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#302
19 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Aggy offense:

 

Aggies can't even fire the fuckin cannon 😭😭😭Worried about looking like a soldier instead of actually operating like one 🥴

 

What would Patton say now?

#303
Things that happened in game I have seen blame placed:
All the replay reviews going against aggy. 
Replay official is UT grad
UT band played too long causing communication issues
Officials did not allow aggy proper time to substitute on 12 men in field penalty. 
 
What else?

I love the last “point”. They allowed time to sub. What they didn’t allow was time for a 12th player to jog on the field, start looking around for a bit, and then run back off of the field. That’s not a substitution.
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#304

What's even funnier is not only is my football team better than these Aggys but so is my wife. They big mad!

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#308
2 hours ago, Thatguy said:

What's even funnier is not only is my football team better than these Aggys but so is my wife. They big mad!

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Got any more pics? 😁

#310
2 hours ago, Thatguy said:

What's even funnier is not only is my football team better than these Aggys but so is my wife. They big mad!

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Tell her I said hello

#311

aggy also complained that the UT Band “had microphones” for TV vs the Fighting TX aggy band being silent? Once I heard that today, all I said was halftime was your chance to make noise and not so much before or after!

Hook’em!!!

#316
3 hours ago, scottsins said:


I love the last “point”. They allowed time to sub. What they didn’t allow was time for a 12th player to jog on the field, start looking around for a bit, and then run back off of the field. That’s not a substitution.

I am assuming we subbed right away but aggy waited a bunch before sending their player on specifically to try to get the delay.  It only works if the offensive team subs late then you can do the "fat man sub delay" trick.  of course aggy outsmarted themselves.

#317
11 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

 you can do the "fat man sub delay" trick.  of course aggy outsmarted themselves.

Elko tried to sub on? He still have eligibility?

#318
What's even funnier is not only is my football team better than these Aggys but so is my wife. They big mad!
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I zoomed in on your wife. No disrespect. lol
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#319
10 hours ago, dcar00 said:

I am assuming we subbed right away but aggy waited a bunch before sending their player on specifically to try to get the delay.  It only works if the offensive team subs late then you can do the "fat man sub delay" trick.  of course aggy outsmarted themselves.

I just can’t believe Coach Fatass kept arguing about the call. he made a fool of himself. 

They tried all the tricks- pure dirty play, fake injuries to stop drives, fake substitutions, fake crowd noise, imitating a football team, nothing worked for them except our offense being careless. 

#321

Was hoping for some entertainment, but the "Loochador" podcast with Liucci and Olin Buchanan is basically a funeral mixed with sleepy, unpersuasive copium. 

#322
26 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I just can’t believe Coach Fatass kept arguing about the call. he made a fool of himself. 

On the other hand, Sark seemed intentionally calm - low-key and restrained. It was almost as if he anticipated that his team was watching and would follow his lead.

Tickle me Elko losing his shit repeatedly was a harbinger of things to come for the Ags.

#323

It’s nice having a coach that a) isn’t a disgraceful sloppy fat tub of shit and b) knows how to comport himself on the sidelines/with the refs/with players that make a mistake (looking at you Brian Kelly). 
 

aggy deserves that fucking clown. Perfectly representative of their lazy, mouth agape, chud culture. 

#325
On 11/30/2024 at 11:13 PM, 64coldasfire said:

Poooooorrrrrrr aggyyyyy

I listened hard to all the post-game festivities but didn't hear that wonderful chant. I heard and very much enjoyed the "SECx3" chant, but what about pooooorr agg-geee?

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#326
17 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Aggies need a football coach similar to Jim Schlossnagle 

/obligatory

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#327
1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

I just can’t believe Coach Fatass kept arguing about the call. he made a fool of himself. 

They tried all the tricks- pure dirty play, fake injuries to stop drives, fake substitutions, fake crowd noise, imitating a football team, nothing worked for them except our offense being careless. 

My take on his extended rant was that he was trying to get his team and the crowd fired up.

Or maybe it was dawning on him what a terrible, terrible mistake he made one year ago.

#328
1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

I just can’t believe Coach Fatass kept arguing about the call. he made a fool of himself. 

They tried all the tricks- pure dirty play, fake injuries to stop drives, fake substitutions, fake crowd noise, imitating a football team, nothing worked for them except our offense being careless. 

I think the fake injuries worked to a degree. Once we hit the red zone, a guy went down close in time to each of Quinn’s turnovers.  No excuses for Quinn, but took us out of rhythm. 

#329

If aggy would have won that game my phone would have been blown up by every acquaintance I'd ever made that had driven by aggyville once. Didn't hear from a single one of them for some reason. I haven't reached out to a single Gomer I know, even the ones that have been talking since it was announced that Texas was SEC bound. 

#332
21 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

 

 

 

Took me a while to find a gif of it, ton's of videos

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I might take some time to fix that loop to be truly endless

 

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I would never do it, but being your team's only fan in the middle of the Corps could make you famous!

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#333
On 11/30/2024 at 11:50 PM, AbeFroman said:
I’m so pissed I never got the chance to play A&M. I’ve always hated A&M, if you’re from Rockwall you know why lmao. Let’s do this damn thing!

 

I go to Costco in Rockwall. This hits close to home.

#334
5 minutes ago, Iceman said:

I would never do it, but being your team's only fan in the middle of the Corps cosplay fake army could make you famous!

FIFY

#336
On 11/30/2024 at 11:04 PM, GreenspointTexas said:

Aggy offense:

 

Aggies can't even fire the fuckin cannon 😭😭😭Worried about looking like a soldier instead of actually operating like one 🥴

 

Color me surprised they had it pointed forward.

#337
17 hours ago, Thatguy said:

What's even funnier is not only is my football team better than these Aggys but so is my wife. They big mad!

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Tongue Goat GIF

#338
24 minutes ago, Iceman said:

I would never do it, but being your team's only fan in the middle of the Corps could make you famous!

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#339

I have a cousin who married an aggy. Before their first season in the SEC we were arguing about who would win a NC first. I told him obviously it would be UT. I told him they were mediocre in the SWC, they were mediocre in the Big 12, and they would be mediocre in the SEC. That was 13 years ago now and I think I’ve been proven right so far…weird.

#340
37 minutes ago, Hate said:

I have a cousin who married an aggy. Before their first season in the SEC we were arguing about who would win a NC first. I told him obviously it would be UT. I told him they were mediocre in the SWC, they were mediocre in the Big 12, and they would be mediocre in the SEC. That was 13 years ago now and I think I’ve been proven right so far…weird.

I told anyone who brought it up that Texas would win a national title before aggy won an SEC championship.  I really never thought we would be in the SEC to win that first.

#341
15 hours ago, dcar00 said:

I am assuming we subbed right away but aggy waited a bunch before sending their player on specifically to try to get the delay.  It only works if the offensive team subs late then you can do the "fat man sub delay" trick.  of course aggy outsmarted themselves.

Yeah, Sark out-coached the hell out of Elko.  Sark milked a timeout out of them when he sent Arch out for the second time.  IIRC Elko burned at least 2 timeouts for no reason over the course of the game.  Really impressed by Sark's Lanning-esque coaching Saturday night.  He was really dialed in, even from the gameday interview, that i assume was pre-recorded, he was all business.

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#342
5 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Was hoping for some entertainment, but the "Loochador" podcast with Liucci and Olin Buchanan is basically a funeral mixed with sleepy, unpersuasive copium. 

Yep, the Aggies in my life are mainly just depressed and it's no fun. I don't like sad Aggies. I like my Aggies boastful and delusional. When I tell them this, they don't seem to like it.

poke-Aggie-with-stick - "Do something."

 

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#344
Just now, jdhorn92 said:

Yeah, Sark out-coached the hell out of Elko.  Sark milked a timeout out of them when he sent Arch out for the second time.  IIRC Elko burned at least 2 timeouts for no reason over the course of the game.  Really impressed by Sark's Lanning-esque coaching Saturday night.  He was really dialed in, even from the gameday interview, that i assume was pre-recorded, he was all business.

Elko's game management was awful. Look at the drive after the blocked punt. They get the ball 7:48 at our 19 and do this:
Snap @ 7:48 - 1st down 8 yard rush
Snap @ 7:19 - 2nd down 10 yard holding penalty
Snap @ 7:02 - 2nd down 16 yard comnpletion first down at the 5
Snap @ 6:33 - 1st down 3 yard rush
Snap @ 5:42 - 2nd down 1 yard rush
Snap @ 5:09 - 3rd down no gain
Timeout to decide kick or go
Snap @ 4:39 - 4th down no gain, turnover on downs

They burn 3:12 (40% of the remaining game time), waste a timeout and get 0 points to remain in a 2 score game! Idiotic. We get 1 first down and they use all their timeouts and we get through the two minute timeout. With so little time, the game is basically over even before we force the game winning fumble. 

#345
3 hours ago, Iceman said:

I would never do it, but being your team's only fan in the middle of the Corps could make you famous!

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Lower left, you know all the other ags wish they were blind too.  

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#346
28 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Lower left, you know all the other ags wish they were blind too.  

She was the widow of the last living  aggie to have seen their lone national championship. RIP Gladys “Golden Hands” Goodwin. 

#347
On 11/30/2024 at 11:19 PM, Beau Vine said:

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Criminally stupid cirlce jerk is the perfect description of A&M

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#348
2 minutes ago, Hellraiser97 said:

Criminally stupid cirlce jerk is the perfect description of A&M

It's also the name of my Steely Dan cover band.

#349
5 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

My take on his extended rant was that he was trying to get his team and the crowd fired up.

Or maybe it was dawning on him what a terrible, terrible mistake he made one year ago.

He realized a loss to Texas meant he would be persona non grata for at least a few weeks at the all-you-can eat buffets in College Station.

#350
49 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Lower left, you know all the other ags wish they were blind too.  

Is that Deadpool's roommate?

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