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My eyes may start to bleed if somehow clemPson wears the purple jerseys for the game with the matching-purple or bright-orange pants.  Lulz.

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My eyes may start to bleed if somehow clemPson wears the purple jerseys for the game with the matching-purple or bright-orange pants.  Lulz.
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Wouldn’t that be a home uni for them?
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1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Not Texas/Clemson related but the social media back and forth between Tennessee and Ohio State fans is….fascinating. 

Tennessee fans claiming they are going to take over the shoe.

 

I hope they bring their flag.

1 minute ago, thunderlounge said:

 

I hope they bring their flag.

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34 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


Wouldn’t that be a home uni for them?

No idea.

All this CFP tournament junk is completely new.

I guess it's a third jersey, so who knows if the networks want color-on-color for CFP games like USC-UCRA do now?

(ucla is intentionally misspelled if you remember the joke) Lulz.

All purple vs burnt orange tops on the field will be a ridiculously ugly mix

Weird nobody apparently read the Georgia blueprint 2 months ago and now everyone is going to beat us with it

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Weird nobody apparently read the Georgia blueprint 2 months ago and now everyone is going to beat us with it

It is just so simple and easy to replicate, and yet Vandy, Florida, arky, Kentucky and aggy were too stupid to use it and lost to us

2 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:


Why would you post that when that article was what I was replying to already?

 

Try harder. 

just read this page and you replied to.

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

Not Texas/Clemson related but the social media back and forth between Tennessee and Ohio State fans is….fascinating. 

Tennessee fans claiming they are going to take over the shoe.

21 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Weird nobody apparently read the Georgia blueprint 2 months ago and now everyone is going to beat us with it

How hard could it be to recruit and train 4 NFL DL in the next few weeks?

4 minutes ago, JBJ said:

How hard could it be to recruit and train 4 NFL DL in the next few weeks?

dont forget the LBs. You just need 3-4 that can run a 4.5 at 250. (had to add that. I have become a huge Smael Mondon fan. That guy is so good. Plays run and pass at elite levels. Makes no all-conference teams, because he is just ILB. Doesnt make the splash plays and rushing the QB)

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2 hours ago, BachelorTrek said:

No idea.

All this CFP tournament junk is completely new.

I guess it's a third jersey, so who knows if the networks want color-on-color for CFP games like USC-UCRA do now?

(ucla is intentionally misspelled if you remember the joke) Lulz.

I think we should both wear purple.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I think we should both wear purple.

Capes or no?

Just now, Js1 said:

Capes or no?

Only for team captains.

11 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Capes or no?

Capes, but no spats.

 

Nor ascots.

Will Dabo be rocking those camo pants and the "blue steel" expression on his face?  

53 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Makes no all-conference teams, because he is just ILB.

That or because he only played in four conference games.

8 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Apparently there is some (probably SECSECSEC) rule against throwing water bottles onto the field.

But... is there any rule against throwing water bottles at other folks in the stands - you know, like people playing musical instruments?

Fair enough but what Clemson does amounts to using artificial noise to subvert the QB’s signals, which IS against SEC rules, a la Miss State’s infernal cowbells.

2 hours ago, JBJ said:

How hard could it be to recruit and train 4 NFL DL in the next few weeks?

Clemson has 2 that should go in the first round when eligible. Capehart will be drafted middle rounds. The other DE is trash 

2 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Capes, but no spats.

 

Nor ascots.

But spurs, right?

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1 hour ago, Richter said:

Will Dabo be rocking those camo pants and the "blue steel" expression on his face?  

 

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1 hour ago, Bama Llama said:

Fair enough but what Clemson does amounts to using artificial noise to subvert the QB’s signals, which IS against SEC rules, a la Miss State’s infernal cowbells.

On the other hand, Clemson isn't in SEC yet, so there's that. 

Additionally, while it might be against NC2A rules, I'm under the impression that CFP is not all that closely tied to NC2A... it kinda depends on where in whatever rulebook such a prohibition might be located, and whether CFP adhered to that particular book.

1 hour ago, jTower said:

But spurs, right?

I'd think that would be legal, depending on the size and sharpness of your rowels.

On 12/10/2024 at 11:48 AM, Hank Kingsley said:

Sark has two weeks to re-develop a red zone offense. We won't make it far in the playoffs, let alone possibly out of the Clemson game, without serious improvement. Can't lean so hard on the defense or Bert Auburn. 

Whether that's better play calling, adding an Arch package, or something else, he needs to get it figured out fast. 

 

Not really sure we've had a decent RZ offense under Quinn.  We have been able to run better with some other backs.

I have a better idea, let's just fucking score from outside the 25.  No red zone, no problem.

5 hours ago, Codaxx said:

just read this page and you replied to.


My bad, I was thinking of another thread I’d just read. 

8 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

fucking sam acho just picked dabo over us

the fuck

Putting the nonsense about our schedule strength aside and playing devils advocate..

 

Sark has one win against a good team good coach combo on his Texas resume and has yet to win a bowl as Texas head coach. 

Dabo has skins on the wall, is a good coach and his coaching should not be underestimated. 

Until we show the world we can win this kind of shit I'm not surprised we have doubters..

 

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Clemson boards are pretty much implying that Mafah needs shoulder surgery but he's going to continue to play through it. 

I haven't seen an update on the Haynes injury but it looked serious in the ACC championship game. We need to sell out on Klubnik in the run game. 

i'm now past the point of bitching about quinn or sideshow

it's up to sark to unfuck the offense

whatever he chooses to do, who he chooses to play, it comes down to him

acho just picked clemson all the way through to the semis over georgia

this means clemson beating us, asu, oregon, then reversing a 34-3 result in the very same building as opening day

fucking sam acho just picked dabo over us
the fuck

And he picked Clemson to win it all.

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20 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

Putting the nonsense about our schedule strength aside and playing devils advocate..

 

Sark has one win against a good team good coach combo on his Texas resume and has yet to win a bowl as Texas head coach. 

Dabo has skins on the wall, is a good coach and his coaching should not be underestimated. 

Until we show the world we can win this kind of shit I'm not surprised we have doubters..

 

The nonsense is judging teams based on previous years.

This Clemson team is nowhere near the type teams that put "skins on the wall" and those Washington teams Sark lost to in a bowl were both much better than this Clemson team. 

I feel like this is why you have idiots like Acho making these predictions. It's 100% based on past seasons when Clemson is completely different from 3 years ago. 

I just watched all of Clemson’s offensive plays against South Carolina. A few things stuck out 

1) We are going to see QB draw a bunch, especially after what we put on film the second half against Georgia. Klubnik scored on it once and he also scored a second TD on a busted RPO that he just took right up the middle.

2) They pull guards on about 90% of their run plays. Their OL looked pretty meh.

2) It felt like all of their pass plays were either 6 yard curl routes to a slot receiver/flexed out TE or vertical sideline shots

South Carolina has a good defense but they also got too pressure happy at times and that is when Clemson seemed to burn them.

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I mean I’m not surprised anyone is picking Clemson, I mean we haven’t been exactly playing like world beaters offensive or special teams wise. And Sark didn’t have his best day last time Texas took the field. 
 

at this point we just have to prove it and until other wise Sark hasn’t won a bowl or playoff game 

 

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33 minutes ago, D3zii said:

I mean I’m not surprised anyone is picking Clemson, I mean we haven’t been exactly playing like world beaters offensive or special teams wise. And Sark didn’t have his best day last time Texas took the field. 
 

at this point we just have to prove it and until other wise Sark hasn’t won a bowl or playoff game 

 

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Also, the last time we played a complete game was against Florida. I think we win, but it’s far from a sure thing. 

7 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

1) We are going to see QB draw a bunch, especially after what we put on film the second half against Georgia. Klubnik scored on it once and he also scored a second TD on a busted RPO that he just took right up the middle.

Yep this is a big one to look at. The hope from the Texas side is that Texas wasn't prepared because Beck is not a frequent QB draw runner. We should be prepared for it this time is the hope.

18 hours ago, BachelorTrek said:

My eyes may start to bleed if somehow clemPson wears the purple jerseys for the game with the matching-purple or bright-orange pants.  Lulz.

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Sheesh, when are these pictures from, 2010?

We need to make a sacrifice to the football Gods so that any of those fucking strip tackle balls bounce our way.
Also, the linemen need to be thumped in the testicles every time they negate a play with a dumb fuck penalty. Where is the team leadership?
Auburn needs to kick 100 field goals a day. And Pole commander needs to close those thighs until the fucking special teams makes a return inside the other 30. 

17 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Yep this is a big one to look at. The hope from the Texas side is that Texas wasn't prepared because Beck is not a frequent QB draw runner. We should be prepared for it this time is the hope.

That was very strange. Its not like they did not prepare for that vs A&M. I am still aggravated about the 3rd down in OT. Complete lack lack of situational awareness.

Sounds very similar to volleyball/WBB/baseball/softball

Yes it’s a “home game” but there’s some neutrality to it 

 

2 hours ago, Codaxx said:

That was very strange. Its not like they did not prepare for that vs A&M. I am still aggravated about the 3rd down in OT. Complete lack lack of situational awareness.

and arkansas. and ou. we have been excellent against running qbs all year when we knew it was coming.

 

16 hours ago, Bama Llama said:

Fair enough but what Clemson does amounts to using artificial noise to subvert the QB’s signals, which IS against SEC rules, a la Miss State’s infernal cowbells.

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12 hours ago, BurgleBro said:

Putting the nonsense about our schedule strength aside and playing devils advocate..

 

Sark has one win against a good team good coach combo on his Texas resume and has yet to win a bowl as Texas head coach. 

Dabo has skins on the wall, is a good coach and his coaching should not be underestimated. 

Until we show the world we can win this kind of shit I'm not surprised we have doubters..

 

it's not devil's advocate to point these things out. they are all true and they are things that need to be acknowledged and then discarded and completely irrelevant going forward.

my bigger chicken little thought is that we really need to go out and win this game emphatically because it is a big game at home. no one has really talked about it much but we need to exorcise some serious fucking demons when it comes to big time home games right now. pretty much every one with big time national hype leading up to it since the 2016 notre dame game has been shitty.

2024 big home games: georgia (loss).

2023: no big home games.

2022 big home games: bama (loss), tcu (loss).

2021: no big home games.

2020: not really but maybe, maybe isu (loss).

2019: lsu (loss).

2018: west virginia (loss). i suppose you could maybe argue the usc game in 18 had a bit of hype but we had opened the season with a loss to fucking maryland so. it did jumpstart the one semi decent year we had in the 2010s.

2017: no big games but herman's big premier was a fucking loss to shitass maryland in the home opener.

throw that on top of the fact that sark has had absolutely no postseason success at texas to date, anyone that just assumes that texas rolls this game against a 10 win conference champion that has been in the playoff seven times is silly.

but we should win.

36 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Sounds very similar to volleyball/WBB/baseball/softball

Yes it’s a “home game” but there’s some neutrality to it 

 

Intro videos for visitors is an idea, that's for sure. Signing them up to get booed loudly.

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