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2024 SEC Championship Game: Texas vs. Georgia - 3pm on ABC

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4 minutes ago, n64ra said:

We're winning the first round of the CFP.

Great! Then what?

Just now, USNALonghorn said:

QE makes me miss Sam Ehlinger

Sam was so much better. He would have killed it in this offense. 

10 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Why is our offense so bad?!? Not just this week, every week since Michigan this offense has sucked. We cant throw, we can’t catch, we only block if we’re not playing Georgia, like is crazy how bad this offense is 

No clue

Who touches the ball every play and makes all the presnap decisions and all the post snap decisions?

Just now, Brandywine said:

Great! Then what?

Then lose to Georgia again. 

1 minute ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

You could've put prime Earl Campbell back there tonight. There was no where to go. 

Yeah they were daring us to have Quinn drop back and make a read and throw. 
Not a good sign for a QB

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2 minutes ago, immamac said:

@UTEX_ME

Fatwa activated.

Good luck. 

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33 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Yall ready to lose at DKR to ASU? Playoffs are a fucking joke.. woof woof woof! Go GA!

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19 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

We would whip Bama's ass. Not worried. 

I'm not assuming anything. Our offense is flat out not ready for championship level competition. They showed that against Arkansas, Kentucky, aggy, then again tonight down the stretch. 

A lot of it is Quinn but not just Quinn. Yeah, our offensive line could bully those other teams in the 2nd half and hold on to wins, but no offensive line in the country is bullying a Georgia defensive line that has stacked nothing but high level defensive linemen for 5+ years now. We are rightfully jacked to pull Justus Terry out of that state, but they've been pulling dudes like that from their state every year. Our line did well considering no Banks and QB was a statue that couldn't move the pocket. 

Golden had a good game but had one get to his chest and hands in the end zone and hit the ground. The DB was right there and made it difficult, but championship teams make that play. 

Quinn is too immobile. Can't roll the pocket at all. Can't punish defenses with his feet for playing man, too often panics and wings the ball out off his back foot into coverage. We can't win a title with that. Sark has to see that. 

Quinn isn't the only reason we lost, but we need him to be a huge reason we win. And he just hasn't been that since Michigan other than the blowout over Florida. 

16 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Unless we play Army or some bottom rung we are prob one and done as well. Bama will fuck us up if we draw them 

Lol ok 

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

@UTEX_ME

Fatwa activated.

Good luck. 

He’s got almost 4,800 rep points. It’ll take @PenelopeWitherspoon 1 month to do it. 

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26 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

We would whip Bama's ass. Not worried. 

Yeah no we wouldn’t lol 

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

As someone who doesn't post or read during games, what happened?

He's a troll.

Celebrates Texas losing and shuts up when we're winning.

Just now, Pam Cummings said:

Ive been around for some bullshit non wins. This is up there.

We did our absolute best to lose this in a variety of different ways. It was actually kind of amazing we made it to OT. For starters, the game should have ended on a Jahdae Barron INT return for a TD in regulation.

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

He’s got almost 4,800 rep points. It’ll take @PenelopeWitherspoon 1 month to do it. 

From what I have no idea.

Cloak room?

Dude is a huge troll on the football game threads.

Here'sy question - 

Is it Sark's play calling or is it Quinn making the stupid amd/or good plays. That's what I want to know. Who's actually.to blame and who's actually.the issue?

We can all blame Quinm/Sark, but the reality is we don't know whom to lay the blame on. 

Maybe it's Quinn and next season Arch will ball out (I assume this will happen, just because we've seen him do it. He'll have his up and downs, but he's got higher football intelligence than Quinn(. 

Sark won't throw Quinn under the bus because he's an accountability kind of guy, which I do admire, but, something has.to give. Obviously Quinn is limited, ankle or not, and I understand he doesn't want to sit him for the sake of the team, but he has to adopt the killer instinct that Saban has where whatever it takes.to win he'll try. Hurt feelings or not. His job is to win and win big, not coddle players. You can have a great culture and still have a great team while making the best decision for your team in any given day.

24 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

@safe sex @That Guy

You both realize I'm talking about myself, right?

Still waiting to on utah nudes you fuck

I presume this was already covered up-thread, but lack of situational awareness on the fake punt was also really bad.  Banks is a jackass and a personal embarrassment to the program.  Also CDC's "gay cowboy dad" costume needs a rest until this team wins a meaningful game.

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21 minutes ago, Nivek said:

If he blocked, it was going to get called a block in the back and would have hurt Texas more.   Did you not watch the fucking game?

 

 

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I've seen games like this too many times. We needed 2 or 3 things to go right and we win, we needed 20 things to go wrong and we lose. Tonight the 20 things happened. I ducking fucking hate that sometimes the football gods just say nope, not today. I'm usually past getting really upset about losing. This one pissed me off. 

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14 minutes ago, naija said:

nah, we will still care. 

If you’re a retard, sure

1 minute ago, That Guy said:

Still waiting to on utah nudes you fuck

I already posted what I had 

I.cam try and dig deeper, but it'll take a lot more time

And the others I have I can't say if they're utah or not 

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5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Sam was so much better. He would have killed it in this offense. 

Sam's aggressiveness alone would have made the difference in the two GA games.

Probably would've trucked a couple of Georgia DBs as well.

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Refs fucked us like a virgin on prom night. 

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Carrie!  Lulz.

6 minutes ago, mdmost said:
8 minutes ago, immamac said:

@UTEX_ME

Fatwa activated.

Good luck. 

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Texas offense and kicking game: 

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23 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I think we will be the 6 seed. Why wouldn’t ND be the 5?

The committee already said no one playing a CCG is in danger of falling behind a non-participant

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Yeah no we wouldn’t lol 

Alright this is your third or fourth post being a pussy about our next game. Stop. Walk away from Surly for a little bit and take a deep breath

We are ripping on the Georgia backup QB, but 95% of the time a QB would fumble that ball after a hit like that at the 5 yard line. 
 

of course GA would have recovered it any way knowing our luck. (or SEC booth would have ruled it targeting if we had recovered it)

Good news is we have a playoff game at home. Bad news is that we’re gonna get eliminated in our own crib. 

I will never again say this.

1st half was set.

Anyone with any game saw it in Q1.

I accept it 

Bert still shoulda aimed inside right. He misses left except for one push (last week?)

 

Just now, Noozak said:

Alright this is your third or fourth post being a pussy about our next game. Stop. Walk away from Surly for a little bit and take a deep breath

So you think we would whip bamas ass? After what you saw tonight or the last 3 weeks. 1 TD in a game and a half and you’re saying we would whip bamas ass? 

We need to come to a realization or maybe it’s just me that our offense is above average 

Above average offenses can score in the second half of games.
1 minute ago, yoladu said:

We are ripping on the Georgia backup QB, but 95% of the time a QB would fumble that ball after a hit like that at the 5 yard line. 
 

of course GA would have recovered it any way knowing our luck. (or SEC booth would have ruled it targeting if we had recovered it)

Texas is 0/100 when facing an in game swap to backup QB. 

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

So you think we would whip bamas ass? After what you saw tonight or the last 3 weeks. 1 TD in a game and a half and you’re saying we would whip bamas ass? 

Pvt Vagina:

 

 

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I've seen games like this too many times. We needed 2 or 3 things to go right and we win, we needed 20 things to go wrong and we lose. Tonight the 20 things happened. I ducking fucking hate that sometimes the football gods just say nope, not today. I'm usually past getting really upset about losing. This one pissed me off. 

It's a shame the offense and special teams let our defense down tonight. It's also a shame the refs aren't more evenhanded. I don't expect perfection from them, but they were blind to Georgia holding and PI for the majority of the game and then made a few token calls at the end. The roughing passer call was absolute BS too.

Having said that, we had some legit penalties that were absolutely boneheaded stupidity and I think those alone were some of the 2 to 3 things that could have made the difference.

21 minutes ago, LonghornJudas said:

No one will care about this game, if we go out and win it all, so let's just do that.

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13 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

Great! Then what?

then we play the second round.

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