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Michigan beats the bucks and Texas wins been a sweet day of college foorball

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Caller: why does God hate us?

Lol.  Post game show.  Guy calls in asking why Kyle doesn't have a home field advantage.  Host just snores the entire time the guy speaks, then complains about a "horrible caller".

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This post needs more love:

”Ryan Tannehill to Jeff Fuller is STILL the last offensive score for A&M against Texas.”

1 minute ago, UTEE97 said:

Caller: why does God hate us?

Why do you think sunsets are burnt orange?

10 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

If I was the recruiting department, this quote would be sent to every recruit we want

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3 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Caller: why does God hate us?

 

2 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Lol.  Post game show.  Guy calls in asking why Kyle doesn't have a home field advantage.  Host just snores the entire time the guy speaks, then complains about a "horrible caller".

 

That was me, lol.  I'm pretty sure they've saved my number from previous calls, or maybe he remembers my voice, because they used to take the bait every time.

Maybe I'll try a Cajun accent next...

3 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

Huckleberry, everyone knows you're a cuckold... maybe the best course of action is to be quiet and not bring to light the fact that you're a cuckold.

You couldn't have waved a rhetorical white flag any more obviously if you had actually waved a white flag. What an incredible give-up reply. 

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6 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

So one time on each of these and all of the sudden he can do it continuously? 1 toneis grad, but why didn't he do this more than once?

He did.  He played a pretty good game other than 2 turnovers.  He needs to cut that out.

12 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

perhaps the team just overcame it... maybe this board should respect the success on the field rather than just dismiss shit, and pretend things are easier than they actually are.

Maybe but when did it ever seem like aggy was loud other than after the pick 6 or punt block?

5 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

lmfao @ homer. 

 

"im a Melko homer, and I too wear a muumuu"

I tried my best. 

17 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

All right, so let's recap.

  • Michigan beats tOSU
  • LSU devours OU
  • Georgia looks vulnerable and needs 8 OTs to beat a mid GT squad
  • Maalik Murphy with the game-winning TD
  • lol Arkansas
  • Florida roflstomps Florida Aggy
  • Texas beats A&M, in their house, denying A&M a single offensive point, by two scores, and is in the SECCG in its first year, while Texas 8&4 University is still waiting for their first SECCG appearance.

A pretty darn good college football weekend if I say so.

I mean, if you are aggy it is absolutely a win, as you worked over ABC to close caption the words to your Micky Mouse fight song that references tu.

The funny thing is that was some bush league stuff and ABC should be completely embarrassed they let some fucking hayseed goobers talk them into it.

Oh and eat all the dicks, you stupid Dude Perfect fucks, with your two brothers who look like they were "touched". DUDE, FUCK YOU!

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Rivalry week this year was awful for some people but to live w a close lose for THIRTEEN YEARS only to lose again, with a shot at the conference title game. To make it worse Texas is going to Atlanta in year one... aggie hasn't gone after over a decade...  

Seriously ags....thoughts and prayer.

Fuck it, I'm gonna call again and just tell an aggy joke...

Secrant poor aggy:
“Being an aggy fan is the fricking worst.
40+ years of this bullshite mediocrity. Coach after coach, doesn't matter. Top recruiting classes, doesn't matter. Favorable schedules. Doesn't matter. A Bajillion dollar program with top facilities. Doesn't matter. We fricking suck. Today. Yesterday. And for almost 100 fricking years. We let a gimp QB run all over us, like it is 2011 and Case fricking McCoy is back. Our stupid arse coaches can't fricking figure out that running our shite RB up the middle every fricking play doesn't work. Our QB panics like a little bitch and misses open receviers all night long. And apparently our coaches are too stupid or arrogant or both to figure out 3 points is better than zero points. 

frick Aggie football. frick Elmo. frick Klein. And now we get to watch our Basketball and Baseball teams disappoint like fricking clockwork. Mommas don't let your kids grow up to be fricking Aggie fans.”

Melt complete.

“Frick” is so aggy

Great play call on the fourth and goal. Run a back up the middle that hasn't played all season, after a time out. If you're going to play Reed, you have to get him on the edge on a rpo. Maybe I should apply for offensive coordinator at Aggy. No, I would never stoop that low.

10 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Secrant poor aggy:

“Being an aggy fan is the fricking worst.

40+ years of this bullshite mediocrity. Coach after coach, doesn't matter. Top recruiting classes, doesn't matter. Favorable schedules. Doesn't matter. A Bajillion dollar program with top facilities. Doesn't matter. We fricking suck. Today. Yesterday. And for almost 100 fricking years. We let a gimp QB run all over us, like it is 2011 and Case fricking McCoy is back. Our stupid arse coaches can't fricking figure out that running our shite RB up the middle every fricking play doesn't work. Our QB panics like a little bitch and misses open receviers all night long. And apparently our coaches are too stupid or arrogant or both to figure out 3 points is better than zero points. 

frick Aggie football. frick Elmo. frick Klein. And now we get to watch our Basketball and Baseball teams disappoint like fricking clockwork. Mommas don't let your kids grow up to be fricking Aggie fans.”

Melt complete.

It's so funny that this aggie isn't willing to drop the F-bomb, but doesn't mind calling Reed a bitch. HA

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4 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

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both coaches went with Texas.  They know whats up..

Do y'all realize that aggies best wins are transitive wins by other SEC teams against opponents?  This weekend, they could've beaten both tOSU and Georgia.  They won all the games they didn't play, and the one's they did they stunk.  That's their culture.  Think about it, you'll have to since that's where they win.  All they got is Looch shoveling coal into the eternal hope flame year after year, selling subs with how close they were yet again.    

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Oh and eat all the dicks, you stupid Dude Perfect fucks, with your two brothers who look like they were "touched". DUDE, FUCK YOU!

I realize I am an old, but I had no clue who these people even were.  I thought they were just some aggy randos that Gameday pulled out of the audience or something.

27 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said:

Texas could never hold up in an entire season of the rough and tumble SEC SEC SEC. I do think I remember hearing that.

 

Well this isn’t really the SEC. Remember.? 

18 minutes ago, Lou Loomis said:

Sorry to break it to some of y’all, but we just might “Quinn sucks-We can’t blow anyone out-the offense is too hot-and-cold-special teams gives me high blood pressure” all the way to a Natty. 🤘

Fine. But we don’t have to like it. 
 

Until we’re hoisting the trophy….then we’ll praise Quinn. 

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

both coaches went with Texas.  They know whats up..

McAfee always goes with the home team, he is just there to stir things up, not for logical football analysis.

4 minutes ago, Austin said:

It's so funny that this aggie isn't willing to drop the F-bomb, but doesn't mind calling Reed a bitch. HA

Probably some sort of auto-censor from the coonass board.

If SEC Shorts has the balls their video has been written for them and it starts with "Daddy/Big Brother" coming home for the holidays.

4 minutes ago, orangebird said:

I realize I am an old, but I had no clue who these people even were.  I thought they were just some aggy randos that Gameday pulled out of the audience or something.

They're a bunch of fucking dildos. 

1 minute ago, NBHorn7 said:

McAfee always goes with the home team, he is just there to stir things up, not for logical football analysis.

I'll admit I don't watch it that much anymore.  Does he really only pick the home team?

34 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

They should've beaten Case too but they didn't, and there's nothing that shows they'd win in a rematch either.  That's twice now Texas has won with little offense.  Just imagine what it's going to be like when the Longhorn offense actually shows up.  

They were never going to win this game. It’s insane to many that so many got fooled by all their talk and excuses. They’re not on our level. Period. No matter what those fucktards think. 

16 minutes ago, WBT said:

He did.  He played a pretty good game other than 2 turnovers.  He needs to cut that out.

I just saw a third year QB struggling to find his read and overthrow his WR's, or miss their routes. I really thought he would single-handedly lose us the game. And then I realized we hade the #1 defense in the nation for a reason, and every absolutely balled the fucked out. I was so tense my gummies didn't work that's how badly I wanted to beat those assholes. God our defense is God-level. Sorrell. Burke, Simmons, Collins, Broughton, January, Mukuba, Taaffee, Mcdonald, Muhammed, Barron. Holmes, and the list goes 3 deep. To say we're blessed would be an understatement. They've sweat blood, sweet, and tears for this program and they will be rewarded with an NFL contract. We're gonna miss them, but we got ballers coming in. We do it the Bama way, not the Georgia way, who has only been to the CFP 3 times. 2017, 2021, 2022, and that's it. Sure, they have as many titles as Clemson, but we have a coach who learned under both Pete Carroll and a Nick Saban. We're now at rgw elites table it wasn't an aberration from last year, we're in the SEC CCG, and the playoffs in year 2 in the supposed "hardest conference"

 It's not hard to recognize we will win a NC or 3 with Sark at the helm. I have full faith in the man for what he's done, and his recruiting has proven he's dedicated to getting us there he will not stop. 

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1 hour ago, beer said:

Fucking A it's 5:15 am here. Might as well stay up. 

And, OU still sucks!

31 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

So where can I buy my T-shirt that commemorates this win with the score printed on the back?  Even better if it has some kind of bush league saying like “Texas State champs,” or “we rule the state.”

I want to buy one of those welcome to the SEC shirts those idiots printed up for the Texas loss to Georgia and scratch out and replace with aggy and 17-7.

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Gotta go orange label tonight. 
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2 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Not sorry if already reposted

 

 

Herbie seems drunk and not just on aggy tears 

4 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

I'll admit I don't watch it that much anymore.  Does he really only pick the home team?

This is his routine at all these Game Day's, has to be close to 100%

 

34 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

All right, so let's recap.

  • Michigan beats tOSU
  • LSU devours OU
  • Georgia looks vulnerable and needs 8 OTs to beat a mid GT squad
  • Maalik Murphy with the game-winning TD
  • lol Arkansas
  • Florida roflstomps Florida Aggy
  • Texas beats A&M, in their house, denying A&M a single offensive point, by two scores, and is in the SECCG in its first year, while Texas 8&4 University is still waiting for their first SECCG appearance.

A pretty darn good college football weekend if I say so.

Syracuse beating Miami too

The texags are now blaming nil and transfer portal for their demise compared to us?   Yet a month ago they could buy and spend anything over anyone to get players?  lol. The call in show is in my ear bud and it’s actually boring because the host get it other than saying they had hope at one point.  

21 minutes ago, wood said:

WTF was Elko thinking, not taking the 3 points lol.

Honestly? He was probably distracted wondering what time the Chinese buffet closes on Saturdays. 

51 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

the aggy hall of champions

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