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One more half. Execute. Beat these fucks into the ground.

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  • From NY Times It’s no secret Texas A&M staunchly opposed allowing its hated nemesis to join the SEC, and now we see why. It took Texas one season to reach the conference championship game, where

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2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Auburn was better his freshman year.

players regress sure, but i gotta think Sark's complete mismanagement of 4th downs in the RZ skullfucks this kid's confidence

sark smart

mack dumb, but he sure as shit managed his kicker's brains correctly just saying

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Weigman is their only move for an offensive spark. 
 

Owens I think is just a decoy. Surprised he has 2 carries.

I think they’re veering into some late Slocum Era nonsense on offense. Spend all their money on DL, and offer WRs a cotton co-op NIL deal. They just don’t have dudes at the skill positions. 

If by spark, set him on fire, our defense will. 

3 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

To who?   Lol.  

The next great aggy QB of course!

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1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

My daughter (no pics) is a Sr and says she has regularly seen SS Bob out burning one heater after another. Is smoking bad for placekickers?

I am shocked Bert is a stoner. Absolutely shocked. I mean look at him

God damn this fake military is weird

 

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11 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Defense is playing out of its mind, offensive playcalling has been fantastic on 3rd down.

But A&M erased a 21-0 deficit against SCar. They're a second-half team, the key plays of the game are still to come.

Got dam. I love Satya so much. This is such a brilliant schtick. Makes me laugh every time. 

10 minutes ago, C-Man said:


Me too. And that worries me some. They’ve got nothing to lose now. Neither does Weigman.

So true. The guy who was literally puking his guts out against Notre Dame to the tune of 2 INTs and 3.3 YPA and who was 6/18 for 64 yards against a shitty LSU defense. That guy scares me to death. 

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Just now, Zepol87 said:

God damn this fake military is weird

 

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What are you watching this thing in VR or something? The fisheye is brutal lol

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3 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

dude our punter kicks UNDER 40 on almost every kick

 

its not like hes kicking for 55 then shanking the next one for30

 

they are almost all under 40

Not disagreeing with you.  Just saying he has the capacity to improve.  With Bert, he's reached his ceiling & we pretty much know what we're getting.

2 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Damn, I bet that thumb goes waay far up her boyfriends pooter hole

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Ouch

1 minute ago, immamac said:

I am extremely gruntled. 

Me too.  It's just perfect.   Elko looks like an idiot compared to Sark, and the Texas players are clearly superior.  Any recruits on the fence...it's over.  

Nah, you kick when called upon. Bert isn't getting it done like he did last year.

Weigman way more dangerous than Reed.

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

My daughter (no pics) is a Sr and says she has regularly seen SS Bob out burning one heater after another. Is smoking bad for placekickers?

Works for the Euros so don’t think that is it. 

Just now, Zepol87 said:

God damn this fake military is weird

 

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I hope us plebs in Houston get a Cosm eventually. Looks dope as hell

8 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

Serious Serious soul searching needs to be done and action needs to be made with regards to special teams this off season. 

So fucking insulting to match this defense with this shit show kicking game. 

Sark has shown he's pretty detailed oriented.  The fucking defense rocks and he's an offensive minded coach.  I think special teams will get fixed by next season.  So far, he's been improving every season and what's glaringly obvious to fans, has to be a big, enflamed zit to Sark.  He's going to clear that shit up by this year's prom.  

3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

My daughter (no pics) is a Sr and says she has regularly seen SS Bob out burning one heater after another. Is smoking bad for placekickers?

I would think that would make a kicker better. 

What are you watching this thing in VR or something? The fisheye is brutal lol

Looks like the Cosm dome screen bar
2 hours ago, Tonesky said:

About to get head out to Friendsgiving to watch the Horns kick some aggy ass, while eating and drinking well with a bunch of UT buddies (late 70s/early 80s).

Let's fucking go!  🤘

It’s very strange to be watching the game unplugged from Surly!  So far, it’s been delicious. The food is not bad either. All gas; no brakes, Sark. Show us it’s not just a slogan!  Hook ‘em, you Surly batards! 🤘

Just now, Horn80 said:

Weigman way more dangerous than Reed.

 

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1 minute ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

It’s always a positive sign on another football teams forum when they are calling for a lot of the staff to be fired at half

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They could always attempt to Emory Bellard him (hire him as head coach straight from Texas).

But even when Bellard beat Texas and Royal with the aggy-wishbone, aggy STILL thought he was a "'sip" spy, never trusted him, and harassed him so much about it, they ran him off. 

The sheep-fuckers are Insanity personified. 1 2 3 fucking 4!  Lulz.

I want this guy on our team based on his name-only
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Yeah it’s an awesome name
Just now, Atticus said:

Nah, you kick when called upon. Bert isn't getting it done like he did last year.

Bert and the fucking punter needs to be replaced next year 

Any word on who won halftime?

2 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

God damn this fake military is weird

 

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Cosm?

I want a full heavy dose of run to open the second half 24-0 

4 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Damn, I bet that thumb goes waay far up her boyfriends pooter hole

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Finally found who stole Charlie strong’s thumb.

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Weigman way more dangerous than Reed.

watching arrested development GIF

1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:


Looks like the Cosm dome screen bar

Has to be.  Gonna catch one there sometime. 

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

That poor girl on the stilts has no legs :(
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does she have an onlyfans? 

Just now, atomheartbevo said:

Why does Kirk always look like he's in need of some stool softener?

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His bloating is becoming a concern m, I agree. Has to be that Thanksgiving turkey and mashed potatoes. 

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Weigman way more dangerous than Reed.

Jake Gyllenhaal No GIF

5 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Damn, I bet that thumb goes waay far up her boyfriends pooter hole

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When he isn't busy landing 747s on her forehead, of course.

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

I am extremely gruntled. 

With all the fucking adds on this app. I bet.  My phone now has aids.   

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Any word on who won halftime?

Sark.

Elko got distracted by some shitty leftover BBQ.

I'm liking these Grace Thornton cameos. 

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12 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Game is still too close for my comfort

Yep. Ga Tech was up 17-0 at the half and we saw how that turned out. Texas needs points out of the gate in the second half 

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