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  • From NY Times It’s no secret Texas A&M staunchly opposed allowing its hated nemesis to join the SEC, and now we see why. It took Texas one season to reach the conference championship game, where

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Nope, he lost it when he rolled on the ground. We got lucky 

I wonder if they decided the db pulled it out once he hit the ground.
2 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

We’re gonna get fucked

Oh we all are, you aren't. 

tried to fuck us again.  thank god for replay.

1 minute ago, That Guy said:

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Not enough rep for this man!

Quinn dropped his nuts on that drive, big throw to Golden, great touch pass for the TD. 

Use the run to set up the pass. 

1 minute ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Most of the rule interpretations lately have not allowed defenders to knock it out after the play is done. 

Agreed but Anderson knocked it loose while he was still on the way down. I'm not worried about it, after years of screwjobs I'm fine with it. It was a hell of a play by Blue.

Now Sarkisian needs to just get him the ball in space and never ask him to block again. 

Just now, ATXbronco said:

I'm impressed with how loud the Longhorn crowd is 

It’s being piped in.

Let's see a complete game.  All gas, fuck those brakes

4D Chess - Blue fumbled on purpose to then make a bad ass TD catch that is brilliant 🤣🤣

2 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Not AI, she's real. Her name is Shanina Shaik

Google shows a flat chested Woman, in comparison to those mountains

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If I were directing this movie now is when I’d film the soul-crushing turnover scene…

We need to run up the lead a bit more before the half since we inexplicably seem to have a bad 3rd quarter

Just now, coachherman'sgrill said:

So good

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Yes they “spotted us” 2 TDs. 
 

Difference is we’re not Auburn. Or at home.  They fed if their crowd and went up 21-0 and choked

 

i hope this Texas ain’t got choke in them.  

2 minutes ago, TexasBeta said:

That cock sucker Elko is so stupid 

They stopped Arch from running for another touchdown, so "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!" in sheep-fucker thinking!  Lulz.

Edited by BachelorTrek

10 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Dia-belko needs to think about ozempic

Side effect is weight lost for those that don’t have the diabelko.   If you have diabetes, it don’t help with weight lost 

Edited by kingkoopa6

Ewers moved the ball that series.  Absolutely seems like something clicked.  Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.  A Ewers that's on fire is happy, fun time Ewers.  

Fuckfaces forearm shiver to the back of the head hurt fuckfaces.  Love it.  

Put it on the board!

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“Put another one on the Big Board!”
1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Nope, he lost it when he rolled on the ground. We got lucky 

He maintained control through the catch. At some point the play does end, you know.

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

Google shows a flat chested Woman, in comparison to those mountains

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Obivous air brush to make her more busrty, but it's her 

6 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

AI

btw who's your AI, I need to do some, research

Shanina Shaik

This game is gonna last till 11:30

gonna be a early morning for all the ags taking the family wagon to dusty trails Baptist church tomorrow morning after a other loss to the Horns.

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

tried to fuck us again.  thank god for replay.

A part of me wants aggy to leave the game feeling that the SEC refs completely robbed them.

But I’d prefer a blowout.

Just now, Pancho said:

WHERE IS MO BAMBA

PLAY ME MY MO BAMBA, AGGIES!

Glad they put all those speakers in so there would at least be some sound in there.

Only one TO left for the half for Aggy might end up being big. 

2 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

I'm impressed with how loud the Longhorn crowd is 

Nah, we just brought our own speakers.

Only a couple dudes there.

 

Google shows a flat chested Woman, in comparison to those mountains
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I think he means Irina Shayk
1 minute ago, Pancho said:

WHERE IS MO BAMBA

PLAY ME MY MO BAMBA, AGGIES!

Would have been cool if Mo Bamba was at the game

Let's go D! Get a stop here, on more TD (tuddy) before the half. 

Broughton has been absolute murder. 

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