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2024 SEC Championship Game: Texas vs. Georgia - 3pm on ABC

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Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Come on, man. This ain't TexAgs 

I'm again confused by your post> What exactly are you arguing for or against?

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Just now, Longhornlove said:

I'm again confused by your post> What exactly are you arguing for or against?


you can type out “shit”

2 minutes ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

It's ok to admit they're just not an elite unit. Really good against most, but this Joe Moore talk, nah. You can't have two stinkers against the same opponent like that and be the "best" OL in college football.

Texas OL vs Georgia: 

55 carries 60 yards

13 sacks allowed

I'm a bit annoyed our guys didn't take that personal. Now, they can just call em "daddy." Cause GA's front clapped them cheeks. 

I'm pretty sure I admitted that with the post. Doesn't mean I like it.

Just now, Longhornlove said:

I'm again confused by your post> What exactly are you arguing for or against?

The word "chit". They say that all the time on TexAgs because cursing is the debils language 

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

The word "chit". They say that all the time on TexAgs because cursing is the debils language 

Ah, not familiar with those fucktard slang.

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


you can type out “shit”

My bad, drunk, didn't catch that.

3 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Mentioned this play earlier ...Guiilbeau too busy celebrating to even attempt a block on the TE


Watching the replay over and over and over I'm not sure that he even saw him.

1 minute ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


Watching the replay over and over and over I'm not sure that he even saw him.

Yea the thing he needed to do was slow down and if he does he is in the way as Barron is still trying to accelerate 

I guess I’m just biased. But I still leave that game thinking Texas is the better team. UGA didn’t win. We found new, creative ways to lose.

3 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

I'm pretty sure I admitted that with the post. Doesn't mean I like it.

For sure. It makes me legitimately mad. When you can't establish yourself in the trenches, it's next to impossible to win a championship. It's upsetting that Texas can't at least be competitive running the ball vs Georgia. It's not like we're asking for the 90s Cowboys OL.

Hell, if we even just rushed for a modest 130 yards today we're all drinking bourbon and smoking cigars right now. Thirty fuckin one yards makes me want to call them pussies. 

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Yea the thing he needed to do was slow down and if he does he is in the way as Barron is still trying to accelerate 


It happened very quickly, like boom boom boom.

15 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

Maybe, but the jumbo screen at the game didn’t lie. A ton of holding by Georgia wasn’t called. Stinkey didn’t like CDC giving him the middle finger about the bottle throwing. 

Come on man. Terrible take.

1 minute ago, ATXhorn17 said:

I guess I’m just biased. But I still leave that game thinking Texas is the better team. UGA didn’t win. We found new, creative ways to lose.

Don't be like Matt Leinart. Take the offense out of it. Our defense broke in OT on some really basic plays.

5 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Ah, not familiar with those fucktard slang.

Neither am I, but other sites I post on censor, so typing "chit" is a habit. I would think it hardly worth commenting about though.

6 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

I guess I’m just biased. But I still leave that game thinking Texas is the better team. UGA didn’t win. We found new, creative ways to lose.

Kind of like Washington last year, at some point you have to give the team that keeps winning the big games credit. 

UGA has played 5 games against playoff, or last team out, playoff teams this year. They won all of them but one, which was on the road and featured them coming down from a massive 28 point deficit to see a win erased at the end by a freak individual play. 

Georgia always plays with their food, even when they were on their massive regular season winning streak they frequently played down to their competition and would need all four quarters to pull away and win. 

But in some ways they are the opposite of Ohio State. When the chips are on the table (and Nick Saban isn't on the other sideline), it seems to be stupid to bet against Smart's Georgia squads. 

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Just now, sith_horn said:

Neither am I, but other sites I post on censor, so typing "chit" is a habit. I would think it hardly worth commenting about though.

Like I said, I missed it. I'm drunk, should have went and mounted my wife when I had the chance. I'm the dumbass for hanging out with you dumbfucks.

All this hand winging, but no one in the playoff worries me. Get back up, beat a couple of jag teams. Georgia night not even be there waiting at the end. And even if they are, I like our chances.

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Gilbeau is, uh, kinda bad for a junior. I'm afraid he's treading into Jerrim Thompson territory. 

Hes average. No more

7 minutes ago, TornACL said:

All this hand winging, but no one in the playoff worries me. Get back up, beat a couple of jag teams. Georgia night not even be there waiting at the end. And even if they are, I like our chances.

Everybody in the playoff worries me cause we just decide not to play the 3rd quarter every single week.  

4 hours ago, Zeus said:

No clue

Who touches the ball every play and makes all the presnap decisions and all the post snap decisions?

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I haven't been this pissed about a game since the 2001 Texas-OU game.

We're still in the playoffs, though, so that's nice.

7 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

Everybody in the playoff worries me cause we just decide not to play the 3rd quarter every single week.  

Bro if Clemson or Arizona State keeps you up at night, so be it. Fact is, we haven't been in actual danger of losing a game all season except for against the Dawgs. 

43 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

 

Unless I'm misunderstood, pretty sure you can fuck off either way.

You’re mad someone didn’t watch the game?

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

You’re mad someone didn’t watch the game?

Nah, they don't need to come in here and show how cunty they are though.

4 hours ago, 4th and 5 said:

 

 

Good god. They are going to roll the fuck out of him tomorrow. 

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Since Quinn has returned from injury against OU here is how much we have scored in the second half of those 8 games. 

10 (OU) + 10 margin

15 (Georgia) + 8 margin

6 (Vanderbilt) -8 margin

14 (Florida) -3 margin

10 (Arkansas) 0 margin

7 (Kentucky) 0 margin 

0 (A&M) -7 margin

10 (Georgia in SEC champ) -3 margin

8-game average = 9 points scored per second half 

Our number 1, generationally elite defense gave up 61 (Quinn gave up the other 14 himself) = 7.625 points allowed per second half

So including the points Quinn spotted opponents, we are at a net negative mark for second half scoring down the most meaningful stretch of football on this year's schedule. 

Net second half margin last 8 games = -3 

This is unreal.

That is putrid. If we were Iowa, playing ball control, field position and dominate with defense game plans that would still be bad. 

But we don't have a punter, a kicker or a quarterback that allows us to play that style of game on purpose and gain a meaningful edge. 

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9 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Bro if Clemson or Arizona State keeps you up at night, so be it. Fact is, we haven't been in actual danger of losing a game all season except for against the Dawgs. 

Our QB is going to turn the ball over at least two times a game. Rain or shine. It’s just hard to see 4-0 under those circumstances. I would love to see it though. 

8 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Bro if Clemson or Arizona State keeps you up at night, so be it. Fact is, we haven't been in actual danger of losing a game all season except for against the Dawgs. 

Ok. 

We have been one more random screwup away from losing a handful of games in the last 6. 

Yes, the only team with the ability to make us pay for our ineptitude on offense right now has been Georgia, but can we help our defense out by not making every freaking possession in the final 15 minutes do or die for once. 

31 minutes ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

Don't be like Matt Leinart. Take the offense out of it. Our defense broke in OT on some really basic plays.

They lost to a one armed bandit at QB... that's subpar.

Of course, the Sarks offensive play calling was also subpar in OT and the offense matched the other 2.

In all, a good team effort. 

Just now, TheYoungHorn said:

Ok. 

We have been one more random screwup away from losing a handful of games in the last 6. 

Yes, the only team with the ability to make us pay for our ineptitude on offense right now has been Georgia, but can we help our defense out by not making every freaking possession in the final 15 minutes do or die for once. 

Hell, if Guillbeau isn't dogging it celebrating someone else's play, and we Jahdae houses that one and we win today, does it change the fact that we still have a crippling inability to get into the end zone right now. 

6 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Nah, they don't need to come in here and show how cunty they are though.

Weird.

3 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

Our QB is going to turn the ball over at least two times a game. Rain or shine. It’s just hard to see 4-0 under those circumstances. I would love to see it though. 

Turn over margin is a massive tell on victory in any playoff. Hell, any game but even moreso at the higher competition levels.

Turnover margins and penalties.

They kill a LOT of championship hopes.

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5 minutes ago, TheYoungHorn said:

Since Quinn has returned from injury against OU here is how much we have scored in the second half of those 8 games. 

10 (OU)

15 (Georgia)

6 (Vanderbilt)

14 (Florida)

10 (Arkansas)

7 (Kentucky) 

0 (A&M) 

10 (Georgia in SEC champ)

8-game average = 9 points per second half 

That is putrid. If we were Iowa, playing ball control, field position and dominate with defense game plans that would still be bad. 

But we don't have a punter, a kicker or a quarterback that allows us to play that style of game on purpose and gain a meaningful edge. 

We beat all but one of those teams, so. 

This discussion is fine, but if I were y’all, I’d try to find out who invented that magic force field shield that prevents any of the fucking fumbles from being recovered byTexas.

That was back breaking.

Is Texas in the College Football Playoff?

Texas will receive an at-large berth to the College Football Playoff. The Longhorns are 11-2 and were ranked No. 2 by the CFP selection committee on Tuesday. The top five conference champions receive bids, and there are seven at-large bids remaining for the first 12-team playoff.

Texas will likely be seeded in the Nos. 5-7 range on Selection Sunday, meaning they will host a first-round game either on Dec. 20 or Dec, 21.

Texas seeding scenarios

If No. 1 Oregon wins the Big Ten championship, Texas will likely be the No. 5 seed, behind the four conference champions and ahead of Notre Dame and Penn State. There is a chance Notre Dame could jump Texas, but it is more likely after an overtime loss to Georgia, Texas will still be ahead of a Notre Dame team that did not face many ranked opponents.

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

We beat all but one of those teams, so. 

Only one of those is a playoff team. They beat us twice. 

3 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

Only one of those is a playoff team. They beat us twice. 

Cool. Most of the playoff teams are pretty bad.

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Cool. Most of the playoff teams are pretty bad.

Every complaint we have about quinn vs Georgia will bite us in the ass come playoffs.....but go ahead and continue that huehuehue we won

7 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

We beat all but one of those teams, so. 

To pretend that the forces at play today in this loss, and possible forces that will end our championship hopes in the playoffs won't reflect the struggles we have had the last 8 games is naive at best. 

I am trying to say we have a championship winning defense. It has continued to be amazing, even as we have ratcheted up the pressure on them with unnecessary game-defining possessions, but even in spite of that we are running a scoring DEFICIT in the second half in the last 8 games we have played. 

Our defense is giving up an unheard of 7.625 points per half on average in those games.  

Quinn himself is giving up 1.75 points per game in second halves. 

10 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Is Texas in the College Football Playoff?

Texas will receive an at-large berth to the College Football Playoff. The Longhorns are 11-2 and were ranked No. 2 by the CFP selection committee on Tuesday. The top five conference champions receive bids, and there are seven at-large bids remaining for the first 12-team playoff.

Texas will likely be seeded in the Nos. 5-7 range on Selection Sunday, meaning they will host a first-round game either on Dec. 20 or Dec, 21.

Texas seeding scenarios

If No. 1 Oregon wins the Big Ten championship, Texas will likely be the No. 5 seed, behind the four conference champions and ahead of Notre Dame and Penn State. There is a chance Notre Dame could jump Texas, but it is more likely after an overtime loss to Georgia, Texas will still be ahead of a Notre Dame team that did not face many ranked opponents.

5 seed is a great consolation!

8 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Cool. Most of the playoff teams are pretty bad.

You say that like 2/3 of our team hasn’t been struggling for months. Any front that can run down a screen consistently can take us four quarters. 

15 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Is Texas in the College Football Playoff?

Texas will receive an at-large berth to the College Football Playoff. The Longhorns are 11-2 and were ranked No. 2 by the CFP selection committee on Tuesday. The top five conference champions receive bids, and there are seven at-large bids remaining for the first 12-team playoff.

Texas will likely be seeded in the Nos. 5-7 range on Selection Sunday, meaning they will host a first-round game either on Dec. 20 or Dec, 21.

Texas seeding scenarios

If No. 1 Oregon wins the Big Ten championship, Texas will likely be the No. 5 seed, behind the four conference champions and ahead of Notre Dame and Penn State. There is a chance Notre Dame could jump Texas, but it is more likely after an overtime loss to Georgia, Texas will still be ahead of a Notre Dame team that did not face many ranked opponents.

Notre Dame's ranked win is fucking Army.

At some point, the committee just has to say Texas is #5….period and work down. 

2 hours ago, wood said:

Wut, lol? We lost because of any combination of missed FGs, not even looking to block on what shoulda been a pick 6, not recovering a fumble, not protecting the QB, not running the ball, dropped pass, bad offensive play calling, stupid penalties (one of which negated a FG btw), not reacting to a fake punt right after their punter gets hurt,  etc, etc.

You can't put it all on the FG team with all that other shit happening.

thats what I meant. if we hit the 2 miss field goals we win. if we are better at everything you said, we blow them out. 

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