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  • From NY Times It’s no secret Texas A&M staunchly opposed allowing its hated nemesis to join the SEC, and now we see why. It took Texas one season to reach the conference championship game, where

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The aggy tears are like a drug... I jsut cant go to bed yet... I got to savor it a while longer

 

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One caller: Elko hasn't won anything as a coach. He can't motivate the players. He got outcoached by Sark, who is a horrible coach."

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Can't get thru, but I'm gonna keep trying...

2 minutes ago, BillyGoatHill said:

They have the sads....

Puking into a HEB bag while getting dominated must really suck....🤣  

Go marry your fat girlfriend, trudge to work at your shitty job for 40 years, and enjoy 8-4 for ETERNITY "former student". 🤣 

 

Don't forget their "vacations" in Galveston because they're in debt up to their eyeballs to pay for their 4x4 with truck nuts.

Just now, pearlandhorn said:

TJ thinks Sark is a terrible coach 😂 

That shit was funny.  We’ll keep Sark and let him keep getting aggy coaches fired.  I give him one kill for Jimbo because if we didn’t get good Jimbo is still there this year.  Elko wil be next.

This great show will go on for another 90 minutes, Aggies just getting warmed up in their righteous wrath.

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1 minute ago, ChickenNuggets said:

shell out $50 a month to help the tight ends.. it's not hard... that and go suck a dick for being a bleeding pussy at heart. Go have some sweet dreams... 

Being unsatisfied with a QB who throws off his back foot and quasi side arm 90+% of the time and turns the ball over regularly while we have a team with legitimate title aspirations makes one a pussy who should suck penis? 

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If we keep winning while consciously accepting poor mechanics and inaccuracy under pressure that lead to turnovers and overthrows, all Longhorns should be happy but eventually it will catch up to us against a good team. Maybe Arch doesn’t know the playbook and read sequence as well as Ewers, but he sure as hell is more of a running threat on RPO and designed runs and can throw the ball down the field. If the season ends short of championship and Ewers didn’t have any ball out games (300+ with 80% of it is yards after catch isn’t as impressive as 300+ mostly through the air, which is what Ewers fanboys imply when touting 300 yard games), most fans will ask what if Arch had got more snaps post-Miss State. Could it have made the offense more dynamic and helped win it all? If we end up losing a playoff game either way, is it not better for 2025 to play Arch more in 2024? We are lucky that our defense is fucking awesome and Wisner is a stud running hard through small gaps and racking up yards after contact. 

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PSA:  Do not let this man anywhere near your stadium.

r/aggies - Starting to believe that he’s actually jinx omg 😭

I took it as sarcasm and loved it completely.   We were told we couldn't hang in SEC.  L-O-S league and all that CRAP.   How can we possibly complete in the SEC?????
I hope so. I wish there was a way to make the sarcasm come through better.

Part of their problem was losing their starting running back.

Hmmm...

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Aggy is now crying in their own locker room knowing daddy came in in year one and made the CCG. That has to hurt so badly, and I love it so much. 12 year head start and nothing. Year 1 for us and we are 11-1 a victory at the vaunted Kyle Field...AT NIGHT BAH GAWD. 

 

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Its officially Dec in my part of the world....

Merry Christmas and and Happy Holdiays fuckers!

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These chucklefucks whining about playing their 2nd string running back. Wisner was 4 deep in fall camp, no?  Fuck off. 

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

He did but man, trust Wisner and just run the f'ing ball. Even if you don't get the first down, you can get 3 points. Quinn had a great game outside of 2 bad plays. But those 2 bad plays kept aggy in it when you could've straight up buried them

 

Don't forget missing wide open Bond.

He also fumbled it on the 12th Man on the field play.

He just looked off in the second half, not just those two plays.

11 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

 

 

He’s gonna be a legend. 

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That looks like it’s in the aggy hall of champions.  Brutal.  

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Wow. 

I would love to see the site traffic for today... and for the next week...

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We should toss that stupid trophy in the trash and tell them we lost it.  Getting a trophy for beating aggy is like getting a cookie for wiping your ass.

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Just now, pops said:

These chucklefucks whining about playing their 2nd string running back. Wisner was 4 deep in fall camp, no?  Fuck off. 

But they had 4 QB changes(just 2 guys) and Klein is running a rushing offense so that’s harder then what Texas did. 

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The hosts realizing aggy has dropped to 8th in the SEC is absolutely priceless.

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Man, that is one shitty locker room 

1 minute ago, Horn Dogg said:

That shit was funny.  We’ll keep Sark and let him keep getting aggy coaches fired.  I give him one kill for Jimbo because if we didn’t get good Jimbo is still there this year.  Elko wil be next.

Aggy are delusional and always have been.  I watched Texas play Ohio State with an aggy.  Even after we won, he said he'd rather have their QB and coach than VY and Mack Brown 

 

 

 

2 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

victory at the vaunted Kyle Field...AT NIGHT

Nobody is intimidated by a Kroger store, no matter how big it is.

9 minutes ago, Lou Loomis said:

To be fair, a LOT of aggy DPI and cheapshot horseshit wasn’t called.

Saw a few body slams on our WRs from the DBs. 

Just now, Valmy77 said:

Don't forget missing wide open Bond.

He also fumbled it on the 12th Man on the field play.

He just looked off in the second half, not just those two plays.

Look, I don't want to shit on anyone. A 10 point win in Kyle Field when you shut out their offense is nothing to sneeze at. We're in the SEC CCG in the first year. We did what we needed to. It should've been a bigger blowout but maybe it's actually more fun to give aggy some hope before we yet again rip their hearts out

Just now, Deej said:

Nobody is intimidated by a Kroger store, no matter how big it is.

I thought it was an open tackle box by Plano.  

So, if Aggy is going to an irrelevant bowl game, they they are saying they are irrelevant. WHOOP!

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Guys, so much gold coming out of Texags tonight. Here is a sampling from diff posters: 

We are the definition of a criminally stupid circle jerk. Sark is doing everything we have wasted triple digit millions and double digit years just attempting to get close to.
Texas is really not that good. The Aggies inability to do anything is making them look good. Georgia Tech would make Texas look like the Aggies. Just my opinion.
Lmao shut up, bozo. Game was over before it began. We won't beat Texas for years. Aggies are the perpetual younger brother
They are good…also beneficiary of easiest schedule in conference.
This is Texas A&M worst case scenario. Their first year!!! What is wrong with Aggie Football? Doesn't make sense after all the money and the new stadium. Very embarrassing and crushing defeat here at home. So sad. I'm glad I couldn't afford a ticket to this one.
I get its easy to say theyre not that good, but they we t 11-1 in the "big bad sec". We cant move the goal posts nowtheyre a good team and we are not.
It is hard to have 1 loss in the SEC no matter the schedule. Their last road loss is over 2 yrs ago. Every team is good and gets up against the top teams in the conference. Everyone kept saying winning the big 12 meant nothing because they didn't play SEC competition.
 
Mrs Ace came downstairs and said Texas must’ve won with my yelling. Then said I get whatever I want tonight. 

What’d she say when you replied, “the neighbor?”

I almost forgot to congratulate Ruben Owens on both his college choice and performance tonight

Just now, mdmost said:

Look, I don't want to shit on anyone. A 10 point win in Kyle Field when you shut out their offense is nothing to sneeze at. We're in the SEC CCG in the first year. We did what we needed to. It should've been a bigger blowout but maybe it's actually more fun to give aggy some hope before we yet again rip their hearts out

I think the biggest concern is that we’ve seen this version of Quinn for half the season and know we can’t go far with it most likely 

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I legit thought they photoshopped our guy in there.  He has brass juevos sitting in the middle of that, much respect.

28 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Ubben is midget troll. This doesn’t surprise me at all. I can’t even remember who his team is. Pretty sure  it’s 1 of the Irate8 that we don’t give a shit about. 
 

Also a reminder that you’re probably homeless if you bet with Gerry Hamilton picks all season. He picked aggy in August and never backed off it. 

Ubben is a little Missouri journalism douchebag who always hated Mack nuking Gary Pinkel's teams.

Just now, TreatyOak said:

Guys, so much gold coming out of Texags tonight. Here is a sampling from diff posters: 

We are the definition of a criminally stupid circle jerk. Sark is doing everything we have wasted triple digit millions and double digit years just attempting to get close to.
Texas is really not that good. The Aggies inability to do anything is making them look good. Georgia Tech would make Texas look like the Aggies. Just my opinion.
Lmao shut up, bozo. Game was over before it began. We won't beat Texas for years. Aggies are the perpetual younger brother
They are good…also beneficiary of easiest schedule in conference.
This is Texas A&M worst case scenario. Their first year!!! What is wrong with Aggie Football? Doesn't make sense after all the money and the new stadium. Very embarrassing and crushing defeat here at home. So sad. I'm glad I couldn't afford a ticket to this one.
I get its easy to say theyre not that good, but they we t 11-1 in the "big bad sec". We cant move the goal posts nowtheyre a good team and we are not.
It is hard to have 1 loss in the SEC no matter the schedule. Their last road loss is over 2 yrs ago. Every team is good and gets up against the top teams in the conference. Everyone kept saying winning the big 12 meant nothing because they didn't play SEC competition.
 

So much Aggy misery, so little time. I will get to Texags later, enjoying this live call in show first.

2 minutes ago, NashLonghorn said:

I thought it was an open tackle box by Plano.  

It was before they remodeled.

17 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

 

They are still claiming we are mediocre. Bwhahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

just stop .....

If getting dominated at home in a rivalry game with a conference championship berth on the line makes you feel better….

 

Seems weird to me though.  

OMG can ward reached out to aggy?  
 

Like why would he?  And Elko said no thanks? 

27 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Hey man, glad we won. But we can win the national title with this team. We just cannot have him doing that shit again. Dude has to manage the game and play four quarters. He has been doing this ever since OU really.

We cannot win a NC with Quinn, unless our D is just that dominant. He's a hindrance to this team. He sets us back to the stone ages. He's not built for anything other than HS, and as we've seen he can't hold up in college, but he thinks he can make the NFL? LOL K. 

Sark is only being loyal to him as a farewell. He knows Quinn isn't winning us a NC unless the chips fall in our favor. He's a mediocre to below average QB. Always injured, can't hit the deep ball, struggles outside of his firdt read, self-sacks. He won't be in the NFL for long. He is too fragile mentally and physically. 

Arch, OTOH, is bigger,stronger, more mobile, and more accurate. Oh, and he he can actually hit the deep ball with accuracy without our WR's having to look around if it's overthrown or underthrown. Next season will be a breath of fresh air. I'm glad we're still in it, but that is all on the D. And Wisner. Quinn can't even find Bond or Moore for Christ's sake. 

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