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2 hours ago, orangebird said:

And that was an absolutely pitch perfect classy response.  I already knew he was a great player, but I couldn't be any prouder to have a guy like him representing our school.

His strongest response was his play on the field.

This was an unheralded, unranked, no-star walk-on* who is now a leading playmaker on the best defense in the nation.

He was making big plays all over yesterday, and was a key part of why aggy never scored. Like going out to 6th Street with me as your wingman.

 

*and state title game defensive MVP

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  • @satyanash posted a video of the hardhat kid, so I gif'd it.

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All three replay reversals were the correct calls.  I guess they’re pissed the on field errors were corrected. 

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40 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

 

What phase of grief is "trying to doxx the refs" under?

What sort of moron thinks those calls on the field were correct???

Nvm. That question answers itself.

"I want this kids Venmo so I can send him some beer money "

Meanwhile the gomer after the game.

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1 minute ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

How are the Shemars doing today? The only time I heard their name was when they got hurt.

“hurt”

2 hours ago, Thatguy said:

So I am currently on a cruise ship that is roughly 3-1 aggy and it sure is quiet!! 

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, rage-a-holic said:

Did anyone else hear one of the tard announcers say in the pre-game something like "When the aggies left for the SEC, Texas was so mad they refused to play them for 13 years. Now they have to since they joined the SEC."

Yep.  That's when I broke my promise not to cuss at the tv.

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Maybe we should drop aggy as a rival and add SMU instead since they are clearly the 2nd best team in Texas.

17 hours ago, FOXHOUND said:

Didn't know Arch was at 225 lbs, I'd do a Tyrone Swoopes and have him run until they can stop him and Tre. 

No

49 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

 

What phase of grief is "trying to doxx the refs" under?

Ha!

They are bitching about Jon Bible??? He was the replay official last night???

YES, he is a UT GRAD but he made a career going out of his way in making calls (be it football or umpiring at Disch Falk) against the Burnt Orange & White, almost to a point to prove he wasn't a homer.

I watched him screw us and Gus waaaaaay too many x's in the 70's at the Disch. Wild Bunch guys would constantly & rightfully call him out on his shitty calls.

Aggy bitching about him is laughable.

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4 hours ago, Deej said:

We need a thread for the roll call of all the pussies that feared aggy going in to last night's game. 

IMG_3324.thumb.jpeg.a8048e8746d787ff110a59f03970e795.jpegIMG_3325.thumb.jpeg.c53cfd3f387089162a9a1ac8dc968d27.jpeghere are a few, Pat’s goofy ass and dude imperfect 

31 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

any update on Banks injury?

Was curious about Blue too. 

7 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

IMG_3324.thumb.jpeg.a8048e8746d787ff110a59f03970e795.jpegIMG_3325.thumb.jpeg.c53cfd3f387089162a9a1ac8dc968d27.jpeghere are a few, Pat’s goofy ass and dude imperfect 

It seemed to me that there was a concerted effort to hype the game by hyping up aTm by the game day guys. Smart on their part because I bet that was the highest rated game of the year. 

1 hour ago, Hook1997 said:

Where can I find that polo?  

in @Thatguy's cruise ship cabin

1 hour ago, wood said:

@satyanash posted a video of the hardhat kid, so I gif'd it.

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1 hour ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

That will never not be funny 

Hardhat man is all of us.

1 hour ago, Dnaguy said:

This needs to go into UT GIF HOF with some of the best (no particular order):

Old lad in front of David Robinson

WTF girl

Crying boomer sooner kid

Bomar’ed

What else am I missing?

sooner eating dicks gif

Lost in all of this, is it's pretty clear that Bond and Moore are nowhere close to healthy.
Our #1 and #3 WR are banged up with Ewers hobbled too. They really have no excuses considering the health of the offense. 
Everyone is banged up this time of year, but those two not being anywhere near 100% definitely limits our ability to pile on points early and then play ears pinned back defense for the rest of the game.
1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

They played Mo Bamba a lot too

Often until we were snapping the ball. Then after we ran a successful play, they’d fake an injury. All the bush league, little brother complexed, fake military, milk men yokels can do now is complain about the refs always being against them. There’s a grand Sip/ESPN/SEC conspiracy despite Aggy leading the FBS in opponent-penalties-against as recently as *checks notes* last season. They’re still getting more calls their way than Texas, but fuck facts, right? 

https://www.teamrankings.com/college-football/stat/opponent-penalties-per-game?date=2024-12-06

By the way, if any one knows who hardhat guy is, DM me his address and beverage of choice.

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1 hour ago, The Dude said:

This kid deserves to have a few beers bought for him. He’s out there lone wolfing it in enemy territory, absolutely not amused with aggy dip shittery. No fucks given

 

Someone said it was a stinger on the broadcast postgame and mentioned he could have returned if needed. 
As someone who had one of those in high school, it's not quite as minor as we'd like to believe.

Of course I never had a state of the art medical staff and equipment at my disposal, I think he will be fine next Saturday.
1 hour ago, Frank Drebin said:

All three replay reversals were the correct calls.  I guess they’re pissed the on field errors were corrected. 

The only one that was debatable was makuba’s hit. 

It’s always nice to win and wake up the next day with that smile on your face….now, if you are aggy, you wake up with a bad taste in your mouth….from whatever source.

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i love the smell of aggy misery in the morning

Yea was a real grind wasn’t it…. Sec is paper tigers missing Saben to uphold the mystic about the grind and best conference ever for years.  
That may be true for quality football that wins games, but it can't be denied the SEC is a more physical league overall.

The teams we played may be lacking offensive originality and some exceptionally elite skill players and make some dumb mistakes, but even the lower tier teams have NFL sizes players blocking and hitting/tackling with intensity and reckless abandon.

The way our team was built just 3 seasons ago would have had about the same success BloU had this year.
4 minutes ago, B00M said:

The only one that was debatable was makuba’s hit. 

And given the angles/trajectories involved, targeting on that one would have been bullshit too. It's like they expect these guys to be astrophysics professors doing advanced calculations out there in fractions of a second.

17 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

Wisner going to get himself a piece of longhorn history. He’ll never have to pay for a drink in Texas for his life 

Dude will reach 1k this season to keep the streak going. Bet on it. He's a fucking dude. 

14 hours ago, RexWilson said:

 

If I were this person this image would be attached to my resume. Heck, the pic may be all it would take to get hired.

25 minutes ago, B00M said:

Often until we were snapping the ball. Then after we ran a successful play, they’d fake an injury. All the bush league, little brother complexed, fake military, milk men yokels can do now is complain about the refs always being against them. There’s a grand Sip/ESPN/SEC conspiracy despite Aggy leading the FBS in opponent-penalties-against as recently as *checks notes* last season. They’re still getting more calls their way than Texas, but fuck facts, right? 

https://www.teamrankings.com/college-football/stat/opponent-penalties-per-game?date=2024-12-06

The fake injuries to slow us down was Bush league. As well as all the extracurricular shenanigans they should've been called for. The fumble was after Quinn gave himself up too. 

20 minutes ago, B00M said:

The only one that was debatable was makuba’s hit. 

Wasn’t debatable to me.  Unless you can target with the side of your helmet.  

Did anyone bust out a good “poor aggies” on them at Kyle. That one’s really the best. Just hits them right in their insecurity. 

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29 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

By the way, if any one knows who hardhat guy is, DM me his address and beverage of choice.

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That's an awesome gesture!

Mail a bottle of Hendrick's gin to:

Beau Vine

Golden, CO 80401

and I'll be sure that he gets it.

4 hours ago, gmr548 said:

Feel like you could have stopped here.

I ramble when I'm drinking 😁

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

That's an awesome gesture!

Mail a bottle of Hendrick's gin to:

Beau Vine

Golden, CO 80401

and I'll be sure that he gets it.

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15 hours ago, Yev Kassem said:

Granted, I’ve never listened to these radio hosts before, but they’re actually pretty solid. They don’t seem to be sunshine pumpers and grifters like Looch/Olin and every other TexAgs employee. 

Maybe they have been in the past, but there’s been plenty of criticism of players and coaches during this show, which I’m sure is lax across most of the aggy echo chamber media landscape. 

I listened to Craig Way and Keith Moreland…..perfect way to know what’s going on….love the homers!

15 hours ago, Yev Kassem said:

Granted, I’ve never listened to these radio hosts before, but they’re actually pretty solid. They don’t seem to be sunshine pumpers and grifters like Looch/Olin and every other TexAgs employee. 

Maybe they have been in the past, but there’s been plenty of criticism of players and coaches during this show, which I’m sure is lax across most of the aggy echo chamber media landscape. 

I listened to Craig Way and Keith Moreland…..perfect way to know what’s going on….love the homers!

34 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

By the way, if any one knows who hardhat guy is, DM me his address and beverage of choice.

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He was a fucking boss! They mentioned him in the booth lol

15 hours ago, Yev Kassem said:

Granted, I’ve never listened to these radio hosts before, but they’re actually pretty solid. They don’t seem to be sunshine pumpers and grifters like Looch/Olin and every other TexAgs employee. 

Maybe they have been in the past, but there’s been plenty of criticism of players and coaches during this show, which I’m sure is lax across most of the aggy echo chamber media landscape. 

I listened to Craig Way and Keith Moreland…..perfect way to know what’s going on….love the homers!

15 hours ago, Yev Kassem said:

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1 hour ago, Gidnik said:

any update on Banks injury?

At the beginning of the clip Banks seems to indicate to Sarkisian that it's okay.

 

 

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