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2024 SEC Championship Game: Texas vs. Georgia - 3pm on ABC

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#3301
Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Michael Kern currently has the leg strength of Colt McCoy when he used to pooch punt. 

Does Danny White have any eligibility left?

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#3306
1 minute ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

I was told earlier that was roughing the passer.

Herbie and Fowler are turning into Gary Danielson and Verne Lundquist when it comes to sucking SEC dicks.

#3308
Just now, ztejas said:

Kern couldn't punt 50 yards on an empty field.

He can if he's 49 yards from their endzone.

#3310
Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I'm fairness, we just graduated in June 

 Maybe you were being literal and my brain is going full dumbass. Probably the latter

 

OK I meant AVERAGE high school level punter.

#3311
1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

We need a spark….wonder what we could do to find one. 

Knock the fuck out of that QB

#3315

Why even bother playing? Just have the defense not move. And the offense not snap the ball for the remainder of the time. This is completely fucking rigged.

#3316
You can feel they have all the momentum with their god damn backup
 
We need an earth shattering sack to get mo back
They will just call roughing the passer or offsides if we do
#3317

The run game is not looking so great when you have UGA's DLine. The second half script from the last two games is not going to work. 

#3319
17 minutes ago, F250 said:

I have kids in college and one in middle school and those Dr Pepper kids looked more middle school than college. But I admit I am pretty old.

 

I too am also old. I get called sir and unk a lot. Lol. Everyone looks like kids to me.

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#3322
3 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Missed roughing the passer

Oh they didn't miss it. No intention of calling it. Payback for water bottles? 

#3324
Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Does Danny White have any eligibility left?

His team already won today

#3325
1 minute ago, Bodowned said:

Sark called ballgame with that cowardly 2nd & 13 run. You are averaging 9 yards a dropback and doing diddly-fuck on the ground, bozo.

I thought we were screaming to run the ball. I can't keep up.

#3326
6 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

Bunch of D coordinators up in here, I see. 

Excuse me sir, but not only have I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express before, I also have many boxes of Cracker Jacks under my belt ...

#3327
Just now, TexArcher said:

That roughing was like 4 levels worse than what they called on us earlier.

This is fucking asinine.

It's beyond head scratching at how anyone with eyes can't see a fix is in. This is absurd

 

#3329
2 minutes ago, Bodowned said:

Sark called ballgame with that cowardly 2nd & 13 run. You are averaging 9 yards a dropback and doing diddly-fuck on the ground, bozo.

The sideways run made it worse. 2nd and long you can pop runs up the middle sometimes. 

#3330
Just now, Zepol87 said:

You were being a whiny bitch since kickoff

Drew’s been a whiny bitch since birth. Too bad the rain didn’t knock out the tv reception in his trailer. 

#3333
Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

I legit don't know why you watch these games.

To be this miserable is actually insane. 

Think he’s just an Aggie weirdo tbh

#3334

16 runs for 38 yards for our RBs and we averaged less than 2 YPC in the first matchup. Stop running the ball. Your interior guys are getting their asses whipped.

#3336
Just now, TexArcher said:

That roughing was like 4 levels worse than what they called on us earlier.

This is fucking asinine.

it's rig job to protect Ga's seed.  Bonus is Texas doesn't win SEC.

#3337
Just now, Zepol87 said:

You were being a whiny bitch since kickoff

The fuck I was. But cool.  Guess I was wrong with them scoring a total of 6 god damn points in the first half. 
 

maybe you clowns should wake the fuck up and realize this team has issues. Especially offensively. Sark. qb. Penalties. 

#3340
Know what?  Texas will take your no-calls and bs calls and win anyway.  

Fuck that. Start spearing the officials.
#3344
2 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

God dn., we are a penalty machine. By the end of the game we'll have 15-265

Only because these penalties are being called with prejudice.

#3346
1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I legit don't know why you watch these games.

To be this miserable is actually insane. 

Not just being miserable but spreading it joyfully like syphilis.

#3347
Just now, hookem48 said:

I thought we were screaming to run the ball. I can't keep up.

Run up the field. With blocking.

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