute ago, ATXhorn17 said:

I am expecting a few early roughing the passer penalties from aggy — probably targeting Quinn’s lower body

But do that want to do that.

19 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Fuck these yokel motherfuckers back to their animal husbands. I went to the last Texas-Aggy game after telling my in-laws to kiss my ass and back their shit up by coming to Collie Station with me or shut the fuck up. None of them came, I went alone. It was fucking glorious. I saw a 70 year old man cry in the stands. Fuck you A&M. I hope your campus burns to the ground, you soviet fucks.

Well if an aggy built their buildings, you know it'll burn to the ground at some point. 

18 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Fuck em. Fuck em big time. Fuck em in their stupid ass yell leaders. Fuck em.

 

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