December 6, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Drew said: I've actually seen several aggy Homers somehow claim "Victory" over Texas on signing day based solely on the trenches. Like it must be a copy point or soemthing. Usual aggy game of telephone. A dimwit concern trolled with the fact 7/9 of the top rated recruits were skill players and aggy coupled that with the fact Fasusi chose OU. Of course, the later Terry addition at DL is conveniently ignored. It's been about an hour since I last wandered into the abyss of aggy so I assume it is now verified fact they signed the better "overall" class and Texas will struggle to field an OL and DL next season. And poor dumb Sark just keeps chasing 5 stars while Elko is smart enough to know they just don't fit the aggy culture.
December 6, 20241 yr Fuck Georgia, fuck Kirby Smart, fuck their trashy barking redneck fanbase. Edited December 6, 20241 yr by Wilcox Cummingtonite
December 6, 20241 yr 54 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said: Fuck Georgia, fuck Kirby Smart, fuck their trashy barking redneck fanbase. That'll fucking dog too...
December 6, 20241 yr 9 minutes ago, Pancho said: What the fuck did I just watch. You don't get those 13 seconds back, neither! Lulz.
December 6, 20241 yr 32 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said: Quit calling us Hook em you fucking hayseed.
December 6, 20241 yr Popular Post 39 minutes ago, Pancho said: What the fuck did I just watch. The world's smartest sea lion.
December 6, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said: Slippery athlete with great lateral movement and eye discipline. Quick thinker and finishes strongly at the point of contact. A take, IMO. Edited December 6, 20241 yr by Hank Kingsley
December 6, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Pancho said: What the fuck did I just watch. As valid a prediction as anything else on this site.
December 6, 20241 yr 3 minutes ago, TommysTinyTowels said: As valid a prediction as anything else on this site. I'm pretty sure that sea lion posts on surly. Edited December 6, 20241 yr by Bevo14
December 6, 20241 yr 31 minutes ago, Pancho said: Would you look at that - I found a spot for Bevo. Edited December 6, 20241 yr by n64ra
December 6, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Pancho said: What the fuck did I just watch. It was a sea lion pushing a University of Georgia Bulldog helmet off of a raised platform.
December 7, 20241 yr 10 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said: It was a sea lion pushing a University of Georgia Bulldog helmet off of a raised platform. That's raisest.
December 7, 20241 yr A bad case of the dumbass - Saban about taking the Miami job Edited December 7, 20241 yr by DanTheHorn
December 7, 20241 yr Ohh, Fox folks on their pregame saying there are a ton of Texas tickets on the secondary market.
December 7, 20241 yr 2 minutes ago, Pancho said: who tied Kirby’s tie? Can you imagine that group chat with Lane just talking non-stop shit. There is your premise for the next SEC Shorts.
December 7, 20241 yr 42 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said: That shot of Moore with the aggy crowd swaying behind him is awesome.
December 7, 20241 yr 5 hours ago, Hank_Hill said: Hard to describe how much worse this would be, actually Dude, Dylan picking games in iambic pentameter right after McAfee would be epic.
December 7, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, TexEx15 said: Can you imagine that group chat with Lane just talking non-stop shit. There is your premise for the next SEC Shorts. Spurrier in his prime would have been epic in a group chat
December 7, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, TexEx15 said: Can you imagine that group chat with Lane just talking non-stop shit. There is your premise for the next SEC Shorts. 15 minutes ago, Duane Moore said: Spurrier in his prime would have been epic in a group chat Now that y'all are warmed up, consider when The Pirate was in this "group chat."
December 7, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Duane Moore said: Spurrier in his prime would have been epic in a group chat Hatin Ass Spurrier
December 7, 20241 yr Popular Post ‘Twas the night before the SEC Championship, and all through the South,Not a Longhorn was silent, burnt orange pouring from their mouth.The banners were hung in Atlanta with care,In hopes that a trophy soon would be there.The Aggies were nestled, alone in their beds,While dreams of “next year” danced in their heads.Since joining the SEC, they’d tried every way,But still found themselves at home on game day.When out on the field, there arose such a clatter,The Longhorns stormed in—it was their moment that mattered!Away to the stadium, we flew like a flash,Hook ’Em signs glowing, a sea of burnt sash.The moon on the helmets of freshly cut grass,Showed the Longhorns were here to kick some SEC… class.When what to our wondering eyes should appear,But Bevo himself, with a championship near!With a swagger and grit, so proud and so quick,We knew in that moment this wasn’t a trick.More rapid than touchdowns, our victory came,And we whistled and shouted and called them by name:“Now Ewers! Now Manning! Now Bond, and Brooks!On, defense! On, O-line! Let’s rewrite the books!To the top of the conference, to the heights of it all,Now dash away, dash away, dash away y’all!”And down on the sideline, ol’ Aggie did stare,With a tear in their eye and a defeated glare.“First year in the SEC, and they’re already there?”Their maroon hopes dashed, like they never could dare.The Longhorns played like legends, their legacy grew,While Aggies were stuck still chanting “Whoop!” with no clue.For a dozen long seasons, they’d tried and they’d fought,But the SEC promised more than it brought.Then Bevo exclaimed, as we took home the crown,“Hook ’Em, y’all! We own this town!So enjoy your oil money and second-rate fame,While Texas keeps winning championship games!”And as the Longhorns rode off in the SEC night,Aggie muttered to themselves, “Well… at least we’re polite.”
December 7, 20241 yr 3 hours ago, Pancho said: who tied Kirby’s tie? Kirby's? Could be his sister Kendall or Karl, his brother.
December 7, 20241 yr 5 minutes ago, UT_CU said: ‘Twas the night before the SEC Championship, and all through the South, Not a Longhorn was silent, burnt orange pouring from their mouth. The banners were hung in Atlanta with care, In hopes that a trophy soon would be there. The Aggies were nestled, alone in their beds, While dreams of “next year” danced in their heads. Since joining the SEC, they’d tried every way, But still found themselves at home on game day. When out on the field, there arose such a clatter, The Longhorns stormed in—it was their moment that mattered! Away to the stadium, we flew like a flash, Hook ’Em signs glowing, a sea of burnt sash. The moon on the helmets of freshly cut grass, Showed the Longhorns were here to kick some SEC… class. When what to our wondering eyes should appear, But Bevo himself, with a championship near! With a swagger and grit, so proud and so quick, We knew in that moment this wasn’t a trick. More rapid than touchdowns, our victory came, And we whistled and shouted and called them by name: “Now Ewers! Now Manning! Now Bond, and Brooks! On, defense! On, O-line! Let’s rewrite the books! To the top of the conference, to the heights of it all, Now dash away, dash away, dash away y’all!” And down on the sideline, ol’ Aggie did stare, With a tear in their eye and a defeated glare. “First year in the SEC, and they’re already there?” Their maroon hopes dashed, like they never could dare. The Longhorns played like legends, their legacy grew, While Aggies were stuck still chanting “Whoop!” with no clue. For a dozen long seasons, they’d tried and they’d fought, But the SEC promised more than it brought. Then Bevo exclaimed, as we took home the crown, “Hook ’Em, y’all! We own this town! So enjoy your oil money and second-rate fame, While Texas keeps winning championship games!” And as the Longhorns rode off in the SEC night, Aggie muttered to themselves, “Well… at least we’re polite.” I can’t stand you nerds sometimes. I can just imagine how giddy you were conjuring this up. Giggling and feet swaying.
December 7, 20241 yr On 12/3/2024 at 1:41 PM, Horn Dogg said: I still have my Ricky Williams #11 Reebok Jersey that I bought from the co-op that year. Its served well because we’ve had a lot of badass #11’s throughout the years! I got that same one with the Reebok logo....you copy cattin' MFer!
December 7, 20241 yr On 12/5/2024 at 4:50 PM, Skipper said: I tend to agree. Getting slightly aggy about this topic. Looking at pics I don't see a ton of space which shouldn't be surprising with newly designed stadiums maximizing prime seating. Going to be a shitload of press etc. utilizing space outside of team area. It's not Georgia or SEC sticking it to us. Give me a break. if the stadium can host a regulation fifa pitch it has room for our steer
December 7, 20241 yr 5 hours ago, ztejas said: Quit calling us Hook em you fucking hayseed. This. fucking Tim Brando, fucking choad.
December 7, 20241 yr On 12/5/2024 at 7:59 PM, Js1 said: His Bob Dylan biopic comes out this month. Searchlight is Disney. Disney owns ESPN searchlight = disney = eSiPn = he's picking Texas
December 7, 20241 yr I almost got a haircut Friday, but then I changed my mind. I'm not cutting it until the season is over. Some kid is gonna get a full wig out of my mop.
December 7, 20241 yr On 12/5/2024 at 8:50 PM, Buzzrock said: Speaking as someone who has season tickets to Mercedes-Benz Stadium (futbol, not football) I have to grudgingly admit there really is not a lot of room around the field. fifa pitch width: 74 yards football field width: 54 yards despite the seat rows which expand 10 yards on both sidelines the can find a space for him in one of the tunnels - the anus has 4 tunnels at field level bullshit excuse remains
December 7, 20241 yr 6 hours ago, Wishbone said: VY on Finebaum right now. Saw that. I was very impressed with his demeanor, politeness and knowledge….He’s more refined as a spokesman for The University than I’ve seen him…good job Vince.
December 7, 20241 yr 12 hours ago, texasdago said: So... ESPN is owned by Disney which owns Searchlight Pictures which is releasing "A Complete Unkown" starring Timothee Chalamet. Super obvious. I bought the dip. Let Disney fly. 52 minutes ago, CastHorn said: I can’t stand you nerds sometimes. I can just imagine how giddy you were conjuring this up. Giggling and feet swaying.
December 7, 20241 yr 55 minutes ago, SA-KC_Horn said: I got that same one with the Reebok logo....you copy cattin' MFer! Same and signed by Mr. Williams.
December 7, 20241 yr 1 minute ago, BarthHollamew said: Same and signed by Mr. Williams. Mines is signed with beer, weed & vomit.
December 7, 20241 yr 5 hours ago, TommysTinyTowels said: As valid a prediction as anything else on this site. That sea lion would certainly outdo me.
December 7, 20241 yr 7 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said: The world's smartest sea lion. if he is wrong, lets grill that fucker. I know some Inuit.
December 7, 20241 yr Closer this game gets the more I feel like we'll need to go with QB run game to win this one. Georgia just struggles with it so much, and our running QB is the best deep ball thrower on the team, which Georgia also struggles with. It's like Georgia is tailor made to stop our starter, but our backup is the kind of QB that kills them. Hopefully not and Sark can scheme Quinn up enough to win. Then hopefully Quinn actually sees it and throws the damn ball when it's there.
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