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8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Leading ag passer Q Ewers 1/1 93 yds 1 TD?

fuck, after watching that, think how Conner Weigman must feel.  Dude has to portal out and leave that pile of toxic garbage behind him.   

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  • From NY Times It’s no secret Texas A&M staunchly opposed allowing its hated nemesis to join the SEC, and now we see why. It took Texas one season to reach the conference championship game, where

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Defense was fucking brilliant. PK might be the MVP of the season. They made aggy look pedestrian. Sark, I love you but take what they give you. You made this harder than it needed to be. Trust in Wisner. Learn from this and let’s kick Georgia’s ass. 

3 minutes ago, redswingline said:

 

How the fuck did Aggy manage to win eight?

 

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They only played shitty sec teams and us.

Hey National Media..is Texas defense any good now?

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Hopefully we got some good tips from aggy on how to handle the SEC championship game from all their experience.

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Well, we didn't play anybody.  Michigan, Vandy, Kentucky, Florida, and aggy all pulled off big upsets.  But we got them on weekends when they were bad.  We're just really lucky.

I expect that’s how Graham will spin it

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Oh God how I miss real Aggie Tears. So fucking fresh and sweet. 

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First A&M loss to tu in 13 years! stupid Sips went 12 years without a win!

WHOOP!

8 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Graham Harmon can now officially gobble my crank.

Texas 9th in sec.  Aggy 8th. Wait for it. 

4 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

no lie...georgias front 7 is chaotic and probably best in the country or top 2.. if theyre on, theyre going to be very tough to beat.

I hear you. But go look at every one of the Georgia games. They are a flawed team. They caught Texas by surprise the first time around, but this time I think Texas will be more prepared.

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They waited 13 years to score no offensive points on us. 

8 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Man fuck that Sark!

Let them shit on aggy field

They let anyone walk on the field after the 45-13 ass-reaming we gave them in '83. I walked all over the aggy helmet logo they used to have on the center at the 50 yard line.

They didn't stop anyone from going on the field. That field isn't special, sacred, hallowed, nor even merely important. It's just aggy's shitty little field.

Hook'Em Horns!

Full orange Tower for football in a LONG DAMN TIME right now tonight!

11 minutes ago, NoName said:

 

I’m guess they didn’t need aggy coming out to protect their logo and starting some shit.  
 

I liked seeing the aggy and Longhorn players shaking hands and hugging after the game.  Kids grew up together.  Kick their ass and then shake their hand.  Nice. 

Ags will say they should have win this game when we should have win it 38-0.

31-7. Shoulda woulda coulda.  Let’s beat the fuck out of UGA 

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I would rather we have not shot ourselves in the dick 4 times but that was glorious.  After all these years of hearing aggy talk about SEC Ready, and Texas being too soft for this conference, and all that horseshit we went out there and just physically whipped their ass to do something they have never done in 13 years.

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2 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Great win! Still scoreboard 

 

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Score looks closer than it ever was.  It wasn't that close.  Their best offense was their defense.  In fact, it was their only offense. 

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Defense was fucking brilliant. PK might be the MVP of the season. They made aggy look pedestrian. Sark, I love you but take what they give you. You made this harder than it needed to be. Trust in Wisner. Learn from this and let’s kick Georgia’s ass. 

It's tough on Sark because he doesn't have a gamer at QB. He has a guy who is like a streaky 3 pt shooter in basketball. So inconsistent. When he's on we blow out Florida. When he's off we need super human defense to win a game. Sark has to be so damn frustrated with this situation. You have to be able to throw in 2nd half if you want to win a title this year. Our defense can own Georgia's offense, but our offense has to be big time all game. Not just one half. 

7 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

Local dwag fans are worried. Very worried about beating a good team twice. 

They will no longer be a good team after next week.

13 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

They had a 13 year head start and couldn't do what we've done in 5 months. Get forked ags. 

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Run the ball.

Oh. 🤘🏼

Breathlessly waiting for Graham Harmon to rank Texas 7th in the SEC due to an obviously deficient redzone offense and punt protection scheme.

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I'm glad we're in the CFP, but winning the SEC in our first year would be the most hilarious thing ever.

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Just now, ChickenNuggets said:

Some of you Retards... you know who you are... many are constant posters on this board... some consider themselves Surly Royalty... who shit all over Quinn... Y'all should spend some time tonight sucking cock. Small... big... huge cumshots... small cumshots... Y'all deserve to swallow and suck dick... FUCKYOU pussies... suck that dick and enjoy it. 

 

And remeber.... next time you have a thought. Shut the fuck up... recognize you're a cock sucker at heart... and just suck dick without expressing your opinion...

 

Fuck you bastards.. many on this board. go suck a dick... you know who you are.

The same Quinn that took 14 points off the board with a pick 6 and fumble?  
 

asking for a friend 

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Thank you to Pat McAfee, Desmond Howard and Dude Perfect for saying that we haven’t beat anybody, haven’t played an SEC night game on the road and have never experienced anything like Kyle Field at night. EABODs

Thank you to ESPN game day for starting and ending the season with the Aggies losing  both games were losses.  I don’t think that has ever happened before. 

4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

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I am pretty sure I banged this dude's mom a few years ago.

10 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

The same Quinn that took 14 points off the board with a pick 6 and fumble?  
 

asking for a friend 

something like that

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I dont know if it was the broadcast or what, but that vaunted 12th man was fucking bullshit. That crowd was a kitten all night, even when they were trying to be loud.

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18 minutes ago, randomhorn said:

Survived. But should never have been this close 

Should have been a 42-0 type game. Really tired of Ewers fucking around and finding out. Especially as the rest of the offense was brilliant.

We won so I will forgive, but fuck I would hate to see this great defense wasted on bullshit. We don't need Ewers to be Tom Brady, we just need him to be Trent Dilfer.

1 minute ago, bad_teammate said:

First A&M loss to tu in 13 years! stupid Sips went 12 years without a win!

WHOOP!

Both wins--at aggy. Perfect book ends.  Cowards thought that by scheduling at home they'd somehow have a better shot than where the series ended last time.  

Wrong! 

Just now, ChickenNuggets said:

Some of you Retards... you know who you are... many are constant posters on this board... some consider themselves Surly Royalty... who shit all over Quinn... Y'all should spend some time tonight sucking cock. Small... big... huge cumshots... small cumshots... Y'all deserve to swallow and suck dick... FUCKYOU pussies... suck that dick and enjoy it. 

 

And remeber.... next time you have a thought. Shut the fuck up... recognize you're a cock sucker at heart... and just suck dick without expressing your opinion...

 

Fuck you bastards.. many on this board. go suck a dick... you know who you are.

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9 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Leading ag passer Q Ewers 1/1 93 yds 1 TD?

What's so infuriating about it to me, aside from that we blow them away outside of Ewers' flubs, is that outside of the first drive, Ewers was making some absolutely amazing throws in the first half, great pocket presence... even running the ball well. For half of a game, we got the Michigan Ewers.

And then ...

sigh.

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