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#51

They are crying about officiating

 honestly it should’ve been 31-0 or worse though

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#52

Aggy offense:

 

Aggies can't even fire the fuckin cannon 😭😭😭Worried about looking like a soldier instead of actually operating like one 🥴

 

#55
4 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

But they sway around and shit

They had the words on the broadcast it’s literally a song all about us how sweet

#56
3 minutes ago, Zeus said:

They are crying about officiating

 honestly it should’ve been 31-0 or worse though

The better team won. That wouldve been some rivalry magic if Aggy pulled a win out of their ass. Texas was dominant the entire night. 

#60
3 minutes ago, wood said:

BTW, anyone know what ourrecord is vs aggy at Kyle?

Wikipedia says 26-22-2 going back to 1915.  1915 was the 13-0 game that lead to Bevo's name.  Texas neither scored nor won in College Station until 1923.  Texas did not get another win in CS until 1941.

#63
8 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Aggy offense:

 

Aggies can't even fire the fuckin cannon 😭😭😭Worried about looking like a soldier instead of actually operating like one 🥴

 

McAfee Curse?

#65

So there's a t-shirt aggy at my local pub. Decent enough kid, but he's too stupid to learn not to bet on aggy. For the past 3 or 4 years he's had a variation of a standing bet w/ 2 or 3 of his Longhorn friends. And this will be the 4th year in a row he's lost. His payout to the other guys is like a grand total, which isn't a small amount of money for this guy. 

This year he got aTM plus 6.5 points. Ooops. Another G down the drain. Lulz.

#68

I’m ashamed to say that I first popped a top today when the Game Day theme song started! I drank so much today that I drank myself sober, if that makes sense?

Just so relieved going to work Monday and not have to hear shit from the surrounding aggy in my work place.

Hook’em!!

#70
15 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

I just turned 55 two days ago and shouldnt drink this much 

Quitter.

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#72
10 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

The better team won. That wouldve been some rivalry magic if Aggy pulled a win out of their ass. Texas was dominant the entire night. 

The better team pretty much always wins. 

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#76
pic.twitter.com/JlxN7hEFio

 

#77

Great OP.  Would read again.

aggy got their shit pushed in tonight.  physically whipped their asses.  Shot ourselves in the dick 4 times unfortunately but still had more than enough to send those losers off loosering.  

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#79
Leon kicking the air right now😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

#80
1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

Poor aggies. Now shut. The fuck. Up. 

Unpossible

It's almost like you don't know any aggies and never converse with them.

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#81
2 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:
pic.twitter.com/JlxN7hEFio

 

Not sure aggy is a measuring stick for anything other than a tiny penis. 

#82
Wikipedia says 26-22-2 going back to 1915.  1915 was the 13-0 game that lead to Bevo's name.  Texas neither scored nor won in College Station until 1923.  Texas did not get another win in CS until 1941.

That’s not how Bevo got his name.
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#83
3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

So some are entering the acceptance phase of grief?

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#85
4 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:
Leon kicking the air right now😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

Nah-air is too fast for him!

 

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#86
9 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:
pic.twitter.com/JlxN7hEFio

 

pic.twitter.com/mEPh5O52Kf

 

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#90

The best part about today is that as the last day of November runs out the 3 most miserable fan bases in the country tonight are aggy, tOSU and the 10s of Miami Hurricane fans.

Oh and piggy and ou lost today but they had nothing to play for anyway so fuck em.  

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#92

Kid has no fear or F's to give. Was driving around Kroger stadium yelling hook em horns 68d3d2672310cb5bdd9777ec71294c12.jpg82b0dbc66a43a50c1d71f3704bfe0f8e.jpg

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#93

Their only November win was New Mexico State?  Yup that is accurate. 

Edited by Pato del Muerto

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#95
1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

The best part about today is that as the last day of November runs out tonight the 3 most miserable fan bases in the country tonight are aggy, tOSU and the 10s of Miami Hurricane fans.

Oh and piggy and ou lost today but they had nothing to play for anyway so fuck em.  

Texas beat the three traditional rivals blOU, pig, and aggy in the same season and pig and aggy were away games. Not too shabby.

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#97
I’m so pissed I never got the chance to play A&M. I’ve always hated A&M, if you’re from Rockwall you know why lmao. Let’s do this damn thing!

 

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#99
Tonight was my first night in Kyle field ever and it wasn’t as impressive as I thought it was going to be.

 

#100
11 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Went to game. Aggie fans were mostly fine but their was a fat 60 yo jackass that told my 12 yo daughter my son and I weren’t supposed to be sitting in their section. I was about 8 tall boys deep and I would’ve murdered him had she told me before he left like a coward. I’m fucking hammered. Fuck Aggy. 

Your daughter must be so proud!

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