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A big part of me didn't want to start another aggy thread but at the same time I didn't want the reason aggy is fucked from here to eternity to be buried.

So here we go... 

Pennies on Sully

7 tiimes the Corps admit their love

A centennial commemoration of Lawrence Sullivan Ross : with a history, a characterization, and an appraisal of the Sul Ross Group of Texas A&M University

The crazy thing is it has everything to with Austin, Texas and our ties to Jack the Ripper.


So remember anytime a Texas A&M dipshit tries to talk shit you need to shove the fact that their hero Sully hired a fake fucking Pinkerton agency to run a smear campaign against a man William Swain to take over control of this state.

From here forth I suppose that we celebrate William Swain as a true Longhorn legend

#HookEm

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and this whole time I thought it was because they engaged in acts of bestiality.

And how does the hollow moon and subterranean Jew tubes play into this?  Inquiring minds! 

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50 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Forget it Jake, it's Pimphand.

Go smoke all the pole

I thought it was because aggy is full of dumb fuck aggys.

1 hour ago, hookemATL said:

And how does the hollow moon and subterranean Jew tubes play into this?  Inquiring minds! 

dibs on Subterranean Jew Tubas as a name for my Hasidic brass band.

This is what happens when you order a Randolph Duke screed from Wish.com.

5 hours ago, Pimphand said:

A big part of me didn't want to start another aggy thread but at the same time I didn't want the reason aggy is fucked from here to eternity to be buried.

So here we go... 

Pennies on Sully

7 tiimes the Corps admit their love

A centennial commemoration of Lawrence Sullivan Ross : with a history, a characterization, and an appraisal of the Sul Ross Group of Texas A&M University

The crazy thing is it has everything to with Austin, Texas and our ties to Jack the Ripper.


So remember anytime a Texas A&M dipshit tries to talk shit you need to shove the fact that their hero Sully hired a fake fucking Pinkerton agency to run a smear campaign against a man William Swain to take over control of this state.

From here forth I suppose that we celebrate William Swain as a true Longhorn legend

#HookEm

Sul Ross being a whiny-voiced little bitch who wasn't especially good at anything is pretty unsurprising

4 hours ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

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“I had no idea the Girl Scouts were responsible for the crop circle phenomenon.”

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In laughing at the gomers and their desperation to explain why they suck, we seem to be forgetting that we said many of the same things while enduring the suck from 2013 to 2020 (it's the campus culture, the administration is not committed to winning, etc.).

It's pretty simple.  Hiring a good coach is hard and involves a lot of luck.  As far as more objective factors, Texas and Austin are more desirable programs and places than aggy and malfunction junction, making it that much harder to be lucky.

9 hours ago, Blotto said:

dibs on Subterranean Jew Tubas as a name for my Hasidic brass band.

I'm already in a band called Subterranean Jewbas, but we'll allow it out of respect for Hasidic brass as a genre.

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

I'm already in a band called Subterranean Jewbas, but we'll allow it out of respect for Hasidic brass as a genre.

You've inspired me to add some slutty backup singers/dancers who will be known as  Subterranean Jewbies. 

14 hours ago, hookemATL said:

And how does the hollow moon and subterranean Jew tubes play into this?  Inquiring minds! 


Do your own research!

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