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#3 Texas takes care of business on Senior Day to a tune of 31-14.

Texas Longhorns head coach Steve Sarkisian embraces defensive back Jahdae Barron (7) as Barron is honored as one of Texas' seniors in their last home game pf the season against the Kentucky Wildcats at Darrell K Royal Texas Memorial Stadium in Austin, Nov. 23, 2024.

Texas Longhorns hook’em poses with a fan in the first quarter during the first half of an NCAA college football game at Darrell K Royal Texas Memorial Stadium, Austin, Texas, Saturday, Nov 24, 2024.

Texas Longhorns head coach Steve Sarkisian embraces quarterback Quinn Ewers (3) as Ewers is honored as one of Texas' seniors in their last home game pf the season against the Kentucky Wildcats at Darrell K Royal Texas Memorial Stadium in Austin, Nov. 23, 2024.

Texas Longhorns linebacker Colin Simmons (11) celebrate a quarterback sack with his teammates in the fourth quarter of the Texas Longhorns' game against the Kentucky Wildcats at Darrell K Royal Texas Memorial Stadium in Austin, Nov. 23, 2024.

Texas Longhorns linebacker Barryn Sorrell (88) celebrates a play in the second quarter of the Texas Longhorns' game against the Kentucky Wildcats at Darrell K Royal Texas Memorial Stadium in Austin, Nov. 23, 2024.

Texas Longhorns tight end Gunnar Helm (85) lands in the end zone after catching a touchdown pass in the second quarter of the Texas Longhorns' game against the Kentucky Wildcats at Darrell K Royal Texas Memorial Stadium in Austin, Nov. 23, 2024.

Texas defense brings downs Kentucky Wildcats wide receiver Barion Brown (7) in the first quarter of the Texas Longhorns' game against the Kentucky Wildcats at Darrell K Royal Texas Memorial Stadium in Austin, Nov. 23, 2024.

Texas Longhorns defensive back Jelani McDonald (25) celebrates after an interception in the second quarter of the Texas Longhorns' game against the Kentucky Wildcats at Darrell K Royal Texas Memorial Stadium in Austin, Nov. 23, 2024.

Texas Longhorns wide receiver Matthew Golden (2) stiff arms Kentucky Wildcats defensive back Maxwell Hairston (1) in the first quarter during the first half of an NCAA college football game at Darrell K Royal Texas Memorial Stadium, Austin, Texas, Saturday, Nov 24, 2024.

Texas Longhorns running back Quintrevion Wisner (26) scores a touchdown in the fourth quarter of the Texas Longhorns' game against the Kentucky Wildcats at Darrell K Royal Texas Memorial Stadium in Austin, Nov. 23, 2024.

Texas Longhorns linebacker Anthony Hill Jr. (0) celebrates a stop on fourth down against Kentucky Wildcats in the third quarter during the second half of an NCAA college football game at Darrell K Royal Texas Memorial Stadium, Austin, Texas, Saturday, Nov 24, 2024.

Texas Longhorns head coach Steve Sarkisian and his wife Loreal Sarkisian walk off the field after winning 31-14 against Kentucky Wildcats during the first half of an NCAA college football game at Darrell K Royal Texas Memorial Stadium, Austin, Texas, Saturday, Nov 24, 2024.

 

Next up, the renewal of the rivalry with little brother - Saturday night in College Station.  6:30 on ABC.

 

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Her ass should be put in the ring of honor at DKR.

2 minutes ago, The_highest_of_fives said:

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yeah holy shit

i wanna be a pair of pants right now

3 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

#3 Texas takes care of business on Senior Day to a tune of 31-14

 

 

Yell Leaders | Texas A&M University

 

 

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7 minutes ago, The_highest_of_fives said:

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yeah that one was included for a reason.

2 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

yeah that one was included for a reason.

Two reasons, by my count. The left cheek AND the right one.

Also, is that Sark's ex or his new one at the end? Because... it's good to be the King either way

I mean... couldn't we have skipped the cheerleader pics just this once?

Still the best caption and reaction (mostly stunned silence) to those freakazoids....

 

13 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Also, is that Sark's ex or his new one at the end? Because... it's good to be the King either way

That’s definitely Loreal, they are still on good terms as far as I know. 

I think they may have gotten back together.

5 minutes ago, Atticus said:

That’s definitely Loreal, they are still on good terms as far as I know. 

 

4 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I think they may have gotten back together.

don't blame him

13 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

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vince vaughn motorboat GIF

16 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

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Avatar checks out

4 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

#3 Texas takes care of business on Senior Day to a tune of 31-14.

 

Texas Longhorns hook’em poses with a fan in the first quarter during the first half of an NCAA college football game at Darrell K Royal Texas Memorial Stadium, Austin, Texas, Saturday, Nov 24, 2024.

 

That handrail is not industry standard 42 inches.

12 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

Was it a stunned silence at the presser?

There was a press conference?

Well...  you got aggy over there and it's all about how homoerotic can they get.. evidently.. it's very.

1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

Still the best caption and reaction (mostly stunned silence) to those freakazoids....

 

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Holy shit….that’s a tough watch. Fucking dorks these kids are. 

25 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

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Holy shit….that’s a tough watch. Fucking dorks these kids are. 

The thought occurred to me -- "have there ever been any black yell leaders?"

It turns out there have been two.  Very inclusive, Ags."See, we have black friends!"

8 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

The thought occurred to me -- "have there ever been any black yell leaders?"

It turns out there have been two.  Very inclusive, Ags."See, we have black friends!"

What years? Because if they were down seasons, you know damn well some Old Army Ag was walking around Kyle Field talking about how opening up the Yell Leaders to "those kinds of people" are why the football team had a bad season. 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

What years? Because if they were down seasons, you know damn well some Old Army Ag was walking around Kyle Field talking about how opening up the Yell Leaders to "those kinds of people" are why the football team had a bad season. 

Not gonna go look it back up, but I believe the first started in '93, and the second a few years ago.  Damn interlopers.

Wait . . . was that Kurt Bowels who asked if Sark was worried about Ant Hill turning pro?  Jesus, dude.  Sark handled it with grace.

Clarifying:  post game, not today

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2 hours ago, cabowabo said:

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nasty, fat, and droopy. pass... 

 

 

 

/most of y'all 10 years ago.

6 hours ago, Slacks said:

nasty, fat, and droopy. pass... 

 

 

 

/most of y'all 10 years ago.

There has not been one year in the last 40 where that isn't worth killing any one of you with a dull butter knife.  

10 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Still the best caption and reaction (mostly stunned silence) to those freakazoids....

 

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