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  • From NY Times It’s no secret Texas A&M staunchly opposed allowing its hated nemesis to join the SEC, and now we see why. It took Texas one season to reach the conference championship game, where

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So all of the callers on the call in show are 13 years old asking what can they do to be better. 

Nothing but kids on the call in show, where is the outrage?

 

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Defense was lights out!

Hook’em! First year in SEC and we achieved what Aggie could never do.

That was for Jake Ehlinger.
 

🤘🏼🤘🏼

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Just now, thunderlounge said:

Are all these fucking callers 12?

Mentally? Yes. 

11 minutes ago, mchookem said:

borderline erotic, gentlemen

 

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Those nails fuck, and it looks like mini reveille is just crushed right now.

24 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

this game should not have been this close 

It's Ewers' and Bert's fault.

2 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

That $50 goes to your mother.

wow.. that's not only original, but it's also funny.. you fucking lame pussy.

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33 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

My heart goes out to the A&M fans who paid more than $1000 to watch this ass kicking.

Hahahaha. I paid $1200 to watch Texas win the National Championship.

Just now, NBHorn7 said:

Nothing but kids on the call in show, where is the outrage?

 

They've been burned too many times by undercover surly posters.

41 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Sarkisian should not be too proud. We should have won 30-0.

Easy.  Just a horrible 2nd half when they got tot the red zone. 

37 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Oh. Hey.

aggy 8-4.

Huh. Interesting.

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30 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

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They must not have seen Duke.  And having Maliik there will make it so much better. 

18 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

Some of you Retards... you know who you are... many are constant posters on this board... some consider themselves Surly Royalty... who shit all over Quinn... Y'all should spend some time tonight sucking cock. Small... big... huge cumshots... small cumshots... Y'all deserve to swallow and suck dick... FUCKYOU pussies... suck that dick and enjoy it. 

 

And remeber.... next time you have a thought. Shut the fuck up... recognize you're a cock sucker at heart... and just suck dick without expressing your opinion...

 

Fuck you bastards.. many on this board. go suck a dick... you know who you are.

WTF is this shit?  Ewers was good in the first half. And horrendous in the 2nd half 

10 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Hey man, glad we won. But we can win the national title with this team. We just cannot have him doing that shit again. Dude has to manage the game and play four quarters. He has been doing this ever since OU really.

Exactly.  Not sure what chicken fucks issue is. 

2 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

 why did you post this link?!?!?!!?. I am crying laughing so hard

what a bunch of delusional fucktards.

It;s like heroin 

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1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Defense was lights out!

Hook’em! First year in SEC and we achieved what Aggie could never do.

That was for Jake Ehlinger.
 

🤘🏼🤘🏼

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“That’s a lotta dicks”.

these guys are doing 180 from their narrative a week ago. holy fuck 

and they are clueless with talking on a podcast or radio. how fucking stupid. they are brain damaged 

They are still claiming we are mediocre. Bwhahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

just stop .....

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43 minutes ago, tchookem said:

Fuck that S-E-C chant.

I took it as sarcasm and loved it completely.   We were told we couldn't hang in SEC.  L-O-S league and all that CRAP.   How can we possibly complete in the SEC?????

Holy shit, this aggy call-in bitch fest is delicious!  Lots of blaming the refs and calling for the coaches heads.  

2 minutes ago, Drew said:

Easy.  Just a horrible 2nd half when they got tot the red zone. 

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They must not have seen Duke.  And having Maliik there will make it so much better. 

WTF is this shit?  Ewers was good in the first half. And horrendous in the 2nd half 

Exactly.  Not sure what chicken fucks issue is. 

I can only hope MM carves them up

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I'm glad we learned how difficult the SEC is. I was really worried coming into the season.

Just now, MIkeHoncho said:

I took it as sarcasm and loved it completely.   We were told we couldn't hang in SEC.  L-O-S league and all that CRAP.   How can we possibly complete in the SEC?????

Same. I haven't heard a single sec chant all year. This was a fuck you to little brother. We just took their shiny toy and shoved it up their ass 

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Fucking domination. That 24 yard run by Reed doing A LOT of work on that average. 

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If you buy this you should remove yourself from the gene pool.

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Why were the refs nice to us this game? I'm so used to their game interference and fucking us every chance they have.  It was so weird having some calls go our way.

Meanwhile, needs that were not met deeply require some kind of solace

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We must have won because I'm taking my dogs out for a long drunk-walk at 44*F 11PM

Be back in ~90 minutes or I'll just go straight to pizza & a movie whatever

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Fuck Aggy. Will post tomorrow if anyone gives a fuck. Defense was absolute rock hard. Felt more like 31-0 than 17-7

Aggies are such hypocrites, they honestly don't know how to handle this. It was all so perfect for them and we even teased them by trying to keep them in the game.

2 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

 

 

this man is all of us

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My oldest (no pics), final year at Texas, just found out she drew a ticket to the SEC championship game. 

Hook'em!

1 minute ago, burntorangebongos said:

Why were the refs nice to us this game? I'm so used to their game interference and fucking us every chance they have.  It was so weird having some calls go our way.

I mean... Both touchdowns and the targeting were changed after review. They had no choice. 

1 minute ago, burntorangebongos said:

Why were the refs nice to us this game? I'm so used to their game interference and fucking us every chance they have.  It was so weird having some calls go our way.

they actually tried to fuck us on the field.  the replay booth kept overturning them.  I'm not really sure what calls we got that were questionable.

2 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Why were the refs nice to us this game? I'm so used to their game interference and fucking us every chance they have.  It was so weird having some calls go our way.

To be fair, a LOT of aggy DPI and cheapshot horseshit wasn’t called.

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posted to Reddit; it's beautiful

 

14 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Mrs Ace came downstairs and said Texas must’ve won with my yelling. Then said I get whatever I want tonight. 
 

 

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15 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Aggy misery. You love to see it. 

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They have the sads....

Puking into a HEB bag while getting dominated must really suck....🤣  

Go marry your fat girlfriend, trudge to work at your shitty job for 40 years, and enjoy 8-4 for ETERNITY "former student". 🤣 

 

Eleven-win Steve

Now that's the call in show I know. They are turning on Elko and want Jimbo back.

16 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Mrs Ace came downstairs and said Texas must’ve won with my yelling. Then said I get whatever I want tonight. 
 

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26 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

I don’t know man, I think Sark called a pretty great game. Two plays kept this from being 30-0

He did but man, trust Wisner and just run the f'ing ball. Even if you don't get the first down, you can get 3 points. Quinn had a great game outside of 2 bad plays. But those 2 bad plays kept aggy in it when you could've straight up buried them

 

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