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7 hours ago, Chili dog said:

Any word from OTF on this one today? I know Gerry was at 80% over the weekend  

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Gerry said “shifting back towards OU” in the Coffee and Football. Not sure on the time stamp. He really didn’t say anything definitive or declarative so I suspect there are some moving pieces in the background. 

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    OU’s “Champ BBQ Weekend” turned out to be a giant wet fart. They landed Jandreau because his parents pushed him to stick with his brother. They landed a kicker. They landed a 3 star Edge over UCLA and

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    I hate to keep bumping, but I have to tell you- I absolutely love seeing Sooners post on their boards about college football not even being fun anymore, since team building is just a function of raisi

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“Selfish players are winners”? 😂 Allow me to introduce you to Jack Mildren, Brian Bosworth and Adrian Peterson. 

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3 minutes ago, statsman said:

“Selfish players are winners”? 😂 Allow me to introduce you to Jack Mildren, Brian Bosworth and Adrian Peterson. 

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"He should pick the school based on the coaches who can develop him." Yeah, OU's recent history of developing highly rated players is just FANTASTIC. Nothing will ever be funnier to me than watching these pigfuckers whine about kids picking different schools because of money. Karmic justice is a bitch - and OU still has a lot more of it coming. Enjoy at least 5 more years of Nagy, bitches

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Screen shot from OU buddy explaining how important Groce was to them. 🤣

I love that they declared him a top 50 WR while he’s deciding between OU, UF, Baylor and Houston. Hilarious. 

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17 hours ago, statsman said:

“Selfish players are winners”? 😂 Allow me to introduce you to Jack Mildren, Brian Bosworth and Adrian Peterson. 

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Sliding comfortably into the top 30 on 247 with that latest pickup. Since moving to Illinois, I’ve found it much easier to support bad college football.

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3 minutes ago, Constant said:

Sliding comfortably into the top 30 on 247 with that latest pickup. Since moving to Illinois, I’ve found it much easier to support bad college football.

What do you mean, the Illini should be comfortably better than OU this year.

12 minutes ago, texifornia said:

What do you mean, the Illini should be comfortably better than OU this year.

Not a shot at them. People here just don’t care, so it’s easier for me to not care. 
 

No one is talking 26/27 recruiting hits and misses here. It’s a bit refreshing if I’m honest. 

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Apparently blowU is "better on paper" than us...

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What site is that? I can’t even get Office Sooner to acknowledge it’s football season, and these keyboard warriors think they’re going to beat us in October. 

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7 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

What site is that? I can’t even get Office Sooner to acknowledge it’s football season, and these keyboard warriors think they’re going to beat us in October. 

Methags.com

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9 hours ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Also, our front 7 on D is going to suck ass...

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We are better at every single position on the football field. 

8 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

What site is that? I can’t even get Office Sooner to acknowledge it’s football season, and these keyboard warriors think they’re going to beat us in October. 

I have in-laws north of the river. They are all aboard the Mateer express. They all think they’ll beat us this year. They all expect to shock the nation. The difference between them and ATM is that OU actually has prior success feeding their delusions. 

5 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

I have in-laws north of the river. They are all aboard the Mateer express. They all think they’ll beat us this year. They all expect to shock the nation. The difference between them and ATM is that OU actually has prior success feeding their delusions. 

Are they sure that Mateer is ohtani?  He could be Pete Rose, lol.

7 minutes ago, cochamps said:

Are they sure that Mateer is ohtani?  He could be Pete Rose, lol.

They think he’s the Messiah. 

1 minute ago, Chili dog said:

They think he’s the Messiah. 

I keep hearing that but the Wyoming game keeps talking on the other shoulder.

18 minutes ago, cochamps said:

I keep hearing that but the Wyoming game keeps talking on the other shoulder.

I think he’s much better than what they had.  But he’s also getting the OU transfer qb bump due to success Lincoln Riley had with them in his system.  Riley ain’t there.  

8 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

I think he’s much better than what they had.  But he’s also getting the OU transfer qb bump due to success Lincoln Riley had with them in his system.  Riley ain’t there.  

Neither is that OL

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44 minutes ago, cochamps said:

Are they sure that Mateer is ohtani?  He could be Pete Rose, lol.

More like Ohtani in that he'll find a fall guy

16 minutes ago, texifornia said:

More like Ohtani in that he'll find a fall guy

exactly

No fanbase ever got more mileage from a win than OU did with the2023 RRS. If the game is 59 minutes long, Texas wins. If it’s 61 minutes long, Texas wins. But, they have that result established as the baseline for their expectations. (And they followed up that win by coming down from their emotional high and losing to KU and Okie State, missing the Big 12 CG). 

36 minutes ago, statsman said:

No fanbase ever got more mileage from a win than OU did with the2023 RRS. If the game is 59 minutes long, Texas wins. If it’s 61 minutes long, Texas wins. But, they have that result established as the baseline for their expectations. (And they followed up that win by coming down from their emotional high and losing to KU and Okie State, missing the Big 12 CG). 

About 500 things had to go right for them to beat us that day.  And they all did.  It's football and a rivalry game.

One thing they definitely had going for them is they played absolutely no one before the RRS.  We played Alabama and a ranked Kansas.  I can guarantee you that methed out looking skeletor coach did nothing but prep for Texas all summer camp and fall.  Explains part of the reason they beat us.  And why they immediately pissed down their legs after they beat us. Look at their three games immediately after.  2 point win against 6-7 UCF.  Lost to Kansas.  Lost to Okie State.

13 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

What site is that? I can’t even get Office Sooner to acknowledge it’s football season, and these keyboard warriors think they’re going to beat us in October. 

Thefootballbrainiacs.com

They have 2 or 3 posters that are fucking straight delusional.

25 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Thefootballbrainiacs.com

They have 2 or 3 posters that are fucking straight delusional.

Does Bullmarket still post on the Sooner web?  He was certifiable.  Then one day someone got ahold of his pictures.  Jesus, he was third world ugly.

6 hours ago, Texasborn91 said:

We are better at every single position on the football field. 

He said on paper. Paper! Not the field.

We need to have a spy in the Cotton Bowl all September to make sure they aren't changing the surface!

16 hours ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Apparently blowU is "better on paper" than us...

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3 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

Does Bullmarket still post on the Sooner web?  He was certifiable.  Then one day someone got a hold of his pictures.  Jesus, he was third world ugly.

You can't post this and not show his picture.  

3 hours ago, RabidM said:

You can't post this and not show his picture.  

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Why not sign your kid up for four years of "coaching" by this pile of powdered mashed potatoes?

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Who is the Billy Ray Cyrus doppelganger?  Either he's 14 or OU is now recruiting lineman from 2A schools who were honorable mention all-district.

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7 hours ago, pacman said:

Why not sign your kid up for four years of "coaching" by this pile of powdered mashed potatoes?

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Bowlegged, mullet, inbred, definitely has learning disabilities. My god, it's just...there are no words. It's trans or just unfortunate gene pool from centuries of inbreeding. 

8 hours ago, William Bludworth said:

Bowlegged, mullet, inbred, definitely has learning disabilities. My god, it's just...there are no words. It's trans or just unfortunate gene pool from centuries of inbreeding. 

Bowlegged? More like knock-kneed. 

16 hours ago, pacman said:

Why not sign your kid up for four years of "coaching" by this pile of powdered mashed potatoes?

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Mashed potatoes beget more potatoes apparently.

On 8/18/2025 at 11:22 PM, William Bludworth said:

Bowlegged, mullet, inbred, definitely has learning disabilities. My god, it's just...there are no words. It's trans or just unfortunate gene pool from centuries of inbreeding. 

I said he was from Crowley...no need to add clarifying synonyms :)

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Hopefully they lose in embarrassing fashion and have to shut the program down. 

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