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1 hour ago, TOR said:

Damn they have an entire team of big booties.  Couple of them should play OL.

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 is that a bad thing?

sir mix-a-lot and I would like to have a word with you if you say "yes"

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1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

 is that a bad thing?

sir mix-a-lot and I would like to have a word with you if you say "yes"

Fat Bottom Girls make the rocking world go 'round.

24 minutes ago, TOR said:

So I went down this rabbit hole.  We all went to high school with them.

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I mean, by the time they hit age 30, they'll have a body where their belly line diameter exceeds their ass and tits diameter by a foot or three. But young? They're fun.

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

I mean, by the time they hit age 30, they'll have a body where their belly line diameter exceeds their ass and tits diameter by a foot or three. But young? They're fun.

Solid Slovak birthing hips.

2 minutes ago, TOR said:

Solid Slovak birthing hips.

Nordic, too. Ya know. Good shit.

I went with a scrawny-ass Chinese babe, but the kids still fit.

ANYFUCKINWAYYYYYYYYY

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Lulz
 

I think aggy will have the ref advantage. If we blow them out, there’s a better chance that only 3 SEC teams will get in the playoff in. But a UGA-Texas rematch would be delicious. Just gotta take care of business vs aggy.
...i stand corrected
I want to fuck some of them

They’re a diploma mill now, the fuckable chick ratio definitely has increased.
4 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

...I went with a scrawny-ass Chinese babe, but the kids still fit.

 

Don't even get my Yellow Fever going.  

Pics?

28 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

To be fair, you said the same thing about Arkansas and nothing happened. 

I’ve had more shit talked to me at Missouri than I’ve ever had at A&M.

Ohio State tops A&M by a Cooke County mile.

Right. But I’ve witnessed violence at an a&m game that had nothing on the line for them. And then their behavior surrounding the bonfire game…

29 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Lulz

 

Still 6 days away and they're already building in excuses to backtrack from years of acting like they were far superior since they didn't have to prove it on the field. This is good.

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1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:


They’re a diploma mill now, the fuckable chick ratio definitely has increased.

I ended up with a gal I met in CS grad school. CS grad school: The odds are good, but the goods are odd. The department was like a long-running Aaron Spelling soap opera; due to the minimal size of the cast, by the end of the last season, everyone had pretty much fucked everyone else. SO and I were fortunately exceptions to that... i.e., we both dropped out before getting the Phd.

Oh, and it was the 90s, so there was absolutely at least one professor abusing the privilege on female grad students.

4 minutes ago, TOR said:

Don't even get my Yellow Fever going.  

Pics?

We've discussed this. Crazy/Hot axis exceeding Tawny Kitaen levels. I understand that there are rules, but my desire to live long enough to actually watch this weekend's game exceeds my respect for the rules. So sorry.

 

 

 

Edit: besides, we're in our 50s now; neither of us are particularly fappable at this point. I'm Uncle Sponge and she's Aunt Spiker from James and the Giant Peach. Think long upon this analogy.

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11 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I mean, by the time they hit age 30, they'll have a body where their belly line diameter exceeds their ass and tits diameter by a foot or three. But young? They're fun.

Still would, all damn day

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

We've discussed this. Crazy/Hot axis. Exceeding Tawny Kitaen levels. I understand that there are rules, but my desire to live long enough to actually watch this weekend's game exceeds my respect for the rules. So sorry.

 

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2 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

Still would, all damn day

In my experience the Slavs hold up very well.  

Just now, TOR said:

 

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How it started!

How it finished:

Spoiler

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Yeah, Chuck Finley ruined that hotness.

Damn shame. Tawnys legs on those first Ratt records, the Whitesnake vids...damn shame

1 hour ago, sunset87 said:

I actually think Reed is going to be a bit of a problem. He’s more elusive than any QB we’ve faced this year, including Pavia. And he can buy time and find open receivers with his ability to scramble. However, we have the athletes to keep him in check for the most part. He’ll get away a few times causing some frustration.

I want to see Ant Hill and company break him in half.

Fuck the Aggies. We can’t lose to those cultists. 

i can't remember who pointed it out last night.....  hill as the spy in dime is winning

reed is fast and slippery

slytherin

but he can't escape hill if hill is dedicated to the spy function

 

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

how the fuck is this kosher? 

They halal the speakers first.

1 hour ago, Skipper said:

 I thought about buying a Texas Schloss baseball jersey and wearing it but that might just be asking for trouble LOL.

this borders on the surl rule about pics or gtfo

12 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

Damn shame. Tawnys legs on those first Ratt records, the Whitesnake vids...damn shame

Don't forget the timeless classic, The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik Yak. My teenage self had not thought it possible to become bored with viewing exposed breasts, and yet, in that final act with the chariots, it was getting mundane to me.

17 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Don't forget the timeless classic, The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik Yak. My teenage self had not thought it possible to become bored with viewing exposed breasts, and yet, in that final act with the chariots, it was getting mundane to me.

i had never heard of this before your post

a quick search reveals there is an UNCUT directors version.....

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I'm not even joking, I fucking hate aggys so goddamn much. I have family that are aggys, and I hate them with my full chest. Fuck A&M. I spit on their stupid sacred grass specifically to disrespect their loser corp members who thankfully died in battle.

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54 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

... besides, we're in our 50s now; neither of us are particularly fappable at this point. I'm Uncle Sponge and she's Aunt Spiker from James and the Giant Peach. Think long upon this analogy.

Just because we're old dogs doesn't mean we can't sit there and howl.

1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

There are at least a handful of us on here that aren’t going to mentally handle a loss to them. 

I can’t handle any loss at all. And the sting of losing to aggy for UT fanatical is lessened as I think we are in the playoff win or lose. But fuck those hoes and let’s go ahead and win the game 

3 minutes ago, TOR said:

she's Aunt Spiker

Hope you are telling her she is Audrey Hepburn, because that is a no-win.

Aggy like Arky is a no-win situation. If you win you are supposed to so no big deal. Losing however is a full blown dumpster inferno.

Prefer to not breathe the toxins from burning garbage.

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

Aggy like Arky is a no-win situation. If you win you are supposed to so no big deal. Losing however is a full blown dumpster inferno.

Prefer to not breathe the toxins from burning garbage.

Exactly.  It only benefits aggy.

So playoffs are Georgia, Texas, Tennessee, tOSU, Penn State, Indiana, Oregon, Notre Dame, Miami, SMU/Clemson, Boise State, and Iowa State/Arizona State?

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2 hours ago, TOR said:

Damn they have an entire team of big booties.  Couple of them should play OL.

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I'd wreck every one of those booties.

Seriously, you haven't celebrated a win over aggy until you pounded an aggy chick doggy style on Thanksgiving night while she has to wear a Longhorns shirt throwing up the Hook 'Em while you slap that ass. Then have her fetch you a slice of pecan pie afterwards.

I hate those mother fuckers with every ounce of my being.

12 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Yeah, this isnt the biggest game for us in quite some time

 

 

but it is the biggest game in the rivalry in what….. 80 years?

Probably not even top 5.

yeah, there’s the impossible-to-quantify renewal of the rivalry factor, but as far as what’s on the line, no way.

‘95 and ‘90 come to mind as above this year. 

 

Texas ousucks will always be more important.

This game is important like the final Texas-Nebraska "rivalry" game was important: very much so to one side, while completely routine on the other. But FUCKING HILARIOUS in the end.

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3 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

This game is important like the final Texas-Nebraska "rivalry" game was important: very much so to one side, while completely routine on the other. But FUCKING HILARIOUS in the end.

After SCAR and Barn, their season is gone.  This game is the only thing left.

1 minute ago, TOR said:

After SCAR and Barn, their season is gone.  This game is the only thing left.

I hope we beat Aggy on a controversial last second field goal where they put 1 second on the clock, and they play it all around the country, just to fuck with Nebraska too.

2 hours ago, Skipper said:

Yep.  I was there for that one as a young 15 year old.  Great day.   Will be there Saturday night as well.  Can't wait.

Roll left.

4 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

I hope we beat Aggy on a controversial last second field goal where they put 1 second on the clock, and they play it all around the country, just to fuck with Nebraska too.

55-0 would be more satisfying. 

I predict that aggy will fall apart in this game because they can not handle the pressure their own fans put on them.  I think there will be multiple personal fouls committed by aggy.  They will target Ewers.  I also think they will do something dumb like throw horns down in the faces of our players and get penalized for it.  Then their fans will throw a fit about refs and how they would have won if not for the BOMC.  Final score will be 37-17 Texas.

2 hours ago, Rimbo said:

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·I want to fuck some of them

That Asian woman would put your balls in a wok.

So, I could have a shot?

23 minutes ago, TOR said:

Roll left.

 

20 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

55-0 would be more satisfying. 

I will accept either of these as well. Or possibly some sort of derping through aggy hearts.

3 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I’d imagine Elko to blitz nearly every down. He’ll bring pressure more than Georgia, and who knows how good Ewers can move (healthy he moves like an elephant already). Hope we learned lessons. 

This exact tendency is how South Carolina ate them alive with the screen game. And Sark likes screens even against pretty standard defenses.

5 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

 

I will accept either of these as well. Or possibly some sort of derping through aggy hearts.

They're going to play like their hair is on fire.  

4 minutes ago, TOR said:

They're going to play like their hair is on fire.  

Screaming, "Tito! Tito, help me!"???

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

Screaming, "Tito! Tito, help me!"???

There may also be some ball-grabbing.

That Asian woman would put your balls in a wok.
So, I could have a shot?

“Balls in a Wok” would make a great Japanese death metal band name.
1 hour ago, TOR said:

After SCAR and Barn, their season is gone.  This game is the only thing left.

They’ve given up 999 yds and 87 points in those two ballgames. 

IMO, this game is pretty simple.  If we can run the ball on them we win easily.  If we have trouble it will be a dogfight and come down to TO's and *gulp* Special Teams.

3 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

IMO, this game is pretty simple.  If we can run the ball on them we win easily.  If we have trouble it will be a dogfight and come down to TO's and *gulp* Special Teams.

Did you see Auburn’s special teams? Ours aren’t great, but are light years better than theirs. South Carolina showed that aggy’s run defense is very vulnerable on the edges. But Auburn was able to gash them right up the gut. 

I’d guess aggy will commit to stop the run, which should give Quinn the opportunity to dice their back end up…if he can move in the pocket. 

2 hours ago, F250 said:

I'd wreck every one of those booties.

Seriously, you haven't celebrated a win over aggy until you pounded an aggy chick doggy style on Thanksgiving night while she has to wear a Longhorns shirt throwing up the Hook 'Em while you slap that ass. Then have her fetch you a slice of pecan pie afterwards.

Sounds just like my first marriage to my aggy ex wife.

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