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  • From NY Times It’s no secret Texas A&M staunchly opposed allowing its hated nemesis to join the SEC, and now we see why. It took Texas one season to reach the conference championship game, where

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2 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

At the beginning of the clip Banks seems to indicate to Sarkisian that it's okay.

 

 

It looked to me like they were going to send Banks back in but after the 1st possession they realized Goosby was up to the task. 

15 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

Listening to the aggy call in show and some guy called in saying he’s a Longhorn fan that lost $3200 on this game because he bet on aggy.  He then proceeded to bitch about aggy not utilizing Georgia’s game plan to blow us out like he thought they should have.  

Haha….he’s an aggy…..no Horn fan would have made such a stupid bet!

Scip said the defense had 3 missed tackles on the game. That is just ridiculous at this level of play. Just an amazing job 

6 minutes ago, Bevoette said:

Per Rusty post in FB , reporting 

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Shitheads

On a national stage with such hype. Should be great for recruiting.  I expect errrbody this month 

27 minutes ago, mininghorn88 said:

If I were this person this image would be attached to my resume. Heck, the pic may be all it would take to get hired.

Not unless he also includes a tree. 

5 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Looking at his twitter, even Johntay Cook was a Texas fan last night.

With Bond and Moore obviously injured if that dumb mother fucker had just put his head down and put in work he'd be logging big snaps right now. Even if he wanted to transfer he'd be able to build up his reputation in these massive games. What a fucking idiot. 

52 minutes ago, ousux said:

That may be true for quality football that wins games, but it can't be denied the SEC is a more physical league overall.

The teams we played may be lacking offensive originality and some exceptionally elite skill players and make some dumb mistakes, but even the lower tier teams have NFL sizes players blocking and hitting/tackling with intensity and reckless abandon.

The way our team was built just 3 seasons ago would have had about the same success BloU had this year.

Because our team 3 years ago sucked. That team went 5-7 in the Big 12 so saying that they would have gone 6-6 in the SEC isn't the support for your argument you implied it is.

The SEC is slightly better than all the other conferences every year but is tremendously oversold as a nightmare gauntlet of a schedule.

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The game's up on youtube, for those of us without VCR/DVRs

 

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I'm dying 🤣🤣😂

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10 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

He usually drops Tweets after big games. 

Tweets aren’t the only thing Jontay Cook drops!

Because our team 3 years ago sucked. That team went 5-7 in the Big 12 so saying that they would have gone 6-6 in the SEC isn't the support for your argument you implied it is.
The SEC is slightly better than all the other conferences every year but is tremendously oversold as a nightmare gauntlet of a schedule.
Oh, I'm not arguing the overhyped thing, but now that we can possibly benefit from that in the future I think it's best to go with it in public while speaking truth among ourselves.

Just saw this one from Gameday 🤬

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8 hours ago, JFKFC said:

3rd and goal, everything on the line, and Bill Norton drove his man backwards 2 yards into the running back. One of my favorite plays of the year.

Video?

51 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Did anyone bust out a good “poor aggies” on them at Kyle. That one’s really the best. Just hits them right in their insecurity. 

Oh yes we did, yes we did indeed

39 minutes ago, Bevoette said:

Per Rusty post in FB , reporting 

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I do find it funny they used orange paint

55 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Did anyone bust out a good “poor aggies” on them at Kyle. That one’s really the best. Just hits them right in their insecurity. 

"Poor aggie" on the surface is pretty mild, but for some reason hearing it makes aggy immediately see red.  You would expect accusing them of having relations with sheep would be more offensive. "From the outside...."

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As we all expected. If you would have told me that Taaffe was going to be the top safety in the SEC (per PFF) I would have laughed. 

 

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45 minutes ago, Bevoette said:

Per Rusty post in FB , reporting 

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It's okay. On the front, they spray painted directions to the stadium.

4 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

As we all expected. If you would have told me that Taaffe was going to be the top safety in the SEC (per PFF) I would have laughed. 

I am trying to think of another guy who started as a walk-on and then played their way to being (possibly) all-conference.

And Ricky Williams doesn't count.

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15 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Just saw this one from Gameday 🤬

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I saw it too. I thought that was pretty messed up. Now just imagine if we host the Aggies for Gameday next year and someone holds up a sign that says “Texas A&M Lincoln Log building society needs 12 new members due to 26 year inactivity”. That might cause an actual war with the dog worshippers. 

2 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

I saw it too. I thought that was pretty messed up. Now just imagine if we host the Aggies for Gameday next year and someone holds up a sign that says “Texas A&M Lincoln Log building society needs 12 new members due to 26 year inactivity”. That might cause an actual war with the dog worshippers. 

Just ask the dumbfuck @WelfareBuysMyWeed he surely will do it

I remember cunt bowels asking Sark if he needs to change the road game routine when they weren't winning any in that second year. Sark said no and fuck you kurt.

11 in a row. When has that happened last?

11 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I am trying to think of another guy who started as a walk-on and then played their way to being (possibly) all-conference.

And Ricky Williams doesn't count.

Nor does Quan.

I mean, Taafe wasn't even recruited. 0 stars. That title game defensive MVP is a hint, though.

He's still got no draft ranking to speak of. I expect he'll just walk his way onto an NFL starting job.

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

On a national stage with such hype. Should be great for recruiting.  I expect errrbody this month 

In our “Storm Trooper” unis no less!!🤘

9 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Nor does Quan.

I mean, Taafe wasn't even recruited. 0 stars. That title game defensive MVP is a hint, though.

He's still got no draft ranking to speak of. I expect he'll just walk his way onto an NFL starting job.

The beauty of that is that he’ll probably have multiple FA offers.  Pick and choose your team. He will be playing on Sundays, Mondays, and Thursdays!  

23 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I am trying to think of another guy who started as a walk-on and then played their way to being (possibly) all-conference.

And Ricky Williams doesn't count.

the big lebowski drinking GIF

 

1 hour ago, Bevoette said:

Per Rusty post in FB , reporting 

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A&M hasn't been this mad since the passing of the civil rights act

Here's their cringe fight song. Please share this with any recruits you know.

How any young black guy could watch this and still say "Hell yeah, I want in on that" is baffling

 

 

17 hours ago, T-shirt Sip said:

Honestly? He was probably distracted wondering what time the Chinese buffet closes on Saturdays. 

Eh, they hadn't moved the ball more than about 40 yards all game after the opening drive.

They were probably as close to a TD there as they were going to get.  Then a FG to tie would have been a less daunting proposition.

44 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

As we all expected. If you would have told me that Taaffe was going to be the top safety in the SEC (per PFF) I would have laughed. 

 

And he's an amazing young man.   Go watch the clip of him post game talking about the Ehlinger sign.   

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16 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

I remember cunt bowels asking Sark if he needs to change the road game routine when they weren't winning any in that second year. Sark said no and fuck you kurt.

11 in a row. When has that happened last?

Longest true road game winning streaks in Texas history:

1. 16 games - 10/18/2003 (40-19 @ Iowa State) through 10/28/2006 (35-17 @ Texas Tech). This is 17 if you count at Reliant against Rice as a true road game (9/30/2003 48-7) but you shouldn't. Road loss before the streak: 11/16/2002, 38-42 @ Texas Tech. Road loss ending the streak: 11/11/2006, 42-45 @ Kansas State.

2. 15 games - 11/26/1981 (21-13 @ Texas A&M) through 11/17/1984 (44-23 @ TCU). This counts a game at Little Rock against Arkansas because you should consider that a true road game of course. This is also a 17 game road non-losing streak. Road non-win before the streak: 11/17/1981 14-14 tie @ Houston. Before that there was a 9-7 W @ SMU on 10/24/1981 and before that was the loss before the streak, 10/17/1981, 11-42 @ Arkansas. Road loss ending the streak: 11/24/1984, 10-24 @ Baylor.

3t. 12 games - 10/26/1968 (38-14 @ Rice) through 9/18/1971 (28-10 @ UCLA). Road loss before the streak: 9/28/1968, 22-31 @ Texas Tech. Road loss ending the streak: 10/16/1971, 7-31 @ Arkansas in Little Rock. If you don't count Little Rock as a true road game, which is wrong but okay, then this streak reaches 18 games through 11/18/1972 (27-0 @ TCU) and is ended 9/21/1973, 15-20 @ Miami.

3t. 12 games - 10/14/2000 (28-14 @ Colorado) through 11/2/2002 (27-24 @ Nebraska). Road loss before the streak: 9/16/2000, 24-27 @ Stanford. Road loss ending the streak: 11/16/2002, 38-42 @ Texas Tech. Yes, this means that if we had beaten Texas Tech on 11/16/2002, we would have had a 29 game true road game winning streak.

5. 11 games - 11/5/2022 (34-27 @ Kansas State) through 11/30/2024 (17-7 @ Texas A&M). Road loss before the streak: 10/22/2022, 34-41 @ Oklahoma State. Road loss ending the streak: TBD.

2 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

 

Trey should feel bad because he’s obsessed with Texas. And he sucks. 

"I saw it too. I thought that was pretty messed up. Now just imagine if we host the Aggies for Gameday next year and someone holds up a sign that says “Texas A&M Lincoln Log building society needs 12 new members due to 26 year inactivity”. That might cause an actual war with the dog worshippers. "

Just organize a PETA Protest when they bring that mangy dog. Or better yet, ban the mutt next year, without a rabies tag :)

1 minute ago, Leanderman said:

"I saw it too. I thought that was pretty messed up. Now just imagine if we host the Aggies for Gameday next year and someone holds up a sign that says “Texas A&M Lincoln Log building society needs 12 new members due to 26 year inactivity”. That might cause an actual war with the dog worshippers. "

Just organize a PETA Protest when they bring that mangy dog. Or better yet, ban the mutt next year, without a rabies tag :)

If Bevo isn’t allowed in The Tacklebox, the mutt shouldn’t be allowed in TMS. 

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

The SEC is slightly better than all the other conferences every year but is tremendously oversold as a nightmare gauntlet of a schedule.

Excuse me, but do you have any proof of this assertion?

29 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

Ricky wasn't on scholarship because pro baseball paid his tuition.

I knew that already and it was kind of my point. Considering him a walk on is quite a stretch.

19 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

We are so much better than they are and doing everything we can to lose. 

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97.8% win expectancy per Bill Connelly. We kicked their asses and tried to give it away but couldn't.

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

Just saw this one from Gameday 🤬

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Did Texags ever say anything about this or was it just good bull?

5 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

If Bevo isn’t allowed in The Tacklebox, the mutt shouldn’t be allowed in TMS. 

Don't be mean to that dog. She loves a good aggy ass kicking as much as the rest of us.

1 minute ago, nineliveslost said:

Did Texags ever say anything about this or was it just good bull?

I’m sure they called him a sip spy to make them look bad

51 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

Here's their cringe fight song. Please share this with any recruits you know.

How any young black guy could watch this and still say "Hell yeah, I want in on that" is baffling

 

 

ha gay GIF

Turdition....

130 years of having the ugliest cheerleaders in college football ALL sports.

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37 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

Here's their cringe fight song. Please share this with any recruits you know.

How any young black guy could watch this and still say "Hell yeah, I want in on that" is baffling

 

 

 

Everything about this gruntles me. Very very gruntled. 

22 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

Did Texags ever say anything about this or was it just good bull?

A couple of people said it was a false flag action by a sip trying to make the Aggies look bad. 
I wish I was kidding. 

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43 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

Here's their cringe fight song. Please share this with any recruits you know.

How any young black guy could watch this and still say "Hell yeah, I want in on that" is baffling

 

 

It's cringe as shit but damn if sitting there watching on TV with my die hard Longhorn fan 17 year old son who was 4 the last time these teams played if that wasn't the moment (especially when our players took the field and the LHB fired up dueling Texas Fight) that I finally reconnected with the old feelings of this game. 

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