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44 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Aggy wanted to play us when were at our lowest and they had Manziel. As soon as things evened out, they tucked tail and begged Slive not to match us. 

Aggy wanted the mythical “anytime anywhere” talking point without actually having to prove it.

Aggy won’t mind playing those other schools because they pose no threat to their status in the state even if they lose

When we approached them about a home and home in 22/23, it was telling that their answer was a quick “we’re full those years” instead of trying to work out a postponement with Miami or outright dumping one of their buy-a-wins with Lamar or Kent state each season to make it happen. 
 

While we’ve worked with Arkansas in the past to accommodate them (fucking Arkansas!) and moved a Michigan game up to this year for tv and conference reasons, plus we or nd cancelled a series not long ago I when factors dictated.  So these scheduling changes do happen- just more evidence that they were hiding from us.  Not even a “hey we tried but contracts are contracts and we didn’t have contractual partners willing to work with us.”  Just “sorry we are full those years.”

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Which one of you assholes is "Gene Myers"? 

 

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On days like today, when I was younger and before the internet and living in Austin or Houston, I would go out and buy all the major papers from across the state to read the articles about the game.  That was back in the days of some pretty good sportswriters who did it for more than clicks.  Then sometime later I'd look for the DKR or Fred Akers show to hear the coach's perspective of the game.   A lot of my sportsmanship lessons came from listening to UT coaches after big games.  I know there are plenty articles on the net, but they pretty much all run the same drivel or try to drum up some controversy for clicks.  Just not the same. 

 

So, I suffice with you blowhards instead.   Today it's a good option.  

 

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

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Uhhhh TCU played in a Nation Title like 2 years ago.

A&M played in a NC Title in.....checks notes......1939?

 

 

12 minutes ago, MaxHorn said:

On Friday I made the hour-long drive to the Plano HEB because my autistic son loves that place. While we were checking out, the checker says, "You know we're going to kick your asses, right?"

"Excuse me?"

"My Aggies are gonna destroy you on Saturday. You won't wear that Texas shirt again."

"Well, I guess we'll see, won't we," was my only reply.

Yes, I'll be making that hour-long trip again today. And I will choose my check-out line very carefully.

yea like they're gonna show up to work today

16 minutes ago, MaxHorn said:

On Friday I made the hour-long drive to the Plano HEB because my autistic son loves that place. While we were checking out, the checker says, "You know we're going to kick your asses, right?"

"Excuse me?"

"My Aggies are gonna destroy you on Saturday. You won't wear that Texas shirt again."

"Well, I guess we'll see, won't we," was my only reply.

Yes, I'll be making that hour-long trip again today. And I will choose my check-out line very carefully.

Get there early enough that you can ask that person to open the beer section for you at noon, so you get a chance to talk about the game and the celebratory beers you are buying. 

11 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

So some are entering the acceptance phase of grief?

It's like Flowers for Algernon-the drug will wear off and they'll revert back to the less self-aware stages of gomerdom very soon.

25 minutes ago, MaxHorn said:

On Friday I made the hour-long drive to the Plano HEB because my autistic son loves that place. While we were checking out, the checker says, "You know we're going to kick your asses, right?"

"Excuse me?"

"My Aggies are gonna destroy you on Saturday. You won't wear that Texas shirt again."

"Well, I guess we'll see, won't we," was my only reply.

Yes, I'll be making that hour-long trip again today. And I will choose my check-out line very carefully.

Checker might be off today . I’m sure checker said the same thing to mutiple shoppers.

 

go back next week. Same time. Same place. 

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

This is how you do it.

Buying my aggy friends dinner next weekend just so I can sit there and not say a word.

Este. That's how you handle aggy. Just smile & nod. Trying to teach my boys this. It's a work in progress, but they'll get there.

2 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

There were a few fans who were out there within the ocean of dicktards. They deserve recognition. Come on Surly, lets find em!

ABC broadcast showed a lone Texas fan wearing a Home Depot hard hat standing amongst what looked like the Aggie band a couple of times.  

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28 minutes ago, MaxHorn said:

On Friday I made the hour-long drive to the Plano HEB because my autistic son loves that place. While we were checking out, the checker says, "You know we're going to kick your asses, right?"

"Excuse me?"

"My Aggies are gonna destroy you on Saturday. You won't wear that Texas shirt again."

"Well, I guess we'll see, won't we," was my only reply.

Yes, I'll be making that hour-long trip again today. And I will choose my check-out line very carefully.

 

This is the type of petty I live for. 

 

 

2 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Checker might be off today . I’m sure checker said the same thing to mutiple shoppers.

 

go back next week. Same time. Same place. 

Yes. And buy one thing at a time. Have him check you out, then remember the next thing and get back in his line. Over and over again. For an hour.

Be petty. If your autistic son would like doing the checkout line over and over then bring him with you. If not then it's a solo trip.

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Were we the only rivalry game to not have a postgame fracas yesterday? 

Looked like Sark shooed the players off the Aggie logo after the game was over to prevent any such incident.

11 hours ago, AbeFroman said:

 

Love you Chris but kind of glad none of the teams you played on played them.

1 minute ago, bernorange said:

Looked like Sark shooed the players off the Aggie logo after the game was over to prevent any such incident.

I heard the team waited until the Ags left the field and then rushed out there and stomped on the logo.

But I don't know if that's true.

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

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I heard the team waited until the Ags left the field and then rushed out there and stomped on the logo.

But I don't know if that's true.

ABC broadcast showed players congregating on the mid field logo, but I have no idea where the Aggie players were.  Sark shooed everyone off and the players moved away pretty quickly.  Players were probably on the logo for maybe 10 seconds or so from what I saw on the broadcast.

You and little Shep were at the game? Awesome. I hope the plethora of assholes didn't dappen his spirits!
We walked around campus with family ( a&m grads) . Paid our respect to Mr &Ms Bush and thier daughter. Watched Longhorns players enter stadium. Had fun but no way was going to spend that kind of coin

So, no one has any tales of poor sportsmanship being shown by drunk Ags towards UT fans?  My brother is saying he's been reading some on the site he 9.95s.

On Friday I made the hour-long drive to the Plano HEB because my autistic son loves that place. While we were checking out, the checker says, "You know we're going to kick your asses, right?"
"Excuse me?"
"My Aggies are gonna destroy you on Saturday. You won't wear that Texas shirt again."
"Well, I guess we'll see, won't we," was my only reply.
Yes, I'll be making that hour-long trip again today. And I will choose my check-out line very carefully.

How I would handle it:

Son, you have ASD, which is a social disorder that we can work with to help you have a fulfilling and wonderful life. This person has aggy…. This is as good as it gets for them.

I know this isn't a new observation, but I like the way he puts it here:

 

19 minutes ago, bernorange said:

ABC broadcast showed a lone Texas fan wearing a Home Depot hard hat standing amongst what looked like the Aggie band a couple of times.  

Yeah there has to be a gif of that kid somewhere. I need it. Epic.

33 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Get there early enough that you can ask that person to open the beer section for you at noon, so you get a chance to talk about the game and the celebratory beers you are buying. 

Good news! You can buy beer at 10 on Sundays now

I just read an article written an hour ago by an msn analyst who has aggy vs baylor in the Gator Bowl.  He also has us beating GA in the CCG, then again at DKR in the CFP. 

I didn't know the guy, so I read his bio.  He left school at 18 to become a milkman. 

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This, of course, has always been funny AF, but today .... oh man .... it's better than ever.

 

12 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Aggy offense:

 

 

I’m glad this thing didn’t explode and kill someone. 
 

then we couldn’t make fun of their cannon or bonfires. 

31 minutes ago, bernorange said:

ABC broadcast showed a lone Texas fan wearing a Home Depot hard hat standing amongst what looked like the Aggie band a couple of times.  

Saw him standing alone, arms folded while ags were rubbing asses on seats during their “saw’em off” ritual.

7 minutes ago, OregonHorn said:

I just read an article written an hour ago by an msn analyst who has aggy vs baylor in the Gator Bowl.  He also has us beating GA in the CCG, then again at DKR in the CFP. 

I didn't know the guy, so I read his bio.  He left school at 18 to become a milkman. 

If we win the CCG there wont be a playoff game played at DKR

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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Evanhue is only 1/3 correct. They are TTU. Baylor and TCU have multiple 10-win seasons and conference championships THIS CENTURY.
 

TAMU has a very long uphill climb to be at the same level as Baylor and TCU. 

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35 minutes ago, bernorange said:

ABC broadcast showed a lone Texas fan wearing a Home Depot hard hat standing amongst what looked like the Aggie band a couple of times.  

 

15 minutes ago, wood said:

Yeah there has to be a gif of that kid somewhere. I need it. Epic.

 

1 minute ago, skeeter said:

Saw him standing alone, arms folded while ags were rubbing asses on seats during their “saw’em off” ritual.

Credit to @RexWilson for originally posting this in the game thread.

 

On Friday I made the hour-long drive to the Plano HEB because my autistic son loves that place. While we were checking out, the checker says, "You know we're going to kick your asses, right?"
"Excuse me?"
"My Aggies are gonna destroy you on Saturday. You won't wear that Texas shirt again."
"Well, I guess we'll see, won't we," was my only reply.
Yes, I'll be making that hour-long trip again today. And I will choose my check-out line very carefully.
I live right by this HEB. Please do that lmao
1 hour ago, hookem48 said:

yea like they're gonna show up to work today

Fork all that noise, go back there grab the intercom and call his candy ass out. Finish off your rant with a Hook’em Horns!

Went to game in 2001 at kyle. Our seats were 6 rows up behind 8T4 bench. Felt like that kid last night. Stuck out amongst the cult. Major tip of the hat of respect to him.

2 hours ago, Gaffords said:

If your neighbor is still flying an aggy flag this morning, you might want to call in a "wellness check" for the poor bastard.

Saw someone in an Aggy sweatshirt at HEB couple hours ago, took a lot of restraint on my part to not go up to them and say "Boy, some game last night eh?" 

1 hour ago, MaxHorn said:

On Friday I made the hour-long drive to the Plano HEB because my autistic son loves that place. While we were checking out, the checker says, "You know we're going to kick your asses, right?"

"Excuse me?"

"My Aggies are gonna destroy you on Saturday. You won't wear that Texas shirt again."

"Well, I guess we'll see, won't we," was my only reply.

Yes, I'll be making that hour-long trip again today. And I will choose my check-out line very carefully.

Should probably call ahead to make sure  they’re open. 

In the words of Professor X, the overseer..last night was Vanglorious!

 

I got bunch of hushed mouth people this morning, who won't text/call back. They know what it is.

 

Oldest son's godfather is even in hiding this morning. 

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11 minutes ago, C-Man said:

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At Kyle Field vs Texas, A&M is 22-26-2.

At DKR, A&M is 13-46-1.

So ... which stadium & crowd is tougher on the visiting team? Or maybe the best team just wins most of the time.

I just realized Sark didn't even bust out any trick plays at all. 

Just a strait up belt to ass

 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

When we approached them about a home and home in 22/23, it was telling that their answer was a quick “we’re full those years” instead of trying to work out a postponement with Miami or outright dumping one of their buy-a-wins with Lamar or Kent state each season to make it happen. 

If they cancelled their games against Kent and Lamar then they couldn’t have gone 8-4. Geez can’t you maff, sip?

4 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Saw someone in an Aggy sweatshirt at HEB couple hours ago, took a lot of restraint on my part to not go up to them and say "Boy, some game last night eh?" 

Still in their church attire 

2 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Heading out to Costco here, of course gonna wear some Longhorn gear. I shall be on the lookout for gomers and give em "Hook 'Em" :)

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No CR…

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1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I’m surprised that an aggy degree qualifies you for a great job like H‑E‑B checker

It didn’t, but she worked hard and got promoted from bagger. 

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2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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The proverbial sleeping giant isn’t sleeping. He’s always been awake. It just turns out that said giant is a huge fucking pussy, not asleep.

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🤘

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5 minutes ago, wood said:

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So, the newcomers bookended the SEC standings. Haha, fuck OUsux.

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