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Just now, Dark Horse said:

You’re worried about Connor Weigman?

I was a little worried about Reed coming in. 

After that 1st half I'm pretty not-worried about any QB they can find on the roster. 

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1st half looks pretty good, keep it going for the whole game.  NOBODY expects the Manning Inquisition!  That POS lee iii should have been thrown out of the game already.  Quinn dropping some dimes deep, making plays with his feet, doing the work.  Dammit Sideshow!  Chris Fowler is a douche.  I think ABC could work in 2 more commercials during every break, because we just aren't getting enough of them.

Just now, Iceman said:

The announcers talking about how hard it is to walk into PYle Field and dominate.

The environment is NOT intimidating.  It's like being at a fucking circus.

The guests are not scared, unless it is the fear of clowns.  Upon that I could agree.

Fuck Texum whoopshit.


 

I liked the beginning when they showed a bunch of people dressed in dust bowl era clothing swaying to lyrics that were something like

🎶shinkamarinky-Dinka-dink Shinkanky-doo world war 1 was gobba da doo, flapper girls are better than varsity’s horns boogidie boogidie boo🎶

4 minutes ago, C-Man said:


Me too. And that worries me some. They’ve got nothing to lose now. Neither does Weigman.

Weignan already lost everything

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Literally zero fucking pressure whatsoever and Bert doesn't get it within 15 feet of the God damn goalposts. 

If we somehow go all the way with this K/P combo look the fuck out the next few years. 

It’s simple

dont punt and score TDs instead of FGs

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Have a neg. Maybe take a stroll around the neighborhood. 

Sark is handling the QB spot masterfully. 

Our fans, and I'm including myself, don't want to believe how good we are. Wandering the desert took its toll.

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Burt is 4-9 beyond 40 this year. That’s like what I expect from Longview High’s kicker. 

I'm not sure why Sark didn't try to upgrade.  He has been erractic always.  even his makes are an adventure.  He is really bad from right hash particularly.  he is a max 50 yard kicker and that is a coin flip.

officals be like Cant See Cheech Marin GIF

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Just now, Carl Spackler said:

This is Kern's first season in college, so he has potential to get better.  Recall that Dickson had his issues his first season.  But Bert has had his chances to get better/more consistent, and he hasn't progressed.  

dude our punter kicks UNDER 40 on almost every kick

 

its not like hes kicking for 55 then shanking the next one for30

 

they are almost all under 40

5 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

That was a beautiful ball to bond if Lee isn’t holding him that’s a TD. 

Lee has two PF and one DPI 

oh sorry, he has nothing called for whatever reason

4 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Burt is 4-9 beyond 40 this year. That’s like what I expect from Longview High’s kicker. 

Back in high school in the early aughts, my team had our 330 pound right guard as the kicker.  That fat fuck could boom them in 100% of the time from anything under 50.  He was better than 50% over 50.  Inexcusable to have a kicker this bad on the team.  

2 minutes ago, Iceman said:

The announcers talking about how hard it is to walk into PYle Field and dominate.

The environment is NOT intimidating.  It's like being at a fucking circus.

The guests are not scared, unless it is the fear of clowns.  Upon that I could agree.

Fuck Texum whoopshit.

They get loud for big games. Big fucking deal so does every P4 stadium.

Add in the fact that their penis envy has resulted in terrible redesigns to maintain a higher capacity than Texas so the stands fall away instead of being on top of the field and it is somehow a very loud but completely not intimidating stadium. 

Instead of running wisner up the middle sark should have run the same play to bond. And then run it again on 4th. We all knew auburn wasn’t making that.

6 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

I’m guessing A&M makes a QB switch 

To who?   Lol.  

3 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Weigman is shell shocked and stands there. He will get demolished. They'll be going to QB3 by the end of the 3rd

Bruh.    Bruh.   No way Bruh.

Such a really good team but our kicking game is terrible!

5 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Ewers playing lights out and I'm here for it.

Ewers came to a fork in the road and had two directions he could've taken, and he chose to fuck Aggie's shit up.  

Does Bert actually want the ball on the right hash? How many times has he missed badly from there?

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

dude our punter kicks UNDER 40 on almost every kick

 

its not like hes kicking for 55 then shanking the next one for30

 

they are almost all under 40

This.  Kern better not be our punter next year.

9 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

We need a kicker and a punter 

Scour Australia for a punter from the high school seniors playing footy.

For my money during my life, the toe-punching placekickers were way more accurate. This disease of unpredictable soccer-style kicking INSANITY just HAS. TO. STOP.!

With toe-punchers, the damn ball goes where to you point your foot. It's so goddamned simple.

It's not a fucking golf swing, it's a football field goal, and toe-punching field goals brings CERTAINTY.

Isn't that what you want?

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Weigman is their only move for an offensive spark. 
 

Owens I think is just a decoy. Surprised he has 2 carries.

I think they’re veering into some late Slocum Era nonsense on offense. Spend all their money on DL, and offer WRs a cotton co-op NIL deal. They just don’t have dudes at the skill positions. 

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

Weignan already lost everything

That makes him better.  No fear.

It’s always a positive sign on another football teams forum when they are calling for a lot of the staff to be fired at half

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Game ain’t over. Come out and fucking stomp all 12 of their men! I wanna see empty seats in the 4th

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

I want this guy on our team based on his name-only

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He's actually one of the best RBs in the country. After Jeanty, you could argue he's 2nd best

Damn, I bet that thumb goes waay far up her boyfriends pooter hole

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1 minute ago, CurlyDumps said:

Does Bert actually want the ball on the right hash? How many times has he missed badly from there?

This is a very good point.

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Auburn was better his freshman year.

He was kicking against the wind.

My daughter (no pics) is a Sr and says she has regularly seen SS Bob out burning one heater after another. Is smoking bad for placekickers?

Just now, dcar00 said:

This.  Kern better not be our punter next year.

I think he just needs a year of development and he'll be fine, or else we offer rgw aggy punter and offer he can't refuse. 

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5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Have a neg. Maybe take a stroll around the neighborhood. 

Sark is handling the QB spot masterfully. 

Tonight. Sure. But even you have bitched about how’s he’s handled it.  
 

what I’m saying is probably. Not will.  And I suspect the kickers will do us in more than anything. 

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

They get loud for big games. Big fucking deal so does every P4 stadium.

Add in the fact that their penis envy has resulted in terrible redesigns to maintain a higher capacity than Texas so the stands fall away instead of being on top of the field and it is somehow a very loud but completely not intimidating stadium. 

True. They had an aggy engineer design that on an Etch A Sketch just to get ahead of tu.

Of we are going to lose this, it is because our offense fucked around.

This drive to start the second half is big. Let's have a killer instinct.

“what does Texas A&M stand for? Literally nothing but we have milk men!”

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Best. Fans. In. The. Country. 

A lot of aggys selling tickets before the game on Facebook. Not a word about only selling to other aggy fans. Just please give me $1k a ticket before it’s too late desperation heaves from half court. 

1 minute ago, CurlyDumps said:

Does Bert actually want the ball on the right hash? How many times has he missed badly from there?

I appears to me unless he is specifically setting up a FG, Sark doesn't even consider which hash.

1 minute ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

It’s always a positive sign on another football teams forum when they are calling for a lot of the staff to be fired at half

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It is crazy they are paying a coach more to go away than we are paying ours to stay!

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

They get loud for big games. Big fucking deal so does every P4 stadium.

Add in the fact that their penis envy has resulted in terrible redesigns to maintain a higher capacity than Texas so the stands fall away instead of being on top of the field and it is somehow a very loud but completely not intimidating stadium. 

This - and you also kind of have to pair stadium noise with play on the field. Which they rarely do. 

I was nervous coming in to tonight - and then the game starts and I'm like "oh right. It's A&M - not OU"

We have one big rival that both demands and respects our attention and they aren't it. They have no history. They have no class. They have done nothing during the periods in which Texas has excelled on a national stage. They have never handed us a loss that kept us out of contending for a national championship. Like never - in their fucking history. 

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