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It's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer. 

Listen gang, don’t be mad at Dale for ruining the story, and possibly the evening.

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It was in international waters, so they couldn't prosecute him. But I saw it.

You keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother.

Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious V of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes Oh, my God, I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf.

It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering and we were blazing that shit up every day!

Hey Derek, you know what's good for shoulder pain?

What?

If you lick my butthole.

Occasionally when one of my law partners who loves this movie see me in the office and asks how's it going, I say--

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Alice I like making sex with you. I do. But you're married. It's over. 

My 5 year old spends about 20% of his day as a dinosaur and I always think about Doback’s speech at the end.

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