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2 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Can we kill the clock without Quinn fucking up? 

or fake aggy injuries

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Just now, cabowabo said:

Remember, we’re inside the 5 with Quinn touching the ball every play.  

I put Arch and run it

Just now, nineliveslost said:

2 more drinks and id give Pk a hand job. no homnoss

Give all of us the handjob.No homo.

Just now, Earl Haffler said:

do we pass again?

 

For the love of God no. 

Just now, Drew said:

At this point. 
 

But they aren’t winning playoff games like this. 

yes, we are. this IS a playoff.

What else do you have in your bag Quinn?  Botched handoff?  Take a sack in the end zone?

Maybe the greatest Texas defense I've watched live all year. I was too young for 1983. And considering modern football's rule change to help the offense? They've been ridiculous. 

If my sister in law numbnuts aggy tells me their team fought hard I'm going to tell her she should feel bad for ever attending that dumpster fire of a univeristy. 

Just now, ztejas said:

Line was 4.5. 

Still double covering that. 

Do us all a favor and quit posting for a month. 

You really going to say that after this game?

WTF is wrong with you?  A competent team absolutely kills us This 2nd half with 2 easy turnovers and a blocked punt. 
 

you should take the burn orange glasses off and realize this team has fucking issues 

Ewers is a choker. Don't give him the chance to fuck up another pass or run. He'll underthrow another pass and fuck our season and all this amazing team has done

1 minute ago, nineliveslost said:

2 more drinks and id give Pk a hand job. no homnoss

It’s not gay if you’re not in love.

/Afghanrules 

Fucking grown ass men playing on that Texas line, offense and defense.  

Just now, cabowabo said:

Remember, we’re inside the 5 with Quinn touching the ball every play.  

For 1 second until Wisner salts this game away.

He's about due to break one for a long touchdown also.

They got this.

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

We are two retarded teams playing slap fight 

We’re a really good team that has a couple jagoffs doing dumb shit. 

Just now, Hermanator said:

I put Arch and run it

This.

Just now, Tex Long said:

yes, we are. this IS a playoff.

You know. I’ll give you that.  Win and get in. Fair point. 

Just now, Minute Bull said:

What else do you have in your bag Quinn?  Botched handoff?  Take a sack in the end zone?

Stop giving him ideas

2 minutes ago, wild_turkey said:

That’s my fucking defense!

That’s my fucking defense!

You can say that again 

Just now, chemHORN said:

Put in Arch.  He might be equally as bad but can't be worse.  

Arch gives you the ability to have to respect him as a runner. Quinn can take off every blue moon but usually when the stars align. Arch can do it at any time. Arch should finish this game off. I will hold my breath if Quinn has to throw a pass.

Elko really thought his OL was going to move the DL, when they haven't done it all night?
Raaaatard

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

Either him or Nansen ...plus gotta give props to Baker.  He's definitely made me forget about Bo

Baker is a better recruiter and teacher than Bo.

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

We are two retarded teams playing slap fight 

Nah. this is a good aggy team by their standards. 

This is a really good Texas team.

Who's next?

Just now, Dnaguy said:

It’s not gay if you’re not in love.

/Afghanrules 

right now im poo bearing in my Texas jersey . im ready 

1 minute ago, rpspeed said:

or fake aggy injuries

or fake aggy injuries

or fake aggy injuries

What are you trying to say?

Don't leave the game in Ewers hands, in any respects, other than hand the fucking ball off.

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Dude is less than an hour from being ESPN famous

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If Texas gets a 3 and out, should they take a safety? That way they could flip the field? Never mind. Wisner said fuck yall.

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