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CEO of UHG Shot and Killed in NYC - WTF is wrong with you New York

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Just now, Beau Vine said:

Now do Popeye's.

Oh no, he’s white, we know to stick to the drive thru in unfamiliar territory…

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4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

who doesn’t use the app ????

Anyone with a McDonald's app on their phone needs to seriously reevaluate their life.

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Anyone with a McDonald's app on their phone needs to seriously reevaluate their life.

 

solid coke zero

and my goto coffee on the run 

Imagine your last meal as a free man is/was McDonald's.

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Imagine your last meal as a free man is/was McDonald's.

If it was a hot sausage biscuit and a fresh hash brown I can think of worse things to go out on.

5 minutes ago, Covri said:

If it was a hot sausage biscuit and a fresh hash brown I can think of worse things to go out on.

or a McRib with extra pickles.

9 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Imagine your last meal as a free man is/was McDonald's.

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Just now, cabowabo said:

Who the fuck names their kid Luigi?

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2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Who the fuck names their kid Luigi?

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1 hour ago, Tailgate said:

Don’t go to McDonald’s if your running from the cops.

“The McDonald’s arrest in Altoona echoed the arrest of Frank R. James, who in 2022 set off smoke grenades inside a crowded subway car in Brooklyn and opened fire, injuring 10 people, and was also arrested at a McDonald's. After a 31-hour manhunt, James was caught when someone recognized him at one of the chain's outposts in Manhattan, mere miles from the crime scene.”

Nikolas Cruz walked into a McDonald’s and sat with the brother of one of his victims after the Parkland shooting, surveillance video shows

24 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

who doesn’t use the app ????

Who needs ID at a fucking McDonalds?

Now that we have some info on the guy, live look at the blue checkmarks heading to twitter to blame shooting on their political rivals

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The 911 caller who potentially identified the gunman at the Altoona McDonald's was an 'elderly patron' according to an anonymous law enforcement official speaking with the New York Times.

Boomers ruin everything ...

16 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Imagine your last meal as a free man is/was McDonald's.

 

mcrib, double meat

double quarter pounder, extra mustard and cheese 

10 piece nugget 

basket of fries 

large unsweet tea / lemonade 

apple pie 

 

take me away 

And kids let this be a lesson to you (if they have caught the guy).  If you are on the lamb one of two choices.  Stay in a huge crowded city bin Laden style and hide in plain sight amongst the masses OR go remote, really remote.  Don't be a dipshit and go to some smaller to medium-sized town that is still in the middle of the most populated region in the country.  You've lost all of the noise of the big city and get none of the benefits of bumfuck Montana or wherever.  

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1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

mcrib, double meat

double quarter pounder, extra mustard and cheese 

10 piece nugget 

basket of fries 

large unsweet tea / lemonade 

apple pie 

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22 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

solid coke zero

and my goto coffee on the run 

Their fountain regular coke might be the best in the country.

22 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Imagine your last meal as a free man is/was McDonald's.

I thought the Constitution barred cruel and unusual punishment. 

2 minutes ago, Tailgate said:

Their fountain regular coke might be the best in the country.

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1 hour ago, ChickenSandwich said:

 

The man was travelling on a Greyhound bus. He walked into a McDonald's where a witness recognized him from the images police had circulated, sources said. Altoona police were called and they came to get him.

 

UnitedHealthcare CEO killer update: Person questioned after being stopped at McDonald's in Altoona, PA - ABC7 New York

Fucking Narcs....

15 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Wonder if he's related to Chuck

it feels so good 

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He murdered a CEO is what he did! He was a brave Italian assassin. And in this house Luigi Mangione is a hero— end of storyImage

Probably should’ve realized before now there was a decent chance the shooter would be an IDW fan.

Given that his name is Luigi and not Waluigi we should default to assuming he’s on the right side of things. 

3 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Given that his name is Luigi and not Waluigi we should default to assuming he’s on the right side of things. 

No prison with plumbing can hold him!

37 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Who the fuck names their kid Luigi?

Luigi's parents

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Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

I can fix him 

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I appreciate that our gay surlyites are just as sketchy and predictable as our straight surlyites.  Well done.

Dude got busted because he was flirting with a desk clerk.

 

Undefeated. 

Ditching the gun is the most basic element of getting away with it. Like others have said, maybe he wanted to be caught?

1 minute ago, NorthLoop said:

Dude got busted because he was flirting with a desk clerk.

 

Undefeated. 

The interesting thing here is that there are going to be a non-insignificant number of people thinking, "this guy was an idiot and he almost got away with it.. hm...."

 

Just now, SeattleHorn said:

The interesting thing here is that there are going to be a non-insignificant number of people thinking, "this guy was an idiot and he almost got away with it.. hm...."

 

There are also a lot of idiots out there that say "I don't understand why he was being so meticulous" 

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3 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

Ditching the gun

In this economy? 

5 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Dude got busted because he was flirting with a desk clerk.

 

Undefeated. 

This ignoramus made so many mistakes that Barney Fife could have caught him within a week. We can thank the desk clerk for shaving off a couple of days.

 

And who continues to carry their manifesto and the gun with them after the shooting? This guy may have some kind of hero perversion. Glad he didn't go off in a mass shooting spree inside an insurance company office.

2 minutes ago, SeattleHorn said:

That middle shot looks expensive

 

Yeah, he's screwed. 

40 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

And kids let this be a lesson to you (if they have caught the guy).  If you are on the lamb one of two choices.  Stay in a huge crowded city bin Laden style and hide in plain sight amongst the masses OR go remote, really remote.  Don't be a dipshit and go to some smaller to medium-sized town that is still in the middle of the most populated region in the country.  You've lost all of the noise of the big city and get none of the benefits of bumfuck Montana or wherever.  

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Man if the only part of your face you leave uncovered shows those extremely distinctive eybrows, maybe go get a wax before you start on your quest. 

3 minutes ago, SeattleHorn said:

That middle shot looks expensive

Somebody that young with that much hardware likely had something traumatic happen to themselves (whether a victim or self induced).

He’s going to get good care in the federal prison system. Don’t drop the soap. 

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