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48 minutes ago, Orca of Peace said:

seen that on YouTube long ago. Isn't he a former Div1 player who pranks guys on the playgrounds?

I don't have a clue...just thought it was funny. 

When I first saw him from a distance I thought it was Bill Laimbeer in dork glasses.

He's hustled a helluva lot better players than Sidney. 

impressive. ernie broke that elderly dude's ankles from across the court (background at ~0:34)

Edited by The University

Didn't I see this in White Men Can't Jump?

Can't see shit, captain.

12 hours ago, Bevo said:

Didn't I see this in White Men Can't Jump?

Same thing that came to mind.

Clearly the dudes are in on it and playing along, and it's heavily edited (Steph Curry ain't swishing that many 30 footers outdoors), but really damn funny nonetheless.

Is that fake? I have trouble believing that a pickup game at the park has players that bad. Based on my experience there’s always at least 3-4 who can flat out ball.

28 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Is that fake? 

For a YouTube video? No way

1 hour ago, hobbes2702 said:

Is that fake? I have trouble believing that a pickup game at the park has players that bad. Based on my experience there’s always at least 3-4 who can flat out ball.

he's much taller and bigger than anyone there.  The players there are normal IMO for playgrounds.

I just realized I have seen this guys you tube channel a lot.... because he keeps adopting lab puppies, and puts gopro's on the labs watching them do stupid shit.

31 minutes ago, Orca of Peace said:

he's much taller and bigger than anyone there.  The players there are normal IMO for playgrounds.

Then you’re playing some really shitty pickups 

25 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Then you’re playing some really shitty pickups 

nah, most guys are average, some are former HS players but even that is a small percentage. Look at the body size, it's average 5'6 to 6'2 usually. 

I haven't balled on anything but my toddlers Fischer Price goal here in the living room in about 5 years. I'm middle age, overweight, slow AF.

Video tape me balling for a week and I will give you just as many shit talking moments that work out, deep treys, and stumbling awkward drives to the rim, plus I will drop many more sick dimes that will hit my teammates right in the hands, before they fumble it away. Yes you will need to edit down 99% of it, but what's left will be gold Jerry, gold.

 

Expect to find him face down with 10 caps in his head and back in the Los Angeles River pretty soon.

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On 8/16/2018 at 4:52 PM, Robin Masters said:

I haven't balled on anything but my toddlers Fischer Price goal here in the living room in about 5 years. I'm middle age, overweight, slow AF.

Video tape me balling for a week and I will give you just as many shit talking moments that work out, deep treys, and stumbling awkward drives to the rim, plus I will drop many more sick dimes that will hit my teammates right in the hands, before they fumble it away. Yes you will need to edit down 99% of it, but what's left will be gold Jerry, gold.

 

No you can't

On 8/15/2018 at 9:16 PM, Bevo said:

Didn't I see this in White Men Can't Jump?

There should seriously be a reboot of that movie in the works by now...

On 8/18/2018 at 2:49 PM, kopp0e said:

There should seriously be a reboot of that movie in the works by now...

titled "Black Men cant shoot free throws"?*

 

 

*nor white men, for that matter

Most of the people that play on those courts are not very good. I spent a sunday playing there in May. I thought it was gonna be much better competition

3 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

titled "Black Men cant shoot free throws"?*

 

 

*nor white men, for that matter

(Sponsorship for the movie will be funded by Shaq)...

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