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2024 ACC Championship Game - SMU v Clemson in Charlotte 7PM ABC

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1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

SMU is in the Duke/USC category of “religious schools”. 

Once again, Methodists are not real Christians because they accept science and shit.

Just now, F250 said:

Once again, Methodists are not real Christians because they accept science and shit.

So do Catholics, the alpha Christians.

Just now, David Dennison said:

So do Catholics, the alpha Christians.

When it suits them

2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

The M in SMU is as meaningful as the AM in aggy.

Nope. My current Methodist pastor has a degree from Perkins.

8 minutes ago, DreadHead said:

God didn't kick that kick.

oh ye of little faith...

Just now, Laxtonto said:

Going with

1 Oregon
2. Georgia
3. Boise State
4. Arizona State
5. Texas
6. Notre Dame
7. Penn State
8. Ohio State
9. Tennessee
10. Indiana
11. Clemson
12. SMU

veronica lake ugh GIF

Methodists are not real Christians.

What the fuck is this supposed to mean?
Just now, PittsburghTiger said:

That Alabama loss to Oklahoma should penalize them a lot

And 6 loss Vandy. 

If Bama gets in over SMU, then the committee sets the precedent from year 1 in this playoff system that the conference championship means jack shit. You can't reward a team who lost to a terrible OU team as bad as they did and punish a team who made the conference championship game and lost a heartbreaker.

But it's the SEC and Bama and the other team is SMU so who knows.

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

So do Catholics, the alpha Christians.

I disagree, the Orthodox are the alpha Christians.

2 minutes ago, F250 said:

Nope. My current Methodist pastor has a degree from Perkins.

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1 minute ago, MirrOlure said:


What the fuck is this supposed to mean?

he's angry at Christians, SMU and Dabo.

Just now, David Dennison said:

Rome would like a word.

Exactly.

2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Going with

1 Oregon
2. Georgia
3. Boise State
4. Arizona State
5. Texas
6. Notre Dame
7. Penn State
8. Ohio State
9. Tennessee
10. Indiana
11. Clemson
12. SMU

Texas would be very lucky to get the #5 slot. Wouldn't be surprised to see Notre Dame or Penn State get the #5 and the other the #6, leaving Texas at #7.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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SMU shouldn't be punished for losing the ACC champ game by a FG, but the committee would have to kick out Alabama to keep SMU in the playoff, which means SMU will be out.

3 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Switching over to the Navarrete fight on ESPN.  A nice close to the night

Stay here or go to the other sports forum?

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

he's angry at Christians, SMU and Dabo.

College football is way too Jesus-y.

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

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They still have a school of theology and pump out Methodist ministers every year.

Ackshually, SMU retains ties to the United Methodist Church, unlike Duke or USC.  But, as of 2019, it is no longer controlled by the UMC, but that decision is disputed and on appeal, and the fundamental disagreement, LGBTQ "rights" in the church, has been resolved.

 

1 minute ago, F250 said:

They still have a school of theology and pump out Methodist ministers every year.

SMU is not religious at all what are you idiots talking about. 

2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Stay here or go to the other sports forum?

I guess that was kind of a public service announcement in case anyone in the football board had an interest in the boxing 

Just now, Doc Sam Beckett said:

I can't wait until Dabo is replaced with Lashlee 

Nah now you crossed a line bro. 

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

Ackshually, SMU retains ties to the United Methodist Church, unlike Duke or USC.  But, as of 2019, it is no longer controlled by the UMC, but that decision is disputed and on appeal, and the fundamental disagreement, LGBTQ "rights" in the church, has been resolved.

 

Welcome to the United Methodist Church.

 

Just now, F250 said:

Welcome to the United Methodist Church.

 

Been here all my life.

Just now, ztejas said:

SMU is not religious at all what are you idiots talking about. 

Execpt for the fact that they hand out religious degrees.

Vine Ok GIF

So god’s plan was for Miami to lose to Syracuse so Clemson could backdoor there way into a college football playoff. Got it, thanks Cade and Dabo. 

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

Been here all my life.

My home church went GMC so I had to find a new UMC one.

1 minute ago, F250 said:

My home church went GMC so I had to find a new UMC one.

Oof.

6 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

College football is way too Jesus-y.

OMG....who cares.

2 minutes ago, F250 said:

Execpt for the fact that they hand out religious degrees.

Vine Ok GIF

Cool bro. That has nothing to do with the undergraduate experience.

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

SMU is not religious at all what are you idiots talking about. 

Because that is the nature of Methodists.

Welcome to the United Methodist Church.
 

What’s your fucking point here?
6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

SMU is not religious at all what are you idiots talking about. 

Did you forget about the theology school? 

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

Because that is the nature of Methodists.

You better have your ass up by 9 tomorrow because we're going to brunch with the Johnson's after church.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Cool bro. That has nothing to do with the undergraduate experience.

Yeah, normal universities hand out degrees about God, okay. lulz.

1 minute ago, MirrOlure said:


What’s your fucking point here?

Are you a Methodist? If you are then you would understand.

Just now, F250 said:

Yeah, normal universities hand out degrees about God, okay. lulz.

Duke's Divinity School also remains heavily tied to the UMC.

However, Duke and USC renounced affiliation with the church long ago and I don't believe were ever actually "controlled" by the UMC, as has been SMU, especially not USC.  

3 minutes ago, F250 said:

Yeah, normal universities hand out degrees about God, okay. lulz.

What is your "gotcha" attempt here?

Yeah I'm sure that SMU hands out theological degrees. We actually have a fucking beautiful chapel and church and a great library that's awesome to study at. That's called being inclusive and having principles. It's an institution founded on principles and we uphold that. 

Send your kid to SMU they're just as likely to come back Jewish as they are to adopt some lunatic Christian philosophy.

The undergrad curriculum and experience is not religious at all. 

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

What is your "gotcha" attempt here?

Yeah I'm sure that SMU hands out theological degrees. We actually have a fucking beautiful chapel and church and a great library that's awesome to study at. That's called being inclusive and having principles. It's an institution founded on principles and we uphold that. 

Send your kid to SMU they're just as likely to come back Jewish as they are to adopt some lunatic Christian philosophy.

The undergrad curriculum and experience is not religious at all. 

That's the thing.  Methodists aren't lunatics.  Partake of our generosity, see our example, we won't proselytize you unless you are willing.  Oh, and pay your tuition.

I am given to understand that taking a degree at Perkins is the most rigorous intellectual test of faith people undergo.

Edited by TwiceHorn

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

That's the thing.  Methodists aren't lunatics.  Partake of our generosity, see our example, we won't proselytize you unless you are willing.

No we're just decent Americans that care about our neighbors.

 

Sorry if I'm hot that's maybe the worst cfb Saturday I've ever had. 

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