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38 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Come on man. If you know one thing about me taking the time to troll aggy was always on the list. 

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Where can I find that polo?  

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  • From NY Times It’s no secret Texas A&M staunchly opposed allowing its hated nemesis to join the SEC, and now we see why. It took Texas one season to reach the conference championship game, where

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2 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

This is some fucking hilarious coping

Their moral victory is their coach’s 8-4 record this year 🤣

 

Lmao first year at their school or first year in the SEC???????????

 

hahahahha

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Did anyone else hear one of the tard announcers say in the pre-game something like "When the aggies left for the SEC, Texas was so mad they refused to play them for 13 years. Now they have to since they joined the SEC."

Is "thatguy" CJ Vogel? He is wearing the same OTF hat.

 

 

 

4 minutes ago, Zeus said:

I've seen bits and pieces but it doesn't exist on the official LH youtube channel or anywhere else that I could find. 

 

thanks!

 

Here's a aggy post crying about Texas players going on the logo and getting shoed away by cops and Sark

 

 

I love how they mention "after the Aggies cleared the field" as if 1) they would be scared to do that with aggy on the field when we just stomped those asses, 2) we didn't just finish singing the Eyes of Texas, and 3) aggy didn't run away

3 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Where can I find that polo?  

I got it at the Co-op when we were in town for a game. 

Just now, UTEE97 said:

Is "thatguy" CJ Vogel? He is wearing the same OTF hat.

 

 

 

Lol. No Gerry gave me the one I have. 

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COLLEGE FOOTBALL: NOV 30 Texas at Texas A&M

 

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@satyanash posted a video of the hardhat kid, so I gif'd it.

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2 minutes ago, wood said:

@satyanash posted a video of the hardhat kid, so I gif'd it.

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That will never not be funny 

this should be in the louvre 
 
 
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Can we add Bevo’s shit bucket at the bottom of the fall?
17 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

This is some fucking hilarious coping

Their moral victory is their coach’s 8-4 record this year 🤣

 

Why did they leave off fisher and sumlin?

i guess it’s just current coaches’ first years. 
 

What is this supposed to prove?

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13 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Lmao first year at their school or first year in the SEC???????????

 

hahahahha

Only thing missing is the reference to Saban losing to ULM his first year at Bama

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why did they leave off fisher and sumlin?

Why didn't they do first year in SEC? 

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Texas A&M was averaging 200 yards rushing (208.4), 200 passing (208.7) & 32.5 points pg. Texas held the Aggies to 102 rushing, 146 passing & A&M's offense did not score in UT's victory. The Horns shutout (0-2) an A&M offense that led SEC (2nd FBS) in red zone offense (95.6%)

 

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What is the 0-2??

 

 

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

Oh and let's give tremendous credit to the OL last night for snap discipline. I believe the only false start in "the hardest place to play in the SEC" was on Goosby and he can in relief of Banks and still kicked a ton of ass. 

Cam Williams has, in particular, cleaned up his shit the last few games. Glad to see it.

5 minutes ago, wood said:

@satyanash posted a video of the hardhat kid, so I gif'd it.

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This needs to go into UT GIF HOF with some of the best (no particular order):

Old lad in front of David Robinson

WTF girl

Crying boomer sooner kid

Bomar’ed

What else am I missing?

9 minutes ago, Zeus said:

COLLEGE FOOTBALL: NOV 30 Texas at Texas A&M

In my fucking veins

13 hours ago, mdmost said:

All that buildup about how loud the aggy 12th man would be and it was a popcorn fart. Sark said in the post game with Way that he thought Kyle Field would be louder and it never made a difference to the team. 

That's fucking savage.  I hope the aggys hear that quote.

2 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

While amusing, I don't think double-birds on social media is appropriate for a Texas Football player even if it is directed at an aggy player. Discipline is coming, in-house, me thinks.

It could be worse...

 

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10 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Texas v Texas A&M

@THUJONE to the white courtesy phone

15 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

Did anyone else hear one of the tard announcers say in the pre-game something like "When the aggies left for the SEC, Texas was so mad they refused to play them for 13 years. Now they have to since they joined the SEC."

Yeah, I definitely heard him say that. What bullshit. Stupid motherfucker needs to buy a clue.

22 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

This is some fucking hilarious coping

Their moral victory is their coach’s 8-4 record this year 🤣

 

What about their first SEC seasons? 

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2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

This needs to go into UT GIF HOF with some of the best (no particular order):

Old lad in front of David Robinson

WTF girl

Crying boomer sooner kid

Bomar’ed

What else am I missing?

This has to be in there

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2 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

In my fucking veins

 

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13 minutes ago, wood said:

@satyanash posted a video of the hardhat kid, so I gif'd it.

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I want this kids Venmo so I can send him some beer money 

2 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

I want this kids Venmo so I can send him some beer money 

We should make sure he gets the Atlanta 

6 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

This needs to go into UT GIF HOF with some of the best (no particular order):

Old lad in front of David Robinson

WTF girl

Crying boomer sooner kid

Bomar’ed

What else am I missing?

Fuck Girl

Oh My God Girl

Middle Finger Girl

 

20 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

I got it at the Co-op when we were in town for a game. 

Found it on Fanatics, they have it $20 off today for anyone interested.  

2 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

We should make sure he gets the Atlanta 

What about the kid with the hair from the UGA game? On second thought, maybe leave him home

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18 minutes ago, wood said:

@satyanash posted a video of the hardhat kid, so I gif'd it.

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Would have made Bill in Sinton proud with that kind of focusness.

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21 minutes ago, wood said:

@satyanash posted a video of the hardhat kid, so I gif'd it.

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This is the perfect representation for the team's demeanor in that environment too. No fucks given. 

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What phase of grief is "trying to doxx the refs" under?

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

I've seen this before in more detail.

"Well what happened was we just totally got our ass kicked.  We couldn't do diddly-poo offensively.  We couldn't run the ball.  We couldn't get a first down.  Our coaching did a horrible job.  It sucked, it stunk".

 

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31 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Lmao first year at their school or first year in the SEC???????????

 

hahahahha

holy shit.  they use Sarks first year at Texas but not Venables first year at Oklahoma.  

Oh I am using the Simmons image for an avatar the rest of the season.

5 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

What phase of grief is "trying to doxx the refs" under?

That's a sip spy! Ags are too classy to doxx refs! WHOOP!

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Why did you sign up for an Aggie cruise?

Going on a cruise is aggy's idea of world culture. 

40 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

Did anyone else hear one of the tard announcers say in the pre-game something like "When the aggies left for the SEC, Texas was so mad they refused to play them for 13 years. Now they have to since they joined the SEC."

the whole pregame was like an aggy home production...why in the hell would we be mad or scared to play a team that we beat 70% of the time we play.

21 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

I want this kids Venmo so I can send him some beer money 

That kid does not drink beer, only sweet, sweet aggy tears...he will use the money for hookerz though.

20 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Red zone trips 

After the blocked punt stopping them is so awesome. 

14 hours ago, Harvdog said:

Thank you to Pat McAfee, Desmond Howard and Dude Perfect for saying that we haven’t beat anybody, haven’t played an SEC night game on the road and have never experienced anything like Kyle Field at night. EABODs

Thank you to ESPN game day for starting and ending the season with the Aggies losing  both games were losses.  I don’t think that has ever happened before. 

I know that he’s doing a bit to rev up the home fans, but I loved that McAfee premised his ATM pick on their blue-collar, hard hat mentality against our effete, rich-kid finesse personality, and then we won the game 17-7 by completely throttling their offense and running the ball down their throats. 

14 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


I’ve been down on Ewers a lot in his time, but he played tough. Still some wtf stuff but he was roughing it out on a bad ankle.

It’s so frustrating because you see how great Quinn can be, making NFL throws into tight windows, and yet every game he’s good for 3-4 throws that just seem lackadaisical and put the ball totally up for grabs. The guy has a terrific W-L record, particularly on the road, and so he is definitely our starter the rest of the way, but he’s got to cut down on these spells that seem to come over him. When Michigan Quinn, 1st half ATM Quinn is playing, we’re the best team in the country. 

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18 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Hell yeah my dad went to Lee

billy gibbons and peter gardere too !

 

 

 

😂😂😂😂😂

 

 

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24 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Fuck Girl

Oh My God Girl

Middle Finger Girl

 

We need a library just devoted to this for reference. Surlypedia

4 hours ago, boilerhorn said:

NSIAP

 

I have watched this clip at least 10 times.  Love the “running down a dream” song and sark reaction going into commercial 

53 minutes ago, wood said:

@satyanash posted a video of the hardhat kid, so I gif'd it.

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This kid deserves to have a few beers bought for him. He’s out there lone wolfing it in enemy territory, absolutely not amused with aggy dip shittery. No fucks given

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2 minutes ago, The Dude said:

This kid deserves to have a few beers bought for him. He’s out there lone wolfing it in enemy territory, absolutely not amused with aggy dip shittery. No fucks given

The definition of Behind Enemy Lines

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