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Free Bud Light To Cleveland Browns Fans When Browns Win First Game

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I'm thinking this wasn't a promotion during the NBA Finals with LeBron in Cleveland..? 

I guess those will stay sealed until the 2019 season.

A people should know when their town is dead.  

i'm surprised this doesn't run afoul of some alcohol law.  Isn't promoting free beer illegal?

57 minutes ago, FartingMonk said:

i'm surprised this doesn't run afoul of some alcohol law.  Isn't promoting free beer illegal?

This is like the old Free Beer Tomorrow! signs. You go back tomorrow, but now it's today, and the free beer is still tomorrow.

Free Beer when the Browns Win a Game. Same thing.

 

2 hours ago, FartingMonk said:

i'm surprised this doesn't run afoul of some alcohol law.  Isn't promoting free beer illegal?

It's not free if you never give it away...

2 hours ago, n64ra said:

I guess those will stay sealed until the 2019 season.

havent you heard??? Browns have got the best of teh best... best wr, best qbs, best rb, best defense in all of the world. how can you see them losing even one game this year?!?!?!?

Edited by HeyMcFly

Hate that metal bottle + hate bud light = dilly dilly?

My first thought was "ten cent beer night" (see Indians) but at least it's not at the stadium.

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This is a more likely future of Cleveland: 

CLEVELAND_APOC.jpg

3 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Jesus H Christ on a polywog, you'd think that fucking town would have learned from the last time they attempted this kind of dumbfuckery.

Ten Cent Beer Night
Date June 4, 1974
Time Evening
Location Cleveland Stadium,
Cleveland, Ohio
Cause Fan animosity from previous game combined with low-point beer being sold cheaply and liberally (10 cents per cup, up to 6 cups at a time)
Participants Cleveland Indians and Texas Rangers baseball clubs, several thousand inebriated attendees
Outcome Rangers/Indians game forfeited to Texas
Non-fatal injuries Various players, officials, and fans (exact count unknown)
Property damage Damage to the field of Cleveland Stadium; bases stolen, never returned
Suspect(s) 9 fans arrested
Charges Disorderly conduct

 

Interesting "box score."

5 hours ago, Lobo said:

A people should know when their town is dead.  

Would you Quintus? Would I ?

10 hours ago, DeweyCox said:

Be sure and check that born on date...

Or if the cans/ bottles are defective...

Perfect. They can store the beer outside and it will already be cold when they win their first game in November. 

I like how they’ll rotate to keep them ‘fresh’. As if BL won’t always taste like the metal bottle it came in, even fresh off the line.

19 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

This is a more likely future of Cleveland: 

CLEVELAND_APOC.jpg

A true lol.

Dilly, Dilly!

You win the internet.

The Browns fans should break into those coolers when the Browns beat the Lions in the final preseason game.
It is truly a battle of the 2 worst NFL franchises (and the only ones to go 0-16)

On 8/14/2018 at 12:39 PM, OrangEngr said:

I’d rather drink cuyahoga river water

It's the same thing.

On ‎8‎/‎14‎/‎2018 at 11:39 AM, OrangEngr said:

I’d rather drink cuyahoga river water

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20 hours ago, Bullneck said:
Ten Cent Beer Night
Date June 4, 1974
Time Evening
Location Cleveland Stadium,
Cleveland, Ohio
Cause Fan animosity from previous game combined with low-point beer being sold cheaply and liberally (10 cents per cup, up to 6 cups at a time)
Participants Cleveland Indians and Texas Rangers baseball clubs, several thousand inebriated attendees
Outcome Rangers/Indians game forfeited to Texas
Non-fatal injuries Various players, officials, and fans (exact count unknown)
Property damage Damage to the field of Cleveland Stadium; bases stolen, never returned
Suspect(s) 9 fans arrested
Charges Disorderly conduct

 

Interesting "box score."

Participants

Cleveland Indians and Texas Rangers baseball clubs, several thousand inebriated attendees

 

Yeah, that's not really specific enough.....

21 hours ago, Bullneck said:
Ten Cent Beer Night
Date June 4, 1974
Time Evening
Location Cleveland Stadium,
Cleveland, Ohio
Cause Fan animosity from previous game combined with low-point beer being sold cheaply and liberally (10 cents per cup, up to 6 cups at a time)
Participants Cleveland Indians and Texas Rangers baseball clubs, several thousand inebriated attendees
Outcome Rangers/Indians game forfeited to Texas
Non-fatal injuries Various players, officials, and fans (exact count unknown)
Property damage Damage to the field of Cleveland Stadium; bases stolen, never returned
Suspect(s) 9 fans arrested
Charges Disorderly conduct

 

Interesting "box score."

Holy shit! The '74 Rangers had a win!

i'm surprised this doesn't run afoul of some alcohol law.  Isn't promoting free beer illegal?
Law against awful beer?

Shouldn't their reward be that they don't have to drink pisswater for a night?

  • 4 weeks later...

what do they get for a tie?

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

what do they get for a tie?

Since short missed FG to Win...... Kick in the Nuts....

Edited by LTtxfan

5 minutes ago, WBT said:

what do they get for a tie?

Shlitz

On 8/14/2018 at 7:32 PM, Bullneck said:
Ten Cent Beer Night
Date June 4, 1974
Time Evening
Location Cleveland Stadium,
Cleveland, Ohio
Cause Fan animosity from previous game combined with low-point beer being sold cheaply and liberally (10 cents per cup, up to 6 cups at a time)
Participants Cleveland Indians and Texas Rangers baseball clubs, several thousand inebriated attendees
Outcome Rangers/Indians game forfeited to Texas
Non-fatal injuries Various players, officials, and fans (exact count unknown)
Property damage Damage to the field of Cleveland Stadium; bases stolen, never returned
Suspect(s) 9 fans arrested
Charges Disorderly conduct

 

Interesting "box score."

 

9 fans arrested? That's it? damn. 

17 hours ago, Blanton said:

 

9 fans arrested? That's it? damn. 

They just let 'em play.

18 hours ago, WBT said:

what do they get for a tie?

Natty Ice?

18 hours ago, WBT said:

what do they get for a tie?

Idk what they get, but I'm sure they'll want a noose for getting so close...

So close. They should get a free near beer.

  • 2 weeks later...
28 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Nice pooter and choke collar...

Haven't they suffered enough?

I guess Great Lakes Brewing couldn't afford to offer that promotion but they brew some great beer. 

Mods should just go ahead and merge this with the “going goon” thread.

Is that JFF at the :26 mark?

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