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The Huckster in Chief - aka you can own a piece of Trumpicana

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I am not talking about his hotels Trump Hotels or his golf courses Trump Golf, or the resorts, or Mir-a-Lago

But what I'm really talking about is what I've started to hear about on radio ads.

You know that people who go to see him, will want to impress by wearing this gear. I, personally, am waiting for the updated mini Mt Rushmore statue that includes Trump as the 5th head.

Trump sneakers - Trump Sneakers - Official President Donald Trump Footwear

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Trump Won Gold Low Top Sneakers

 

 

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Trump watches Trump Watches

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These are the Tourbillion Collection - $100,000 each, and I included the header because there are many more choices in watches

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and of course all the other "regular" stuff that all of our Presidents have been sellingTrumpstore.com | The Official Retail Website of the Trump Organization

 

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3 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

I am not talking about his hotels Trump Hotels or his golf courses Trump Golf, or the resorts, or Mir-a-Lago

But what I'm really talking about is what I've started to hear about on radio ads.

You know that people who go to see him, will want to impress by wearing this gear. I, personally, am waiting for the updated mini Mt Rushmore statue that includes Trump as the 5th head.

Trump sneakers - Trump Sneakers - Official President Donald Trump Footwear

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Trump Won Gold Low Top Sneakers

 

 

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Trump watches Trump Watches

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These are the Tourbillion Collection - $100,000 each, and I included the header because there are many more choices in watches

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and of course all the other "regular" stuff that all of our Presidents have been sellingTrumpstore.com | The Official Retail Website of the Trump Organization

 

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All good world leaders have online merch stores.

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1 minute ago, C-Man said:

All good greatest most popular and powerful world leaders have online merch stores.

FIFY

Just wait for the novelty misshapen dildos. All the MAGA womenz will want one.

8 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Just wait for the novelty misshapen dildos. All the MAGA womenz will want one.

Or the bobble head that simulates giving head. That’s gonna be the big seller.

4 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Or the bobble head that simulates giving head. That’s gonna be the big seller.

Ok, we need to make those. Profit goes to Burnt Ends.

Great thread title. Really should be a vote on best thread title and winner of the creator gets a muledick sticker or something. 

16 minutes ago, TexLonghorn said:

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Does one of them say, “Who gives a fuck about Christmas stuff?”

 

It's the United States of the NFL

Your team won! Buy the gear! You're a winner, too!

From the NYT:

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18 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I have a 1 oz silver Trumpcoin somewhere that I was saving to give to @MaybeACoordinator just to watch him hoot and holler.

Give Ceasar what is Ceasar's.

3 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

Give Ceasar what is Ceasar's.

That's why it's staying with me.

Didn't pay 40-50 bucks for it either. Snagged it for about 2 bucks over melt way back in low price days. Cuz I'm a Goblin.

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15 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

But wait... There's more, he must have top people working on this, to bring you what you really want but didn't know you needed

https://gettrumpfragrances.com/

ad posted after the reopening of Notre Dame

President-elect Donald Trump shared an image and link to a website on his Truth Social account to promote his new fragrance line. Fox News

10 hours ago, workswithseed said:

Give Ceasar what is Ceasar's.

It’s spelled “Caesar” you ignorant, semi-literate dumbfuck.

43 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It’s spelled “Caesar” you ignorant, semi-literate dumbfuck.

Mocking Season 8 GIF by Mr. D

3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It’s spelled “Caesar” you ignorant, semi-literate dumbfuck.

czar is more accurate, considering his puppet master.

5 hours ago, Nivek said:

czar is more accurate, considering his puppet master.

And who is that? 

  • 2 weeks later...
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Maybe you are not much of a reader; don't feel left out. Try Trump.pictorialbook.com

On 12/8/2024 at 3:11 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

bet it smells cheap and awful. probably repackaged drakkar noir.

You sound like you don’t pull. Drakkar Noir is catnip, my dude. 

15 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

You sound like you don’t pull. Drakkar Noir is catnip, my dude. 

well yeah, 14yo me agrees with you. I just don't wear cologne much anymore

  • 4 weeks later...
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What are you wearing on Monday?
Or what souvenir are you looking to display?

Official MAGA Gear - this is a link to inauguration swag, more merch available in the header on that page

I am thinking about some cuff links

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or a deck of cards

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Also there are special edition items on some of the product specific pages; like inauguration kicks

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17 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

Also there are special edition items on some of the product specific pages; like inauguration kicks

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we laugh at this caricature of a visage on this sneaker, but in truth that is exactly how his followers see him. he's never looked like that a day in his life. I mean, look at the hands. that should be the dead giveaway

19 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

Also there are special edition items on some of the product specific pages; like inauguration kicks

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Around the top they have the national flag of Austria next to gold stars on a blue field, like on the European Union flag. What's wrong with the good ol' Stars & Stripes?

Interesting design choices ...

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Just be glad they didn't use the Stars and Bars.

6 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

we laugh at this caricature of a visage on this sneaker, but in truth that is exactly how his followers see him. he's never looked like that a day in his life. I mean, look at the hands. that should be the dead giveaway

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21 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

How sad does your life have to be for you to buy that shit.

The Venn diagram of people who collected Beanie Babies, Dale Earnhardt commemorative plates and Trump shit is a perfect circle.

 

 

12 hours ago, Incredulity said:

They made Jimmy Carter put his family peanut farm in a blind trust before he took office. The guy you voted for just dropped a meme coin like the Hawk Tuah girl.
 

These are not the same.

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11 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

This is much like saying "all politicians lie."

It’s all he’s got man. 

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On 1/17/2025 at 9:15 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

How sad does your life have to be for you to buy that shit.

Why try to sell access/influence/policy with watches, fragrances & tennis shoes when it's easier with $trump coins?

I really wish I'd was me who didn't understand what is happening, but between Trump media and $trump coins the president is for sale. 

Someone tell me why I'm wrong

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“Profit-takers vote D and R” - LeBron James, probably.

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52 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

holy fucking shit ....

 

C'mon, why would you expect anything less than that? 

I respect he will were those inauguration tennis shoes at some point tomorrow

  • 2 weeks later...
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Just wanted to let you know, after hearing updates commercials - you can now pay for this shit with $Trump meme coins

3 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

Just wanted to let you know, after hearing updates commercials - you can now pay for this shit with $Trump meme coins

By ‘this shit’, I’m sure you mean anything you can buy with the USD.  That’s clearly where he’d like this to head.  And he seems to get anything he wants…

4 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

Just wanted to let you know, after hearing updates commercials - you can now pay for this shit with $Trump meme coins

This is all a money laundering scam.   All of it.  

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3 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

By ‘this shit’, I’m sure you mean anything you can buy with the USD.  That’s clearly where he’d like this to head.  And he seems to get anything he wants…

while you are correct in what you say - the shit I was referencing is all the shit he is hawking; you know bibles, tennis shoes, fragrances, watches, etc

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Speaking of DOGE and the national debt, does anyone know how much Tesla is paying to turn the White House lawn into a car dealership?

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