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This game would be 31-7 0 if we had a QB who didn't have mashed potatoes between his ears.
 

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I really don’t want Ewers attempting a pass here. 

1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

I blame Sark for not running the ball and killing clock and kicking the field goal if we dont pick up the first downs. It would be 23-0 right now

You are a complete retard blaming sark dude

hes driving it all over their ass and Quinn has fucked up the last 3 or 4 drives. 
 

there’s wide open receivers bro you can’t just run it every down like a moron 

Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

We shouldnt be running an injured QB when we have healthy and capable RBs and a healthy lead. 

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Ok. Wild idea.
Let's finish a touchdown drive now.
K thx.

Sark may finally be forced to stick with the damn run
Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

12 min, 52 yard, 14 play drive comin up

You're going to have to clarify how that ends. 

I know we’re mad at Quinn right now but he’s finna lead us down the field and score the dagger like he always does around this time.

Relax 

4 minutes ago, Drew said:

He fumbles and they recover.  And now watch th drive the whole fucking field. 
 

I hate this game. 

Try not to piss your pants publicly like this.  It's unmanly.

Just now, millhouse said:

Need a big and long, aggy soul crushing drive 

Wisner is delivering so far.

Nice time to lean on the run game, kill clock and score here Sark. 

Just now, cabowabo said:

I really don’t want Ewers attempting a pass here. 

And if they’re so stubborn to run every down the aggys will be all over it. 

I gotta give credit where credit is due. Elko is the most aggy looking corch they've had in a while.

Just now, D3zii said:

I know we’re mad at Quinn right now but he’s finna lead us down the field and score the dagger like he always does around this time.

Relax 

Let's do this. 

Just now, cabowabo said:

I really don’t want Ewers attempting a pass here. 

Which is why he can’t be the starter anymore. 
 

It’s insane the protection and scheming he gets and he just can’t fucking deliver. 
 

I hope I’m wrong and he leads us down for the back breaker TD here 

Just now, Pam Cummings said:

Cmon. If we get down there again let's use the Arch package.

If the Arch package is just him running with no other options then no, let's not.

Just now, Zeus said:

there’s wide open receivers bro you can’t just run it every down like a moron 

Kentucky wishes that were true.

Just now, D3zii said:

I know we’re mad at Quinn right now but he’s finna lead us down the field and score the dagger like he always does around this time.

Relax 

No he isn't.  We are about to run it all the way down the field.  Ewers doesn't show up in 2nd halves. 

Just now, bad_teammate said:

I'm so fucking tired of watching Quinn Ewers run this offense. Not even going to say Arch gives us a better chance, just worn out on this bullshit

Same. How many more redzone opportunities can he fuck up? Go back to Washington playoffs and see those terrible throws.

 

Just now, bad_teammate said:

I'm so fucking tired of watching Quinn Ewers run this offense. Not even going to say Arch gives us a better chance, just worn out on this bullshit

Made this point weeks ago. Our ceiling has been 100% capped with Ewers running the show and we’re now completely reliant on the run game and a no-nonsense D and Quinn game-managing. We should have went with Manning after the Georgia game and let him mistakes until he was primed for this end of year run.

1 minute ago, bad_teammate said:

I'm so fucking tired of watching Quinn Ewers run this offense. Not even going to say Arch gives us a better chance, just worn out on this bullshit

Same. But Arch is all we have, and he's wired like a robot who understands what to do. Ewers just stands there and looks for his first read, self-sacks, falls down, underthrows the ball. 

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Run. The. Fucking. Ball.

What's that? Long-developing deep pass on third and short? - Sark

2 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

I'm so fucking tired of watching Quinn Ewers run this offense. Not even going to say Arch gives us a better chance, just worn out on this bullshit

Tough to really enjoy some of these games where he shits the bed at the worst moments. 

Let’s see, pick-6, fumble, how else can Quinn kill the Horns?  Maybe run the wrong way ala Jim Marshall?

Just now, Zeus said:

Which is why he can’t be the starter anymore. 
 

It’s insane the protection and scheming he gets and he just can’t fucking deliver. 
 

I hope I’m wrong and he leads us down for the back breaker TD here 

But but the running game 

1 minute ago, Section4Row36Seat8 said:

If Sark puts Arch in I will tattoo the score on my chest.

Cell phone flop out

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Can Quinn unfuck himself 

Fixed that for ya.

2 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Got one. 

2 more

1 minute ago, Carl Spackler said:

Try not to piss your pants publicly like this.  It's unmanly.

Shut the fuck up. It’s a game thread where every play is the end of the game. 
 

this 2nd half has been a shit show and mentally regarded.  Let us have this. 

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Please do not shit yourself offense, lets get some insurance points here....

Jesus is face palming himself 

Just now, RPM said:

I gotta give credit where credit is due. Elko is the most aggy looking corch they've had in a while.

This is 100% correct, his face is in the Merriam Webster Dictionary under aggy

1 minute ago, RPM said:

I gotta give credit where credit is due. Elko is the most aggy looking corch they've had in a while.

In the Ozempic era, there is no excuse for being that fat and disgusting. 

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