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Surly Parents: After 172 Episodes, Dora the Explorer goes live-action/big-screen

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7 minutes ago, ajax said:

Just wear loose pants and get a large popcorn.

With a trench coat.   Make sure and go by yourself as well.  

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Austin’s very own, ex-Longhorns discussing some of the controversy about the creepy review

 

7 hours ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

I don't think we have to worry about Jersey Man going with anybody.

Hell his soon to be fiancée is their target audience, Hispanic female, 14 to 16 

Took my kid to see this today.

At least Eva still has a cute face because her body has morphed into the figure of a Taqueria waitress.

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So this Taqueria waitress...It's late, you're visiting from out of town, she smiles at you a lot, and you have convinced yourself that it's not because she's hoping you'll leave a big tip since you're one of the last few customer in the place.    What's the play here - are you just going to bluntly ask her what she's doing after work, are you going to write your burner number on a napkin, are you going to ask her what there is to do in the area that time of night.  Give us something to work with Cooter.

20 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Took my kid to see this today.

At least Eva still has a cute face because her body has morphed into the figure of a Taqueria waitress.
 

 

Hits close to home, I went to college with Eva 

  • 3 months later...

Eva was unrecognizable.

I thought this movie was surprisingly good; the animation sequence was cleverly written for some fan/kid service and it was enjoyable. My younger kid was a bit scared towards the end but overall pretty fun movie.

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