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7 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

The better team pretty much always wins. 

Nah, according to the standings aggy won 37 games and there were 5 ties. 

8 hours ago, yoladu said:

After Aggy’s LSU win and Elko’s “we are a real program” postgame conference presser, they lost 3 straight SEC games. 
 

pooooooooor Aggy. 

elko looked absolutely terrified middle of the third quarter. Sark was batting him around like my dog does squirrels.

30 minutes ago, Goredho said:

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You gotta get there at least once to be "back".  Sorry, pre-WWII doesn't count. 

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Elko: Think CDC would be willing to steal me too?

Sark: Nah, we're all good. But try not to lose to the B12 in the Texas Bowl.

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What a fine day to wake up and revel in the fact that our boys went out into Kyle and whipped 'em.    The smell of victory will hang thick in the air today and for weeks to come.  The taste of the coffee is stronger this morning.  Perhaps the smile/smirk will be brighter and the laughter louder.  All of this of course is about me.  The wife went to bed muttering some type of Marie LaVeau chant.  "I'm over it" will be the first thing she says this morning once she manages the courage to come and face the day.  I'm waiting.

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8 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

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Narrator: They were talking to the sheep.

53 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

 

There were a few fans who were out there within the ocean of dicktards. They deserve recognition. Come on Surly, lets find em!

I'm just glad this game is back. Never understood all of the people on both sides claiming they never want to play each other again. College football is more fun to watch when we play each other. 

Oh and fuck them

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My in-laws are what I'd describe as extreme red-ass aggies.  They are taking the loss really hard.  Like, really bad.  It's fucking glorious.

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8 minutes ago, Ravishing Rick said:

My in-laws are what I'd describe as extreme red-ass aggies.  They are taking the loss really hard.  Like, really bad.  It's fucking glorious.

My red-ass aggy FIL had to make a bet with me this year. He said he wanted a case of wine if aggy won. I told him I’d buy him a case so he could cope with the pain of defeat. Heading to the store this afternoon and going straight to his house.

What a glorious morning.  Like how drought can make for better wine, the Texas turnovers and blocked punt produced Aggie tears much sweeter than usual, especially after this:

2nd & Goal at TEX 2

(5:40 - 4th) Amari Daniels run for 1 yd to the TEX 1

3rd & Goal at TEX 1

(5:05 - 4th) Amari Daniels run for no gain to the TEX 1

4th & Goal at TEX 1

(4:39 - 4th) Timeout Texas A&M, clock 04:39

4th & Goal at TEX 1

(4:36 - 4th) Amari Daniels run for a loss of 3 yards to the TEX 4

1 hour ago, Texasrocks said:

Narrator: They were talking to the sheep.

Next year...always next year, with these jackwads.

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24 minutes ago, wong said:

I'm just glad this game is back. Never understood all of the people on both sides claiming they never want to play each other again. College football is more fun to watch when we play each other. 

Oh and fuck them

I’m going to disagree and perhaps that puts me in the minority. But I’ve not missed them. It was glorious having them and their circus be somebody else’s problem. Sadly now we have to deal with their shit again 

The Coon Ass (Cajun) rice farming and crop dusting side of my family haven’t been able to gloat since the Sherrill Era. Lord knows my HS years sucked growing up in Southeast Texas.

Hook’em!!!

9 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

The best part about today is that as the last day of November runs out the 3 most miserable fan bases in the country tonight are aggy, tOSU and the 10s of Miami Hurricane fans.

Oh and piggy and ou lost today but they had nothing to play for anyway so fuck em.  

I’m definitely jealous of all the tears you all are OD’ing on but please don’t forget about the 10’s of USC fans.  Thank you,

If your neighbor is still flying an aggy flag this morning, you might want to call in a "wellness check" for the poor bastard.

6 hours ago, dec3169 said:

Wait - they actually played the 12th man tonight!   Turns out, a 12th man doesn't actually help you.

 

Ref: Hey coach, I can count. Can you??

14 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

My red-ass aggy FIL had to make a bet with me this year. He said he wanted a case of wine if aggy won. I told him I’d buy him a case so he could cope with the pain of defeat. Heading to the store this afternoon and going straight to his house.

Fuck him. He should buy a case for you.

I hope he's good to the grandkids

15 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

My red-ass aggy FIL had to make a bet with me this year. He said he wanted a case of wine if aggy won. I told him I’d buy him a case so he could cope with the pain of defeat. Heading to the store this afternoon and going straight to his house.

This is how you do it.

Buying my aggy friends dinner next weekend just so I can sit there and not say a word.

8 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Which shitty Big 12 team are they losing to in the Houston Bowl?

Losing to the Techsters in a third class-bowl would be perfect.

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We beat OU, Arkansas, and A&M. We made the SEC championship in year one. Despite a plague of injuries and a QB of inconsistent testicular fortitude, we’ve only lost one game. 
 

That should be enough, but it isn’t. I want more. I want to bend Kirby over a fucking barrel and win the whole damn thing. 

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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Yes, please sweet Baby Jesus, match aggy up with Tech, BU, or TCU in the Texas Bowl.

More karmic justice for the gomers.

Heading out to Costco here, of course gonna wear some Longhorn gear. I shall be on the lookout for gomers and give em "Hook 'Em" :)

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30 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

My red-ass aggy FIL had to make a bet with me this year. He said he wanted a case of wine if aggy won. I told him I’d buy him a case so he could cope with the pain of defeat. Heading to the store this afternoon and going straight to his house.

I believe this is what they call good bull. 

16 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Fuck him. He should buy a case for you.

I hope he's good to the grandkids

Figured a box of wine was more their speed..

2 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

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Not Mumu Mike's most flattering angle.

20 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Fuck him. He should buy a case for you.

I hope he's good to the grandkids

I don’t drink. And yes, he’s good to his grandson. And to his daughter and me.

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Just now, pearlandhorn said:

I don’t drink. And yes, he’s good to his grandson. And to his daughter and me.

That's why he'll appreciate the note you leave inside the case:  had sex with your daughter last night

Y'all remember how the SEC was able to choose bowl match-ups for their teams?

It's one reason why we never played aggy the past 13 years. Is that still a thing? If so, we won't get a former SWC bowl game with aggy vs Tech, BU, or TCU.

Were we the only rivalry game to not have a postgame fracas yesterday? 

They're finally starting to get it.

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5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

The biggest joke in college football? Is it aggy's "home field advantage" at Pyle?

24 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Y'all remember how the SEC was able to choose bowl match-ups for their teams?

It's one reason why we never played aggy the past 13 years. Is that still a thing? If so, we won't get a former SWC bowl game with aggy vs Tech, BU, or TCU.

Aggy wanted to play us when were at our lowest and they had Manziel. As soon as things evened out, they tucked tail and begged Slive not to match us. 

Aggy wanted the mythical “anytime anywhere” talking point without actually having to prove it.

Aggy won’t mind playing those other schools because they pose no threat to their status in the state even if they lose

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11 hours ago, wood said:

LOL. I agree with the sentiment of course, but there is zero chance aggy will ever, EVER shut the fuck up.

I don't know, they were pretty fucking quiet at the end of that game last night.

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My daughter, who does not follow college football at all, just kept asking us repeatedly last night "Why are those people so weird?" whenever the TV would show crowd and yell leader shots. 

49 minutes ago, runthebone said:

That's why he'll appreciate the note you leave inside the case:  had sex with your daughter last night

Name fits

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Had my first experience getting hissed at by a table of Aggy while leaving the bar after watching game last night. I’d read the lore but experiencing grown ass adults hissing like cats was truly something I thought only existed as shitposting on the internet. What an odd group of people.

1 hour ago, CurlyDumps said:

Not Mumu Mike's most flattering angle.

Is there a flattering angle?

30 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Aggy wanted to play us when were at our lowest and they had Manziel. As soon as things evened out, they tucked tail and begged Slive not to match us. 

Aggy wanted the mythical “anytime anywhere” talking point without actually having to prove it.

Aggy won’t mind playing those other schools because they pose no threat to their status in the state even if they lose

And to add to that, aggy faked covid a few years back because they knew they were going to get drilled by Wake Forest. 

aggy also needed this first game at home after the 13 year absence. Still didn't make a shit.

Daddy's home bitches!

52 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

No, what's more embarrassing is saying aggy would finish ahead of Texas like SEC Mike did earlier in the year. 

And to add to that, aggy faked covid a few years back because they knew they were going to get drilled by Wake Forest. 
aggy also needed this first game at home after the 13 year absence. Still didn't make a shit.
Daddy's home bitches!

Kroger Field at DKR East Stadium.
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On Friday I made the hour-long drive to the Plano HEB because my autistic son loves that place. While we were checking out, the checker says, "You know we're going to kick your asses, right?"

"Excuse me?"

"My Aggies are gonna destroy you on Saturday. You won't wear that Texas shirt again."

"Well, I guess we'll see, won't we," was my only reply.

Yes, I'll be making that hour-long trip again today. And I will choose my check-out line very carefully.

Y'all remember how the SEC was able to choose bowl match-ups for their teams?
It's one reason why we never played aggy the past 13 years. Is that still a thing? If so, we won't get a former SWC bowl game with aggy vs Tech, BU, or TCU.

IDK, Sanky may read their fan dribble and say fuck it, good luck with Tceh!

Edit, Sankey

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