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THEY TOLD US IT WAS A LINE OF SCRIMMAGE LEAGUE.

AND WE TOOK THAT PERSONALLY.

Seriously, the roster building under Sarkisian has been fucking fantastic. Tonight we dominated the trenches.

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Y'all I just rewatched the fourth down play a thousand fucking times. My penis can only get so erect. 

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Bitches

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Jesus it’s been a LONG time since I had to endure a Ubben opinion. He’s always been an idiot 

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T'vondre Sweat called it before the season. "We are gonna run it."

 

 

4 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

suck that cock and swallow.

Hey man, glad we won. But we can win the national title with this team. We just cannot have him doing that shit again. Dude has to manage the game and play four quarters. He has been doing this ever since OU really.

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5 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

I don’t know man, I think Sark called a pretty great game. Two plays kept this from being 30-0

You could tell he was relieved as fuck with the fumble.

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6 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Bitches

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Ubben is midget troll. This doesn’t surprise me at all. I can’t even remember who his team is. Pretty sure  it’s 1 of the Irate8 that we don’t give a shit about. 
 

Also a reminder that you’re probably homeless if you bet with Gerry Hamilton picks all season. He picked aggy in August and never backed off it. 

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9 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

Some of you Retards... you know who you are... many are constant posters on this board... some consider themselves Surly Royalty... who shit all over Quinn... Y'all should spend some time tonight sucking cock. Small... big... huge cumshots... small cumshots... Y'all deserve to swallow and suck dick... FUCKYOU pussies... suck that dick and enjoy it. 

 

And remeber.... next time you have a thought. Shut the fuck up... recognize you're a cock sucker at heart... and just suck dick without expressing your opinion...

 

Fuck you bastards.. many on this board. go suck a dick... you know who you are.

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1 minute ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

I'm listening to the postgame show linked above, it's boring as hell so far.

It would be after this post-game show. As I said earlier, if they don't have one after their biggest game ever, they are true bitch-assed pussies!

7 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Goosby

Broughton

Burke

T. Moore

Mukuba

Wisner

Taffe

Broughton and Wisner were the obvious D/O MVPs, but I forgot Banks went out. Obviously we want him back, but Goosby didn't stick out as far as I could tell, which is pretty impressive 

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Who the fuck is GOOSBY. That kid was fuckin mauling

2 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

T'vondre Sweat called it before the season. "We are gonna run it."

 

 

Who is this fucking new balance wearing never athlete that’s tryna clown Sweat? Fuck him

I would have liked a little more, "pooooor aggy" for my viewing pleasure.  But otherwise, thoroughly enjoyed it.

6 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

not only that... pay up and send some money to the cause... you fucking weak, pussy, fuck.

Hey there.

You’re a pussy and nobody likes you.

Go to bed.

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9 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

suck that cock and swallow.

Project much?

6 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Worst part about this.  Is we still haven’t played anyone good yet 

We played Georgia 

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Ryan Tannehill to Jeff Fuller is STILL the last offensive score for A&M against Texas. 

1 minute ago, UTEE97 said:

How satisfying is it to kick them out of the SEC championship game and the playoffs? 

This is what big brother do.

 

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Mrs Ace came downstairs and said Texas must’ve won with my yelling. Then said I get whatever I want tonight. 
 

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1 minute ago, kingkoopa6 said:

We played Georgia 

Yeah but with shitty teams like OU, Arkansas, and A&M on the schedule it is hard to get any national respect.

3 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Who the fuck is GOOSBY. That kid was fuckin mauling

Our starting LT next year

2 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Hey there.

You’re a pussy and nobody likes you.

Go to bed.

shell out $50 a month to help the tight ends.. it's not hard... that and go suck a dick for being a bleeding pussy at heart. Go have some sweet dreams... 

10 minutes ago, T-shirt Sip said:

What the fuck is wrong with that Gomer’s knees? 

Looks to be a Cotton Hill situation.

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Biggest thing that was evident in this game was how much better we are on the lines.

Our OL and DL manhandled aggy all night. 

2 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Mrs Ace came downstairs and said Texas must’ve won with my yelling. Then said I get whatever I want tonight. 
 

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Why are you still posting?

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2 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Mrs Ace came downstairs and said Texas must’ve won with my yelling. Then said I get whatever I want tonight. 
 

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She told me the same thing. Up for an Eiffel tower 🤷‍♂️

15 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I would rather we have not shot ourselves in the dick 4 times but that was glorious.  After all these years of hearing aggy talk about SEC Ready, and Texas being too soft for this conference, and all that horseshit we went out there and just physically whipped their ass to do something they have never done in 13 years.

Yep.  We whipped out the big burnt orange dick and slapped them across the face to remind them who is Daddy.

Why are you still posting?

He got what he wanted. A Texas win.
1 minute ago, ChickenNuggets said:

shell out $50 a month to help the tight ends.. it's not hard... that and go suck a dick for being a bleeding pussy at heart. Go have some sweet dreams... 

That $50 goes to your mother.

Hey aggy .... Welcome to the SEC!!!

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