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Is this the third doc on GGW?  I thought 2 came out a few years ago; one in which a Surl was either in or had insight.  

19 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Somebody want to tell him 👆

I will after I finish watching The Sting 

1 hour ago, Derka said:

narrator: he won’t.

What happened there? 

11 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

What happened there? 

he’ll have to post as to why if he feels like it, i can’t remember exactly why, i just remember talking to him when they were making it and he said he wasn’t taking part. 

14 hours ago, Derka said:

he’ll have to post as to why if he feels like it, i can’t remember exactly why, i just remember talking to him when they were making it and he said he wasn’t taking part. 

because he already told his story, so definitionally it cannot be an untold story

On 11/26/2024 at 3:22 AM, henrygandorf said:

on deep background only. 

Balls deep?

4 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Balls deep?

Deep Throat?

I thought they were all documentaries 

Even to a super horned up 16 year old staying up until 1am so I could watch the infomercials, it was obvious that this was some shady, likely illegal predator ass shit.

45 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Even to a super horned up 16 year old staying up until 1am so I could watch the infomercials, it was obvious that this was some shady, likely illegal predator ass shit.

Dude, they got Tshirts.  And hats!  Why do you hate the free market?

14 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Even to a super horned up 16 year old staying up until 1am so I could watch the infomercials, it was obvious that this was some shady, likely illegal predator ass shit.

go on…

On 11/25/2024 at 12:42 PM, BigDHornfan said:

Wonder if anyone we all know and love will make an appearance?

Immamac is too busy keeping the site running and adding stuff to it.

On 11/25/2024 at 12:42 PM, BigDHornfan said:

Wonder if anyone we all know and love will make an appearance?

you mean....  a Surly poster's daughter?

Pretty brutal. The camera guys were definitely pedophile serial rapists.

Joe Fuckface belongs in Mexican pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

That one camera guy looks like Scoot McNairy's brother

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On 11/30/2024 at 12:48 AM, henrygandorf said:

go on…

What that company and those camera men did aged like warm milk.

It's the seedy, soapy, who-gives-a-crap flavor of the aged old argument: do you hold people to the standards of their time or do you judge them objectively with what we know to be right and true now?

13 hours ago, Vegas64 said:

What that company and those camera men did aged like warm milk.

It's the seedy, soapy, who-gives-a-crap flavor of the aged old argument: do you hold people to the standards of their time or do you judge them objectively with what we know to be right and true now?

i agree with all of it except the "likely illegal" part. the illegal acts were carried out almost exclusively by joe, which duh, but also wasn't something you'd assume by watching late night infomercials.

was it scumbaggy? totally.

y'all can let me know how this is, i doubt i'll be tuning in. 

6 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

 

y'all can let me know how this is, i doubt i'll be tuning in. 

 

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On 12/5/2024 at 12:43 AM, Vegas64 said:

What that company and those camera men did aged like warm milk.

It's the seedy, soapy, who-gives-a-crap flavor of the aged old argument: do you hold people to the standards of their time or do you judge them objectively with what we know to be right and true now?

Complete lack of decency is apparent no matter the times.

16 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

 

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these are texts i have gotten…

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i think i am good for now. 

 

 

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Watched the first episode. About what I expected. Lots of "I was drunk so I don't remember flashing the camera and I was so embarrassed 3 months later when I saw myself on the commercial". 

 

Also whoever edited the sound for this thing sucks ass - several times I could barely hear the person speaking over the music. 

12 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Watched the first episode. About what I expected. Lots of "I was drunk so I don't remember flashing the camera and I was so embarrassed 3 months later when I saw myself on the commercial". 

 

Also whoever edited the sound for this thing sucks ass - several times I could barely hear the person speaking over the music. 

Soon you'll get to the "I was 16..."

30 minutes ago, Deej said:

Soon you'll get to the "I was 16..."

Yeah there was one of those in the beginning. Sounded like it was one of the very first shoots and they were just kinda winging it. They also removed her from everything pretty quickly it sounded like. 

Also who the fuck let's their 16yo daughter go to Havasu for Spring Break? 

1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

Yeah there was one of those in the beginning

There's more.

1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

Also who the fuck let's their 16yo daughter go to Havasu for Spring Break? 

This may shock you but teenagers aren’t always completely honest about their whereabouts. I spent a crazy weekend in Acuña when I was 17 that my parents still don’t know about. 

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

This may shock you but teenagers aren’t always completely honest about their whereabouts. I spent a crazy weekend in Acuña when I was 17 that my parents still don’t know about. 

Yeah that was a dumb comment - I did plenty then too that my parents still don't know about. Watching part 2 right now. Joe is a bit rapey. 

Ok just finished. I mean we all knew Francis was a piece of shit but this definitely shows him to be a HUGE steaming pile of shit. 

 

I find it kind of ironic that at the end they were like "the biggest hit to him would for him to become completely irrelevant" ..... well... now he's relevant again. Sort of... I guess. 

Also I didn't realize he was still a fugitive - and yet he apparently keeps getting in legal trouble in Mexico, but they keep him there. Money talks it seems. 

Can someone explain all the references above to a surly/shaggy person? I don’t recall anything on that. 

6 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Can someone explain all the references above to a surly/shaggy person? I don’t recall anything on that. 

immamac flashed his tits once but Francis told him he was too ugly to make the cut. 

11 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

these are texts i have gotten…

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i think i am good for now. 

 

 

How do you feel about this documentary? Do you still have contact with Joe?

2 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Can someone explain all the references above to a surly/shaggy person? I don’t recall anything on that. 

This is one of the few times where "pm Derka" might actually work.

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