November 25, 20241 yr 12 minutes ago, Revolution512 said: They’ve given up 999 yds and 87 points in those two ballgames. 'Nine Ninety Nine' is fun to say.
November 25, 20241 yr Did you all know this will be the farthest east Texas has ever played a road game?
November 25, 20241 yr 12 hours ago, DFW Horn said: Reed is damn good for a freshman QB, but I'm sure we'll show him a few new wrinkles. He hasn't faced a defense like ours yet. We're goin' in dry. Reed also hasn't had the weight of aggy hopes before either. Can't under estimate aggy faithfuls ability to ruin another young QB
November 25, 20241 yr The media does not like that we are top in the SEC. They really want us to lose. They do not like that they were wrong about Texas coming in and being competitive. 💪
November 25, 20241 yr 40 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said: What is it with "having Aggy friends" or "Aggy family" on this site? I just don't get it. I stay away .... FAR AWAY. You're right, it was foolish of me to not DEMAND to my mom that she not get pregnant with my older siblings in the 70s. I really didn't use a firm enough hand growing up. I should also tell my mom to stop inviting them to Thanksgiving, lest I look like a chump on Surly for not staying FAR AWAY. 40 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said: (I was kinda New Wave because I listened to Kraftwerk, Devo, Flock of Seagulls ... among other stuff. Back then, mention Kraftwerk to the right artsy chick and she was hot for you instantly.) Thats fucking dope, tho. Edited November 25, 20241 yr by WelfareBuysMyWeed
November 25, 20241 yr 2 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said: You're right, it was foolish of me to not DEMAND to my mom that she not get pregnant with my older siblings in the 70s. I really didn't use a firm enough hand growing up. I should also tell my mom to stop inviting them to Thanksgiving, lest I look like a chump on Surly for not staying FAR AWAY. at least you’re learning. good job
November 25, 20241 yr Just now, texastroubadour said: at least you’re learning. good job only one black eye here, I catch on quick
November 25, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, BevoAbyss said: What is it with "having Aggy friends" or "Aggy family" on this site? I don't have any aggy friends, but the family thing really can't be helped.
November 25, 20241 yr We are gonna mud stomp them so long and hard they will leave the SEC and go to the Sunbelt.
November 25, 20241 yr The stupidity with narratives:If we win, aggy will fall out of the rankings and “Texas hasn’t beat a ranked team!” will still be alive and well.If we lose, “Texas lost to the only two ranked teams they played!” will surely be repeated by talking heads everywhere.
November 25, 20241 yr 22 minutes ago, Enemy07 said: How so? I love my light skin african queens. Oh, I would just bang them all. My dick doesn't see color, or standards.
November 25, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, Keef said: Did you all know this will be the farthest east Texas has ever played a road game? in the SEC at night
November 25, 20241 yr Probably my funniest aggy story: aggy family friends were over during the holidays. This guy, the "older brother" of the family, was total stereotypical aggy. Loud, obnoxious, arrogant, super conservative, ROTC. Would call me "long hair" because my sides came over the tops of my ears or whatever. Every other sentence included tu. Total indoctrinated goob. He cornered me that night and trapped me in this interminable, self-aggrandizing, overwhelmingly one-sided conversation. It started with him being famous around campus for his legendary house parties (every single student knew who he was). Then came the bonfire story. He was still in school (think it was his 7th year) and was allegedly there when the collapse happened. And he fucking RELISHED this. This blowhard dons a thousand yard stare and reminisced like he was a first responder crossed with a Vietnam vet war hero. Pulling people from the wreckage. Hearing the screams, the chaos. The horror. The horror... Two hours later, I had still not found a way to self-immolate or hang myself. And at some point, that night mercifully did end.
November 25, 20241 yr 13 minutes ago, TexArcher said: Oh, I would just bang them all. My dick doesn't see color, or standards. That is how I was in college. Wish I could go back. 😆
November 25, 20241 yr On 11/24/2024 at 1:03 AM, Coelenterate Fuccboi said: Crazy to me the winner still gets into the conference championship. It's only crazy if we don't win. I don't like your attitude.
November 25, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, Enemy07 said: Y, M, N, Y, N, N, Y, Y, M, N, Y, Y 46 minutes ago, Enemy07 said: How so? I love my light skin african queens. You just explained it... Yte, Mixed, N-word, Yte, N-Word, N-word, Yte, Yte, Mixed, N-Word, Yte. Yte. For me, only 5 is No. Edited November 25, 20241 yr by Slacks
November 25, 20241 yr On 11/24/2024 at 5:20 AM, LTtxfan said: I don't get how smoothing out boards provides a home field advantage.
November 25, 20241 yr 6 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said: Probably my funniest aggy story: aggy family friends were over during the holidays. This guy, the "older brother" of the family, was total stereotypical aggy. Loud, obnoxious, arrogant, super conservative, ROTC. Would call me "long hair" because my sides came over the tops of my ears or whatever. Every other sentence included tu. Total indoctrinated goob. He cornered me that night and trapped me in this interminable, self-aggrandizing, overwhelmingly one-sided conversation. It started with him being famous around campus for his legendary house parties (every single student knew who he was). Then came the bonfire story. He was still in school (think it was his 7th year) and was allegedly there when the collapse happened. And he fucking RELISHED this. This blowhard dons a thousand yard stare and reminisced like he was a first responder crossed with a Vietnam vet war hero. Pulling people from the wreckage. Hearing the screams, the chaos. The horror. The horror... Two hours later, I had still not found a way to self-immolate or hang myself. And at some point, that night mercifully did end. You’re describing my aggy best friend to a T. I watched the Auburn game with him and heard these points most of the night: - Texas has played nobody. - Aggy D is on par or better than Georgia. - the SEC is a completely different animal and Texas just doesn’t GET it. - QE isn’t special. Just win, baby! 🤘🏼
November 25, 20241 yr Popular Post 50 minutes ago, Enemy07 said: How so? I love my light skin african queens. But not the dark skinned ones
November 25, 20241 yr Popular Post 15 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said: Probably my funniest aggy story: aggy family friends were over during the holidays. This guy, the "older brother" of the family, was total stereotypical aggy. Loud, obnoxious, arrogant, super conservative, ROTC. Would call me "long hair" because my sides came over the tops of my ears or whatever. Every other sentence included tu. Total indoctrinated goob. He cornered me that night and trapped me in this interminable, self-aggrandizing, overwhelmingly one-sided conversation. It started with him being famous around campus for his legendary house parties (every single student knew who he was). Then came the bonfire story. He was still in school (think it was his 7th year) and was allegedly there when the collapse happened. And he fucking RELISHED this. This blowhard dons a thousand yard stare and reminisced like he was a first responder crossed with a Vietnam vet war hero. Pulling people from the wreckage. Hearing the screams, the chaos. The horror. The horror... Two hours later, I had still not found a way to self-immolate or hang myself. And at some point, that night mercifully did end.
November 25, 20241 yr 2 minutes ago, Pancho said: But not the dark skinned ones Stanley's being in the back makes it even funnier
November 25, 20241 yr 10 hours ago, F250 said: Seriously, you haven't celebrated a win over aggy until you pounded an aggy chick doggy style on Thanksgiving night while she has to wear a Longhorns shirt throwing up the Hook 'Em while you slap that ass. Then have her fetch you a slice of pecan pie afterwards. That's a lovely story and you tell it so well...
November 25, 20241 yr Wulaw, great as always!!! I don't know if this has already been stated because I'm catching up to the thread but hopefully not lost in all the noise is that we are competing for a back to back conference championship game. Two conference championships games in two years in two different conferences. When has that happened before? Too lazy to Google but got to be pretty special. And in summation, fuck aggy. It won't even be close. 49-10, garbage time TD as we sit err'body for the conference championship. Ok, cool Hook 'em Fine whatever Booty
November 25, 20241 yr 13 minutes ago, Droopy said: - Aggy D is on par or better than Georgia. Georgia defense: 13 to Auburn 31 to Miss St 20 to Florida aggy defense: 20 to Florida 24 to Miss St 43 to Auburn
November 25, 20241 yr 13 minutes ago, Droopy said: You’re describing my aggy best friend to a T. I watched the Auburn game with him and heard these points most of the night: - Texas has played nobody. - Aggy D is on par or better than Georgia. - the SEC is a completely different animal and Texas just doesn’t GET it. - QE isn’t special. Just win, baby! 🤘🏼 They have to tell themselves something when they know what they are in for.
November 25, 20241 yr 3 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said: Wulaw, great as always!!! I don't know if this has already been stated because I'm catching up to the thread but hopefully not lost in all the noise is that we are competing for a back to back conference championship game. Two conference championships games in two years in two different conferences. When has that happened before? Too lazy to Google but got to be pretty special. And in summation, fuck aggy. It won't even be close. 49-10, garbage time TD as we sit err'body for the conference championship. Ok, cool Hook 'em Fine whatever Booty Can’t speak to other schools but we did it in 95-96 when we won the last SWC championship and the first B12 conference championship.
November 25, 20241 yr 11 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said: They have to tell themselves something when they know what they are in for. Ball don't lie. I mean, its only the #3 offense and #1 defense in the vaunted SEC......................
November 25, 20241 yr 32 minutes ago, Slacks said: You just explained it... Yte, Mixed, N-word, Yte, N-Word, N-word, Yte, Yte, Mixed, N-Word, Yte. Yte. For me, only 5 is No. I cannot like light skinned girls mostly? Y means yes, N means no, M means maybe.
November 25, 20241 yr 14 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said: Can’t speak to other schools but we did it in 95-96 when we won the last SWC championship and the first B12 conference championship. Won it in the last year in the SWC. Won it in the first year of the Big 12. Won it in the last year in the Big 12 . . . Edited November 25, 20241 yr by 89Horn
November 25, 20241 yr Also, aggy is only facing the nationally ranked #18 offense and #2 defense vs their #44 offense and non-top 50 "wrecking crew". So, pretty even as they say. 1 minute ago, 89Horn said: Won it in the last year in the SWC. Won it in the first year of the Big 12. Won it in the last year in the Big 12 . . .
November 25, 20241 yr 48 minutes ago, Slacks said: It's only crazy if we don't win. I don't like your attitude. It's not crazy to me because we are going to win.
November 25, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, BevoAbyss said: What is it with "having Aggy friends" or "Aggy family" on this site? I just don't get it. I stay away .... FAR AWAY. The last time I talked to an Aggy ... or was even in the vicinity of a known Aggy ... was at the 606 Oyster Bar on South Street ... about around 1987 or 1988, If I recall, around the end of Ronnie Raygun presidency. (Apologies for some CR, but unavoidable) We had barely started the first round of drinks when it was already clear the dude had a chip on his shoulder ... and was ready to argue over politics with a UT student, surely an America-hating Sip from Liberal Austin ... with sort of New Wave style. (I was kinda New Wave because I listened to Kraftwerk, Devo, Flock of Seagulls ... among other stuff. Back then, mention Kraftwerk to the right artsy chick and she was hot for you instantly.). "It was 1998 and I was kinda grunge because I was into this new grunge scene, fresh new bands like Nirvana and Pearl Jam"
November 25, 20241 yr 50 minutes ago, Droopy said: You’re describing my aggy best friend to a T. I watched the Auburn game with him and heard these points most of the night: - Texas has played nobody. - Aggy D is on par or better than Georgia. - the SEC is a completely different animal and Texas just doesn’t GET it. - QE isn’t special. Just win, baby! 🤘🏼 I see you've made at least mistakes here 1. Making an aggy best friend 2. Trying to have a rational football discussion with said friend
November 25, 20241 yr 23 minutes ago, 89Horn said: Won it in the last year in the SWC. Won it in the first year of the Big 12. Won it in the last year in the Big 12 . . . wanted to point out we won it first year in the SWC too. Texas has won every conference it's been a part of in their first year so far. Speaking of fun facts, A&M is literally the only school in NCAA history to be 0-3 in their first game in a new conference, lulz. Lost to Rice in the SWC opener, lost to Colorado in the Big 12 opener, lost to Florida in the SEC opener. By contrast, Texas is 3-0 in their first game in a new conference. Edited November 25, 20241 yr by WelfareBuysMyWeed
November 25, 20241 yr Stupid Sips, aggy's been prepping for this game for two weeks. The Elko out front already told you...
November 25, 20241 yr Can you imagine the symphony of brown and yellow stains that will be sizzling in Elko's underwear after that slob drinks from the gravy boat during his turkey day meal?
November 25, 20241 yr 12 hours ago, Tex Pete said: Right. But I’ve witnessed violence at an a&m game that had nothing on the line for them. And then their behavior surrounding the bonfire game… I was in collie station for that 1995 16-6 game, staying with some friends who swore they could get me a ticket. That fell through and I just watched the game at their house. After the game, that town was fucking pissed off. My friends told me that they saw several Texas fans shoved and punched in their section and told me I was lucky they couldn't score me a ticket. I remember posters on hornfans had similar stories from that game. To pay them back for putting me up, I placed a big to-go order from that "Wings and More" shithole they all love. I was wearing my normal Texas baseball cap when I went to pick up the food and everyone in that shithole was glaring at me when I walked in. As soon as Jethro at the counter saw my hat, he grabbed the stack of food bags and said "we got more stuff to put in it". I could hear him and his dork buddies giggling in the kitchen, obviously spitting/jizzing in the food. He brought it all back out a minute later, and it rang up to about $100. I just turned around and walked out.
November 25, 20241 yr 10 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said: I was in collie station for that 1995 16-6 game, staying with some friends who swore they could get me a ticket. That fell through and I just watched the game at their house. After the game, that town was fucking pissed off. My friends told me that they saw several Texas fans shoved and punched in their section and told me I was lucky they couldn't score me a ticket. I remember posters on hornfans had similar stories from that game. To pay them back for putting me up, I placed a big to-go order from that "Wings and More" shithole they all love. I was wearing my normal Texas baseball cap when I went to pick up the food and everyone in that shithole was glaring at me when I walked in. As soon as Jethro at the counter saw my hat, he grabbed the stack of food bags and said "we got more stuff to put in it". I could hear him and his dork buddies giggling in the kitchen, obviously spitting/jizzing in the food. He brought it all back out a minute later, and it rang up to about $100. I just turned around and walked out. I was at that game. The scene of corps goons trying to round up Texas fans who ran on the field after the game was like someting out of Pink Floyd's The Wall.
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