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Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Is this call in show always this funny?

It is when they lose.

We really need to eliminate the horizontal passing attack.

It's not working at all and it was mainly just a way to get defenders to bite at the LOS when the run game wasn't working. The run game is cooking. Teams are going to have to send numbers to the LOS now. 

Get rid of the horizontal pass game and just run the ball. It accomplishes the same thing and it's more effective in the first place.

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Look at Zuhn in this sequence.. 

 

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

We really need to eliminate the horizontal passing attack.

It's not working at all and it was mainly just a way to get defenders to bite at the LOS when the run game wasn't working. The run game is cooking. Teams are going to have to send numbers to the LOS now. 

Get rid of the horizontal pass game and just run the ball. It accomplishes the same thing and it's more effective in the first place.

No. We just need to better recognize when to use one over the other. The horizontal game allows the inside run and the deeper shots to hit. We just have to better judge when teams are over committing to the horizontal game. Our screens still got us some good chunk plays. 

Oh dear god they built a fake dog replica, that’s going on tour, and was engineered by aggy so probably going to fall on some poor schmuck. 

This team is 11-1 despite our kicking game. Not hard to fathom 12-0 with better special teams. 

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

Look at Zuhn in this sequence.. 

 

PK saw something on film with aggy's interior OL. They were bringing a lot of blitzes up the middle and doing other stuff with stunts in the interior DL.

It's pretty clear PK recognized that aggy's interior OL was complete dog shit. 

 

I was stuck in the boonies watching on my phone so couldn't discuss it at the time, but on the Ewers fumble - it looked like he was just starting to slide down when the ball was punched out. If that is accurate, then isn't the rule that the QB is marked down where he starts the slide and not where he actually touches the ground? And if that is true, then wouldn't he be considered "down" before the ball got punched out? I know it was very close, but I couldn't hear if it was discussed during the review, or in the thread at that time.

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

LMAOOOOOO w/ the jizz jars!

That tops off a great show, an older sounding caller talking about jizz jars. 

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I think I got Homer, Marge, And Bart with jizz jars thru. Pretty good night

23 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Who’s this dumb fuck Longhorn fan that bet his mortgage payment on A&M and then said we should have been blown out?  He should be excommunicated 

Check the newspaper classifieds for the next foreclosure auction down at the courthouse.

Just now, CptnJiggleBits said:

I think I got Homer, Marge, And Bart with jizz jars thru. Pretty good night

Is the full show going to be available on demand? I think I tuned in too late

The guy from Blanco talking about the jizz jars. Hahahaha

Alright, which one of you degenerates was that?

This wasn't our best win. But it was our best win.

Just now, Guitarman said:

This wasn't our best win. But it was our best win.

"A Tale of Two Halves," it was the best of halves, it was the worst of halves.

1 minute ago, Guitarman said:

This wasn't our best win. But it was our best win.

It was a great win, no style points necessary, fuck that.

11 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Is this call in show always this funny?

It was kind of lame compared to some past performances.  They are catching on to the troll callers much better than they used to.

A living here in College Station can be a royal pain in the ass when it comes to aggy,  I'm so happy for this one! Hopefully they'll shut up for a while lol but they won't. 

And holy shit, that second picture of me even though it's dark in the living room you can still see that stupid fatty tumor on my neck I'm going to have that shit removed! But I'm like I'm 62 do I though?

And that's a wrap, I am thankful for this bounty of Aggy misery and tears.

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Every single gotdam one of our rivals dispatched, AND immediate chance to avenge our only loss next week.

Beating aggy in the most painful way (to them) imaginable is just the cherry on top. It's been a helluva season, makes the Big 12 revenge tour look like child's play by comparison.

Let's go get this thing done and win the fuckin SECSEC in our first season as member and then go from there. [emoji869]

4 minutes ago, Guitarman said:

This wasn't our best win. But it was our best win.

This win was the type win that makes me think we can win it all.

aggy has a pretty good DL and we straight-up bullied them. You still win championships on the line of scrimmage. We easily have one of the best DL in the country and if our OL plays like that it's a combination that you saw with all those Georgia/Alabama teams. 

Great sign off with "beat the hell out of Texas in 2025." Good luck with that Gomer.

7 minutes ago, Victor Lazlo said:

The guy from Blanco talking about the jizz jars. Hahahaha

Alright, which one of you degenerates was that?

I give any and all call in show fuck aroundery credit to TexArcher and Mike Leach

26 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

aggy is crying hard about some alleged hold that wasn't called. No mention of the PIs , multiple potential unsportsmanlikes and critical ineligible man downfield non-calls. 

Fuck aggy 

The fans behind me were insufferable looking for calls the. entire. game.

 

 

I was stuck in the boonies watching on my phone so couldn't discuss it at the time, but on the Ewers fumble - it looked like he was just starting to slide down when the ball was punched out. If that is accurate, then isn't the rule that the QB is marked down where he starts the slide and not where he actually touches the ground? And if that is true, then wouldn't he be considered "down" before the ball got punched out? I know it was very close, but I couldn't hear if it was discussed during the review, or in the thread at that time.
I think that's to protect from a defender coming at the QB with a full head of steam, this was a dude coming in from behind and swatting the ball out.

I didn't really have an issue with that call, but if Quinn is going to carry the ball past the line of scrimmage, he needs to learn how to tuck the fuckin ball away with both arms when going down.

You can bet Georgia will be looking to separate him from the ball every chance they get.

Fuck. I was Mike in Bryan at the end but just missed it. I was the last call

Lost in all of this, is it's pretty clear that Bond and Moore are nowhere close to healthy.

Our #1 and #3 WR are banged up with Ewers hobbled too. They really have no excuses considering the health of the offense. 

6 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

This win was the type win that makes me think we can win it all.

aggy has a pretty good DL and we straight-up bullied them. You still win championships on the line of scrimmage. We easily have one of the best DL in the country and if our OL plays like that it's a combination that you saw with all those Georgia/Alabama teams. 

Hopefully that was our special teams game that was going to risk costing us a game

I knew it was coming.

Glad it wasn’t worse or result in an L

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

Lost in all of this, is it's pretty clear that Bond and Moore are nowhere close to healthy.

Our #1 and #3 WR are banged up with Ewers hobbled too. They really have no excuses considering the health of the offense. 

It’s why I wish we could just decline the sec ccg.

banks with an ankle.

Wisner came out limping late (but came back to finish and looked fine)

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

It’s why I wish we could just decline the sec ccg.

banks with an ankle.

Wisner came out limping late (but came back to finish and looked fine)

Blue's shoulder got fucked up on his last carry as well, and he didn't look good all game. This team is banged up something awful on offense.

28 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

We really need to eliminate the horizontal passing attack.

It's not working at all and it was mainly just a way to get defenders to bite at the LOS when the run game wasn't working. The run game is cooking. Teams are going to have to send numbers to the LOS now. 

Get rid of the horizontal pass game and just run the ball. It accomplishes the same thing and it's more effective in the first place.

 

26 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

No. We just need to better recognize when to use one over the other. The horizontal game allows the inside run and the deeper shots to hit. We just have to better judge when teams are over committing to the horizontal game. Our screens still got us some good chunk plays. 

I mean you're both right. It works unless he's just forcing it. 

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2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

It’s why I wish we could just decline the sec ccg.

banks with an ankle.

Wisner came out limping late (but came back to finish and looked fine)

I think Banks wasn't hurt that bad, they just didn't need him with the way Goosby was playing. He was putting a hurting on some Aggies; it was like Banks never left.

aggy also over-reacted to the Banks injury. They were bringing numbers to the left side of the OL thinking they could abuse/create issues with Goosby. 

Sark just ran the ball in the opposite direction. 

 

1 hour ago, NBHorn7 said:

This is his routine at all these Game Day's, has to be close to 100%

 

*GameDays

Ffs.

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Blue's shoulder got fucked up on his last carry as well, and he didn't look good all game. This team is banged up something awful on offense.

Since we have to play it, we gotta win it.

difference between 2 weeks off and 3.5.

i hate the inevitable rust that we’re going to have to deal with for the first quarter or so (hopefully no longer for Quinn) in the first playoff game with that long of a layoff but that’s way more important to get everyone as close to healthy as possible 

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Since we have to play it, we gotta win it.

difference between 2 weeks off and 3.5.

i hate the inevitable rust that we’re going to have to deal with for the first quarter or so (hopefully no longer for Quinn) in the first playoff game with that long of a layoff but that’s way more important to get everyone as close to healthy as possible 

Yeah, I saw Blue holding his shoulder and wondered if Wisner could hang in being banged up himself, but fortunately he did.

15 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

The fans behind me were insufferable looking for calls the. entire. game.

 

 

I forgot to tell them at the end that an Aggie opponent still hasn’t had a hold called on them since the last day of summer.

10 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Blue's shoulder got fucked up on his last carry as well, and he didn't look good all game. This team is banged up something awful on offense.

Someone said it was a stinger on the broadcast postgame and mentioned he could have returned if needed. 

2 hours ago, ATXbronco said:

We must have won because I'm taking my dogs out for a long drunk-walk at 44*F 11PM

Be back in ~90 minutes or I'll just go straight to pizza & a movie whatever

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Does this clock me in minutes?
 I was this many minutes ago taking my dogs for a walk and now I'm back and making pizza.
Or you know, cooking frozen pizza.

I can make my own too but I've never actually tried.

Best news will be if aggy doesn't go portal shopping for a QB.

Reed has some athleticism but he's not a good QB. 

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