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#351
1 hour ago, satyanash said:

Hopefully third time's the charm

Texas RB Jaydon Blue is walking around campus today with a ball in his hand. He’s keeping it high. Texas football coach Steve Sarkisian tried to knock it out a few minutes ago and Blue held on.

 

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  • I definitely want to punch him in the face.

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    Fuck these yokel motherfuckers back to their animal husbands. I went to the last Texas-Aggy game after telling my in-laws to kiss my ass and back their shit up by coming to Collie Station with me or s

  • Sad to see this thunderdouche wearing our colors.

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#353
1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I don't know what's happening with the matrix, but I agree with Ketch and Looch.  I need to take a shower

Anthony Hill not being named to the Butkus finalists list is a disgrace.The heart and soul of the nation's best defense on the No.3 team in America? gtfoIn no universe has Danny Stutsman been a better player than Hill this season.
That's just silly. Actually, it's egregious. I personally think he's the most impactful player on one of the country's best defenses.

 

Perfect....a pissed off Ant Hill for Saturday.

#354

They cannot help themselves, they just have to shit talk. 

#355
1 minute ago, Js1 said:

They cannot help themselves, they just have to shit talk. 

Can’t wait to watch Hill and Simmons unleash hell on these little fuckers. 

#359
1 hour ago, Codaxx said:

No idea what Elko will do but based on who he is and how important this game is to him; I am going to guess he is very aggressive in his blitz packages. He went to a lot of overload blitzes in the 2nd half vs Auburn. I think he brings them early against Texas. The key is not going to be the .5 second more of protection, but winning 1st down. Stay out of obvious pass situations and Elko is not going to get a chance to bring exotic blitzes. 

aggy/Elko have been preparing for this game since it was announced that Texas would be playing aggy this coming weekend.  In fact, they were working on Texas during spring training, their bye dates, and even last week instead of focusing on Auburn…..they will. E out of their minds, and it’ll be very loud….Quinn and the OL must be in sync….buckle up boys…..gonna be a hoot.

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#360

My son got to meet Anthony Hill and Collin Simmons at an event recently at his clinic.  They are awesome kids.  Getting those two in back to back years is insane. They are going to wreck shit next year.  (Frankly they already are a a pair.  Collin’s last two games have been stellar).  

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#361
11 minutes ago, Pancho said:
Trey Zuhn III on Texas LB Anthony Hill: "He's a great player, but he's nothing that we haven't seen before and nothing that we can't handle."

 

 

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#362
7 minutes ago, Pancho said:
#TAMU OL Trey Zuhn III says he "feels bad" for the #Longhorns due to how crazy the atmosphere will be in College Station this week. @OnTexasFootball

 

Yeah, I'm sure it'll be way harder than playing a great Bama team in Tuscaloosa last year, or a great Georgia team at home this year, or playing Michigan in the Big House, or ou in Dallas.  Y'all really don't know shit about atmosphere.

And the thing is, y'all can pipe in all the noise you want, but you're still a 6 to 8 win team that will hit the top of its range because it avoided almost all of the SEC heavies.  All but one....

No one is scared of you, or of Kyle Field.

You'll see...

Edited by TexArcher

#363

I hope Texas stocked up on ink, because the GA who is printing the bulletin board material is working OT today. 

#364
4 hours ago, Lou Loomis said:

Fuck stolen valor

Fuck collies

fuck weird cult shit

fuck the color maroon 

fuck gomerism, in general

 

Shut. Your. Whore. Mouth. 

Collies are great dogs. Not so much as a mascot, but they're pretty damn great as companions. Smart as hell, too. Like, even smarter than CTJ. 

#365
2 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Shut. Your. Whore. Mouth. 

Collies are great dogs. Not so much as a mascot, but they're pretty damn great as companions. Smart as hell, too. Like, even smarter than CTJ. 

……and smarter than their handlers.

#366
25 minutes ago, Pancho said:
Trey Zuhn III on Texas LB Anthony Hill: "He's a great player, but he's nothing that we haven't seen before and nothing that we can't handle."

 

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#367
19 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

aggy/Elko have been preparing for this game since it was announced that Texas would be playing aggy this coming weekend.  In fact, they were working on Texas during spring training, their bye dates, and even last week instead of focusing on Auburn…..they will. E out of their minds, and it’ll be very loud….Quinn and the OL must be in sync….buckle up boys…..gonna be a hoot.

Pump in crowd noise and aggy chants all week and Sark can tell them it is time to eat when you hear it just like Lanning.

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#368
1 hour ago, Atticus said:

I love the humble pie Blue has been willing to eat this year. Fell out of grace after putting the ball on the ground, but kept working and owned up to his shit. Keeps falling down, keeps owning up to his shit. 
Hopefully he takes his game to the next level next year game.

FIFY

#369
29 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Time to let these motherfuckers know 

Trey Zuhn III on Texas LB Anthony Hill: "He's a great player, but he's nothing that we haven't seen before and nothing that we can't handle."

 

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#370
31 minutes ago, Pancho said:
Trey Zuhn III on Texas LB Anthony Hill: "He's a great player, but he's nothing that we haven't seen before and nothing that we can't handle."

 

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#372
1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

……and smarter than their handlers.

This also true, sadly. I love me some Collies mom has one), Blue Heelers, Shetlands (mom has one), Australian cattle dogs, Swedish Valhunds, Australian Sheppards (mom has one), Border Collies  All are great companions. My mom got them strictly because they're great with kids (my neices and nephews) and with other dogs (mine). They're fucking awesome. They'll watch TV with you, don't bark, just want cuddles, and they greet literally everyone who comes go the house, burgalers included! 

#376

After all the Cart McCry business, it's gonna be really uncomfortable for them when they have to stretcher off whatever's left of Marcel Reed.

#377
1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

After all the Cart McCry business, it's gonna be really uncomfortable for them when they have to stretcher off whatever's left of Marcel Reed.

 

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#378
1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

After all the Cart McCry business, it's gonna be really uncomfortable for them when they have to stretcher off whatever's left of Marcel Reed.

would their cigars go so low as to put bounties on quinn and arch?

#380

No mercy for these never was chuckle fucks.

Draw and quarter the body and send the burned ashes to the four corners of the world.

I want 77-0 to appear kind in comparison.

#382
5 hours ago, immamac said:

aggy is the poster child for when keeping it real goes wrong. 

I was around it and in it for 2 short years up close and personal. Its always been wild to me how fucked up these people are and how fragile they are. 

I once attempted to dye my long hair platinum  blonde, it didn't work obviously and I had bright orange fried hair. I had to buzz it off after a week but decided it would be fun to do a Mohawk before fully buzzing it off. 

That week I had the Mohawk people wouldn't sit anywhere in my vicinity and I had the majority of people literally get off the sidewalk and switch sides that they were walking on to avoid me. 

Pussies the lot of them. 

I graduated from that shithole when I was 19 before any of you fuck with me about being aggy, I was never aggy I just didn't know shit when I was a kid and didn't realize how much culture mattered. I never fit in with that racist piece of shit institution. For those that think it's revisionist history you can find my pictures in the composites hanging in the lambda chi fraternity house in west campus. I was initiated into the Texas chapter of a fraternity that had a chapter at TAMU because I was in Austin so much they didn't know I didn't go there during and after rush and I didn't ever fit in with those backwards fucks.

This isn't a story.

This is a FUCKING LEGEND.

hook em @immamac 🤘😁🤘

#383
4 hours ago, Native Horn said:

Leggo, bro. He's one of us now.

like DKR used to be a Sooner

they got better

#384
4 hours ago, Dark Horse said:

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College Football Nerds model is 28 - 15 Horns.

Massey is 31 - 24 Horns.

Bill Connelly is 29 - 23 Horns.

BCF hasn’t been updated yet. 

if game is that close I'll probably have a heart attack

#385
5 hours ago, immamac said:

aggy is the poster child for when keeping it real goes wrong. 

I was around it and in it for 2 short years up close and personal. Its always been wild to me how fucked up these people are and how fragile they are. 

I once attempted to dye my long hair platinum  blonde, it didn't work obviously and I had bright orange fried hair. I had to buzz it off after a week but decided it would be fun to do a Mohawk before fully buzzing it off. 

That week I had the Mohawk people wouldn't sit anywhere in my vicinity and I had the majority of people literally get off the sidewalk and switch sides that they were walking on to avoid me. 

Pussies the lot of them. 

I graduated from that shithole when I was 19 before any of you fuck with me about being aggy, I was never aggy I just didn't know shit when I was a kid and didn't realize how much culture mattered. I never fit in with that racist piece of shit institution. For those that think it's revisionist history you can find my pictures in the composites hanging in the lambda chi fraternity house in west campus. I was initiated into the Texas chapter of a fraternity that had a chapter at TAMU because I was in Austin so much they didn't know I didn't go there during and after rush and I didn't ever fit in with those backwards fucks.

This is how you fraternity. 

#386
Opposing offensive lines have not been called for holding against the Aggies since the second quarter against Bowling Green in Week 4. That’s now 30 straight quarters without a call. Last season this streak reached 10 quarters in SEC playMore key stats:https://t.co/z6mCvSiY6R

 

#388
1 hour ago, Pancho said:
Trey Zuhn III on Texas LB Anthony Hill: "He's a great player, but he's nothing that we haven't seen before and nothing that we can't handle."

 

 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:
#TAMU OL Trey Zuhn III says he "feels bad" for the #Longhorns due to how crazy the atmosphere will be in College Station this week. @OnTexasFootball

 

 

 

Sark:

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It's giving no name ISU OL that called out Sweat/Murphy

#389
3 minutes ago, Pimphand said:
Opposing offensive lines have not been called for holding against the Aggies since the second quarter against Bowling Green in Week 4. That’s now 30 straight quarters without a call. Last season this streak reached 10 quarters in SEC playMore key stats:https://t.co/z6mCvSiY6R

 

Why do I have a sinking suspicion that will change on Saturday?

#390
7 minutes ago, Pimphand said:
Opposing offensive lines have not been called for holding against the Aggies since the second quarter against Bowling Green in Week 4. That’s now 30 straight quarters without a call. Last season this streak reached 10 quarters in SEC playMore key stats:https://t.co/z6mCvSiY6R

 

Now do your own O-Line, aggy. How many times have they been called for holding?

#391
2 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I don't know what's happening with the matrix, but I agree with Ketch and Looch.  I need to take a shower

Anthony Hill not being named to the Butkus finalists list is a disgrace.The heart and soul of the nation's best defense on the No.3 team in America? gtfoIn no universe has Danny Stutsman been a better player than Hill this season.
That's just silly. Actually, it's egregious. I personally think he's the most impactful player on one of the country's best defenses.

 

Hm. I've been feeling the same but if Ketch and Looch agree then clearly I'm missing something and Hill does not actually deserve consideration.

#392

Well it’s been a long time, for those of us going to the game. Any suggestions on the best place to park for the easiest exit from campus back to Austin?

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#396
30 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

This is how you fraternity. 

Guys I'd like you to meet Muhammed, Jugdish, Sydney and immamac....

#397
Mike Elko said Will Lee III and Jaydon Hill are dealing with "minor deals" and should be able to play on Saturday vs. Texas.Elko added that RB Rueben Owens is "running and moving," saying: "We'll see where it goes."

 

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#398
This #Texas fan is going to do whatever it takes to get a win over #TexasAM. #HookEm

 

#400
4 minutes ago, Pancho said:
Mike Elko said Will Lee III and Jaydon Hill are dealing with "minor deals" and should be able to play on Saturday vs. Texas.Elko added that RB Rueben Owens is "running and moving," saying: "We'll see where it goes."

 

“Minor deals” that kept them out of the Auburn game.

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