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49 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

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In what universe is she supposed to be better looking than Gal

Fairest of them all bullshit

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looks like Dizney reversed course on the new woke dwarves

 

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19 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

looks like Dizney reversed course on the new woke dwarves

 

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So dwarv...magical people in were gonna be run of the mill hipsters?

1 hour ago, Herpa Derpa said:

With Queen Gadot.

Will watch it for her when it hits D+.

I really think they should have skipped her having the hair that the animated Snow White did. I get why they did it, but these live-action remakes don't need to be that close - same with the CGI dwarves resembling the animated dwarves - way too much uncanny valley.

My daughter will see it and probably like it, and that's all that counts I suppose.

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Is their plan to do live action remakes of all the old classic cartoons? Are they completely out of ideas?

Just now, irishtexan said:

Is their plan to do live action remakes of all the old classic cartoons? Are they completely out of ideas?

Yes. They've already done Beauty and the Beast, Cinderella, Little Mermaid, Dumbo, Aladdin, Lady & the Tramp, Mulan, Pinocchio, The Jungle Book, and now Snow White. Lilo & Stitch & Moana will be arriving soon. Hercules is next up after those 2. In fairness, 101 Dalmatians and a few Jungle Book live action movies came out in the 90s. They also did the Lion King but it was just CGI so I don't know if you really can call that live action. 

And Universal is getting in on it since they're doing a live action How to Train Your Dragon. 

35 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Is their plan to do live action remakes of all the old classic cartoons? Are they completely out of ideas?

Bambi is going to be fucking brutal to watch in the theater with a bunch of little kids.  If they do it, by the time they get around to it, my kids will be old enough not to care (well my daughter might still be up for Disney movies).

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16 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Bambi is going to be fucking brutal to watch in the theater with a bunch of little kids.  If they do it, by the time they get around to it, my kids will be old enough not to care (well my daughter might still be up for Disney movies).

 

49 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Yes. They've already done Beauty and the Beast, Cinderella, Little Mermaid, Dumbo, Aladdin, Lady & the Tramp, Mulan, Pinocchio, The Jungle Book, and now Snow White. Lilo & Stitch & Moana will be arriving soon. Hercules is next up after those 2. In fairness, 101 Dalmatians and a few Jungle Book live action movies came out in the 90s. They also did the Lion King but it was just CGI so I don't know if you really can call that live action. 

And Universal is getting in on it since they're doing a live action How to Train Your Dragon. 

And then, Song of the South.

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2 hours ago, Red Five said:

And then, Song of the South.

with Ted Danson as Uncle Remus and Leslie Jones as the plantation owner

It’s a whole thing. They are making a live action Minecraft movie with Jack Black, ffs.

13 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Bambi is going to be fucking brutal to watch in the theater with a bunch of little kids.  If they do it, by the time they get around to it, my kids will be old enough not to care (well my daughter might still be up for Disney movies).

Seeing Bambi’s mother take a slug to the chest, run 20 yards then collapse choking on her blood is gonna make a whole generation of kids into sociopaths.

6 hours ago, Parliament said:

Seeing Bambi’s mother take a slug to the chest, run 20 yards then collapse choking on her blood is gonna make a whole generation of kids into sociopaths.

Red Dawn (1984)

I think it’ll do fine. People will be curious to see what Snow White looks like in live action. 85% of Little Mermaid’s box office take feels about right. 
 

But… will Zegler stay out of the news until March 21, 2025? She’s very incentivized to do so, but she’s 23 with 2.3 million followers on Instagram. Anything can happen.

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55 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

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Reported. "Honkies" is a deeply offensive racial slur.

I guess you can still show likes & dislikes on the youtubes now. This one has around 60k up, 600k down.

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2 hours ago, jetsfan76 said:

I guess you can still show likes & dislikes on the youtubes now. This one has around 60k up, 600k down.

That’s a lot of incels who will never watch the movie.

Me, I’ll be there because my daughter will want to see it (although the dwarves freaked her out). I’ll be there for Gal Gadot (who will soon be in the Gals over 40 thread).

2 hours ago, jetsfan76 said:

I guess you can still show likes & dislikes on the youtubes now. This one has around 60k up, 600k down.

That's like aggy winning an internet poll. 

20 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

That’s a lot of incels who will never watch the movie.

Me, I’ll be there because my daughter will want to see it (although the dwarves freaked her out). I’ll be there for Gal Gadot (who will soon be in the Gals over 40 thread).

Yeah, but still... why mess with perfection?

4 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Yeah, but still... why mess with perfection?

Disney will give us a live-action Sword in the Stone, even though John Boorman gave us perfection with Excalibur.

I kind of want a Black Hole remake.

Fuck that. Black Hole is perfectly late 70s/early 80s in every way. Give us a Black Cauldron movie. 

On 12/4/2024 at 5:21 PM, mdmost said:

Yes. They've already done Beauty and the Beast, Cinderella, Little Mermaid, Dumbo, Aladdin, Lady & the Tramp, Mulan, Pinocchio, The Jungle Book, and now Snow White. Lilo & Stitch & Moana will be arriving soon. Hercules is next up after those 2. In fairness, 101 Dalmatians and a few Jungle Book live action movies came out in the 90s. They also did the Lion King but it was just CGI so I don't know if you really can call that live action. 

And Universal is getting in on it since they're doing a live action How to Train Your Dragon. 

B&B, Aladdin, and Mulan were quite good and have been watched multiple times in this household. My soon to be 13 yo and 10 yo are very excited for HtTYD live action, and dumbo might have been good but I just don’t remember. Never really enjoyed the cartoon. 

21 hours ago, Parliament said:

The Secret of Nihm.  Make it so.

Oh fuck yes. 
 

Excalibur was great, but I’m ready for someone to do a Harry Potter or LoTR level movie or TV series.  Who just did Dune? Get that person working on it. How do people keep fucking this up?

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10 minutes ago, UT_OB1 said:

B&B, Aladdin, and Mulan were quite good and have been watched multiple times in this household. My soon to be 13 yo and 10 yo are very excited for HtTYD live action, and dumbo might have been good but I just don’t remember. Never really enjoyed the cartoon. 

Oh fuck yes. 
 

Excalibur was great, but I’m ready for someone to do a Harry Potter or LoTR level movie or TV series.  Who just did Dune? Get that person working on it. How do people keep fucking this up?

Oh, they're on it

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1 hour ago, rage-a-holic said:

Oh, they're on it

Maybe a smart move.  If they cast a white guy, he’d be endlessly compared to Alan Rickman (and would be seen as lacking even if he was the resurrected corpse of Laurence Fucking Olivier). Gets the incels and others who get angry over race fixated on that guy and not the fact that the movie cast will never be surpassed.

I get why they are doing a series, but given who is running the DiscoveryTrueHBOMaxChipandJoanna network, I will be surprised if we go past the second season, and maybe not even the first season.  

Fuck it, if Disney wants to do more live-action remakes, give us Treasure Planet, and the two Atlantis movies.

24 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Maybe a smart move.  If they cast a white guy, he’d be endlessly compared to Alan Rickman (and would be seen as lacking even if he was the resurrected corpse of Laurence Fucking Olivier). Gets the incels and others who get angry over race fixated on that guy and not the fact that the movie cast will never be surpassed.

I get why they are doing a series, but given who is running the DiscoveryTrueHBOMaxChipandJoanna network, I will be surprised if we go past the second season, and maybe not even the first season.  

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30 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Maybe a smart move.  If they cast a white guy, he’d be endlessly compared to Alan Rickman (and would be seen as lacking even if he was the resurrected corpse of Laurence Fucking Olivier). Gets the incels and others who get angry over race fixated on that guy and not the fact that the movie cast will never be surpassed.

I get why they are doing a series, but given who is running the DiscoveryTrueHBOMaxChipandJoanna network, I will be surprised if we go past the second season, and maybe not even the first season.  

It's just idiotic casting. Snape's pallid complexion is described a dozen times in the book. Find some albino black dude.

Makes as much sense as casting Idris Elba in The Dark Tower

3 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

Oh, they're on it

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What? No. We’ve got a great Harry Potter series. I want a great Arthur series. 

7 hours ago, UT_OB1 said:

What? No. We’ve got a great Harry Potter series. I want a great Arthur series. 

Arthur Dent or Arthur Weasley?

Either way, sign me up.

18 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

Oh, they're on it

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I would love to see an all-black Harry Potter. We could call him Harold Potter.

Find a Sho Nuff look alike to play Voldemort.

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19 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Arthur Dent or Arthur Weasley?

Either way, sign me up.

Arthur Bach

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On 12/5/2024 at 10:33 PM, rage-a-holic said:

Reported. "Honkies" is a deeply offensive racial slur.

But also hilarious.

20 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Arthur Dent or Arthur Weasley?

Either way, sign me up.

Arthur Philip Dent?

He's a jerk. Total kneebiter.

52 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

But also hilarious.

Honkey Kong is the preferred nomenclature  

On 12/8/2024 at 5:49 PM, rage-a-holic said:

It's just idiotic casting. Snape's pallid complexion is described a dozen times in the book. Find some albino black dude.

Makes as much sense as casting Idris Elba in The Dark Tower

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1 minute ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Honkey Kong is the preferred nomenclature  

Isn't that a porn star name?

On 12/7/2024 at 1:04 PM, atomheartbevo said:

That’s a lot of incels who will never watch the movie.

Me, I’ll be there because my daughter will want to see it (although the dwarves freaked her out). I’ll be there for Gal Gadot (who will soon be in the Gals over 40 thread).

So, wait, if we thought the trailer looked like ass, because it does, we're incels?  That seems a little harsh based on that looking like complete shit.

1 hour ago, Scary Stranger said:

So, wait, if we thought the trailer looked like ass, because it does, we're incels?  That seems a little harsh based on that looking like complete shit.

That was harsh, but when I heard they were trying to do a full-on near-identical remake with CGI dwarves, I assumed the dwarves and Snow White would look like ass.

On 12/8/2024 at 2:26 PM, rage-a-holic said:

Oh, they're on it

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I am genuinely disappointed that the producers rejected this version on Hermione.

A black and a middle aged male Hermione. Would've been off the hook.

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On 12/9/2024 at 10:05 AM, ajax said:

I would love to see an all-black Harry Potter. We could call him Harold Potter.

Find a Sho Nuff look alike to play Voldemort.

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They of course have to check this one off the list.

 

8 hours ago, mdmost said:

They of course have to check this one off the list.

 

Surprised they waited so long, given how important Tangled was for Disney Animation.

It's cool that little Billy from The Family Circus grew up to start as the director for Tangled (the animated movie, and unfortunately, he had to step back for health issues or something), worked on Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, Little Mermaid, etc. and even got an Academy Award with Kobe Bryant.

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