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#3802

It’s safe to say that Quinn has surpassed Chris Simms in crucial fuck ups.

#3803
1 minute ago, TheYoungHorn said:

Take him off the field in the red zone. He is a huge liability. 

Take him off the field period. He is a liability no matter where we are. If we lose, this game is 100% on him and him alone. No idea why Sark went back to him against Georgia. This is who he is. Nothing will ever change.

#3808
1 minute ago, Ellellelle said:

Taffe so close

Fuck.  Bad shit seems to happen after missed opportunities like that.

#3809
Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Yep. Just fucking pound the guy getting 6 yards per carry.

Not a slow gimpy QB keeper.

It was a pass play; Ewers made his own decision to tuck it and get yards which makes it that much worse that he didn’t prioritize protecting the football. 

#3810

I guess we're not going to run it in short yardage.  Sark is outsmarting himself here.  If you want to ease pressure on Ewers, run the fucking ball. 

#3811
Just now, D3zii said:

That was the most dominating disgusting 3rd qtr ever. Like we should have scored twice that qtr 

Agreed. Should have put up at least 10 right there.

#3813
6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm riding and dying with Quinn at this point. Y'all can keep bitching and keep questioning who is playing QB but I'm at peace with wherever this dude takes us. He has the same heart that Sam and Colt had and plays his fucking ass off every week. He isn't perfect but he has the moxie and the je ne se quois that you want from a Texas quarterback.

'je ne se quois" is that what you call it?

#3815
2 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Inside the thirty.   Kick field goal.  Profit. 

Auburn sucks too. 

#3818

This fucking guy is so infuriating. He must have the lowest football IQ of any player on our roster. 

#3820
1 minute ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

I don’t want to beat up on a college kid but WHAT THE FUVK ARE YOU DOING QE

Hey you wanna say something say it to sark he’s a man he’s 40

he keeps drawing up wide open receivers and Quinn keeps throwing it strait into the the back of a linemen 

but it’s Sarks fault somehow

#3821

Fucking hell. We have all the pieces to win a title except a consistent QB. This game should be getting put away right now. 

Come on defense, go get the win like last week. 

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#3822

Absolutely dominating this game and only up 10 points.  Fuuuuccccckkkkkkkkk.  The only fucking thing that can beat us is turnovers, and Ewers keeps fucking turning the goddam ball over.

#3825

Where will Quinn transfer to next year? Thought he would be a heisman contender and a sure fire 1st round pick. Now he looks like a late round pick that’s out of the league after a few seasons.

#3826
1 minute ago, Drew said:

I’m done with Ewers. 

 

yall can kiss my ass.  
 

this is like OU last year all over again. 2 turnovers inside our own 10 fucking yard line. 
 

And a missed FG. 
 

This should be a 26-0 game. At worst right now. 
 

fucking sark being too cute last drive. And Ewers being dumb on both drives. 

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#3828
One thing to ask.
Didn’t he begin his slide before the fumble. 
I’m not expert but doesn’t that meant he play is dead?

I thought the same, but he appeared to go head first. Feet first? Yeah it would be where he started.
#3830
1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Yes Ewers fucked that up but all we've had to do the last two drives is run the fucking running backs and kick field goals and it's a 3 score game

That's our Sark!

#3833
Just now, Bodowned said:

It was a pass play; Ewers made his own decision to tuck it and get yards which makes it that much worse that he didn’t prioritize protecting the football. 

He tried to slide and got clotheslined and fumbled. 
 

He’s so fucking scared of getting hit it makes him unplayable. 

#3834
1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

One thing to ask.

Didn’t he begin his slide before the fumble. 
I’m not expert but doesn’t that meant he play is dead?

That wasn’t a slide 

#3836
2 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Absolute, complete domination of the 3rd quarter and we lost 7 points.... Damn

More than that 

#3837
1 minute ago, Mikey4 said:

Isn't the QB considered down when he initiates the slide? Because he started the slide before he lost the ball. I'm probably misunderstanding the rule.

EXACTLY!!! 

#3838
1 minute ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Turnovers could keep it interesting, but I’ve seen nothing from their QB to think he’s going to bring them back.  

Please stop.

#3839
1 minute ago, Hefeweizen said:

I’m ok with Ewers leaving.  He picks in opportune times to make his mistakes.

Pretty sure that's 90+% of the board

#3840
1 minute ago, Zeus said:

We are playing a fucking snake bit QB that is hurt or whatever and just can’t stop tripping over his own dick

Second time he’s tried to get cute and played loose with the ball. It’s like his brain short circuits. Pee wee football players play with more ball security when running.

#3841
Just now, Hermanator said:

Fucking hell. We have all the pieces to win a title except a consistent QB. This game should be getting out away right now. 

Come on defense, go get the win like last week. 

Or decent special teams. We have sucked at those.

#3844
Just now, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Quinn keeping the aggots in it. Got damnit 

Well, Sark is trying to help him by making it more complicated than it needs to be.  So what if they stopped the run once.  Run it again. They haven't shown they can sustain stopping the run, except for you passing.  

#3845
1 minute ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

We’re gonna fuck around and lose. This is on Sark. 
 

Run the fucking ball you fucking dumbass.

Their offense isn’t driving the field to score tonight 

#3848

We are dominating this game, and they are one touchdown from making it very uncomfortable when it should've been easy.

These fucking idiots should be at the Dixie Chicken right now while our band is the only noise left in Kyle Field.

God dammit, man.

#3849
1 minute ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Turnovers could keep it interesting, but I’ve seen nothing from their QB to think he’s going to bring them back.  

He can run the ball and that's what we're gonna see in the Fourth. 

Dammit!

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