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There's going to be some grudge fucking in aggyland tonight

 

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  • From NY Times It’s no secret Texas A&M staunchly opposed allowing its hated nemesis to join the SEC, and now we see why. It took Texas one season to reach the conference championship game, where

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Just now, Valmy77 said:

Should have been a 42-0 type game. Really tired of Ewers fucking around and finding out. Especially as the rest of the offense was brilliant.

We won so I will forgive, but fuck I would hate to see this great defense wasted on bullshit. We don't need Ewers to be Tom Brady, we just need him to be Trent Dilfer.

suck that cock and swallow.

1 minute ago, ChickenNuggets said:

yeah... you need to suck a dick tonight and swallow... fucking pussy./

Ok just making sure. Because you’re a phaggot 

Graham Harmon can now officially gobble my crank.

That dipshit has been an official crank gobbler his whole life
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I'm glad we're in the CFP, but winning the SEC in our first year would be the most hilarious thing ever.

We’ve won every conference in our first year. Why stop now.
2 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

i don't know... what's this referencing?

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1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

Goosby

Broughton

Burke

T. Moore

Mukuba

Wisner

Taffe

Goosby filling in for Banks and not really missing a beat was great. Epitome of the depth that we now have.

This is a hell of a team with some pretty big juevos on everyone not #3.  We win this week if we get mediocre QB play with no turnovers.  That’s probably true of every game in the playoffs, too.  Here’s to Sark playing the QB1 problem right.

I’ve been down on Ewers a lot in his time, but he played tough. Still some wtf stuff but he was roughing it out on a bad ankle.
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How satisfying is it to kick them out of the SEC championship game and the playoffs? 

3 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

Some of you Retards... you know who you are... many are constant posters on this board... some consider themselves Surly Royalty... who shit all over Quinn... Y'all should spend some time tonight sucking cock. Small... big... huge cumshots... small cumshots... Y'all deserve to swallow and suck dick... FUCKYOU pussies... suck that dick and enjoy it. 

 

And remeber.... next time you have a thought. Shut the fuck up... recognize you're a cock sucker at heart... and just suck dick without expressing your opinion...

 

Fuck you bastards.. many on this board. go suck a dick... you know who you are.

Shut up and go fuck your own face

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6 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Defense was fucking brilliant. PK might be the MVP of the season. They made aggy look pedestrian. Sark, I love you but take what they give you. You made this harder than it needed to be. Trust in Wisner. Learn from this and let’s kick Georgia’s ass. 

I don’t know man, I think Sark called a pretty great game. Two plays kept this from being 30-0

10 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said:

SEC Network post game is pure gold.

Did they say Texas is not SEC ready?

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10 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

2mp phone cam?

Not great in low light , android 

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Just now, Rimbo said:

i don't know... what's this referencing?

Texags did a doc on his recruiting

Just now, UTEE97 said:

How satisfying is it to kick them out of the SEC championship game and the playoffs? 

borderline erotic

4 minutes ago, Kdub said:

Hey National Media..is Texas defense any good now?

No, they'll claim aggy sucks and we're still meh, as predicted. 

Anyone we beat SUCKS, because they always say we're no good. They did this even when we had VY, because reggiebush, reggiebush, reggiebush in that 7-on-7 league that no longer exists.

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10 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said:

If they don't have a call in show after their biggest game ever, they really are pussies!

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LOL. The aggy Texas Ford dealer drive of the game was the drive where they were stopped at the 10 yard line on 4th down on the opening drive.

20 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

I can hear the sarcasm dripping off my iPad.

 

What the fuck is wrong with that Gomer’s knees? 

1 minute ago, redswingline said:

There's going to be some grudge fucking in aggyland tonight

 

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this looks like a lot of posters here who are shitting on quinn.. they are going to be fucking sheep consoling themselves... after beating off.

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Goosby filling in for Banks and not really missing a beat was great. Epitome of the depth that we now have.

Goosby is a G. LT is going to be legit the next season or two

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

Shut up and go fuck your own face

suck. a. dick. pussy.

 

enjoy that cum.

1 minute ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

What bowl you headed to ags???

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I hope the ags like Jacksonville for the TaxSlayer Gator bowl!

1 minute ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

I don’t know man, I think Sark called a pretty great game. Two plays kept this from being 30-0

Those 2 fucking turnovers 

3 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I hear you. But go look at every one of the Georgia games. They are a flawed team. They caught Texas by surprise the first time around, but this time I think Texas will be more prepared.

I'm not so sure. Turnovers and bad punting gave Georgia field position in a defensive matchup. We have done that multiple times this season so it wasn't a fluke. We will have to run the ball consistently to win and that requires Sark to change his stripes.

4 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

First A&M loss to tu in 13 years! stupid Sips went 12 years without a win!

WHOOP!

 aggy has not beaten Texas in 14 years only 3 wins in the last 25 years

 

2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

i don't know... what's this referencing?

Texags made a whole documentary about Brandon Jones before his commitment. 

Welp Texas still hasn’t played a good team 

Worst part about this.  Is we still haven’t played anyone good yet 

2 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Shut up and go fuck your own face

not only that... pay up and send some money to the cause... you fucking weak, pussy, fuck.

4 minutes ago, F250 said:

I am pretty sure I banged this dude's mom a few years ago.

Was it approximately 18 years ago?  Cuz if it was . . .

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3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

i don't know... what's this referencing?

 

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Blow U-check
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Rematch with the Georgia puppies..:next

7 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

First A&M loss to tu in 13 years! stupid Sips went 12 years without a win!

WHOOP!

Texas has a 14 year winning streak over A&M.

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borderline erotic, gentlemen

 

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Listening to the call in show. They were lauding the effort of the special teams. Straws..they grasping.

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Bitches

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Hilarious exchange between E acho and Adrian Phillips

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