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1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

3rd string RB scares this board to death 

Nah I only get scared when the 2nd string QB comes in...

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15 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Taafe is what Blake Gideon was supposed to be.

Pretty sure Gideon's only other offer was Rice. He was not supposed to be an All-American. 

9 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

The Achos have to be two of the most disappointing players to ever be at Texas both during their career here and after they left the 40 Acres

They sure do think they're smart, though.

You know we're back when even our white guys are All American. 

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The Achos have to be two of the most disappointing players to ever be at Texas both during their career here and after they left the 40 Acres

I thought this place liked Sam.
3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

This seems very positive.

 

 

IMO if he can't practice he shouldn't play....can't have a receiver going half ass on routes.

 


8D chess by Sark.

QE still hobbled. But has been using A DIFFERENT brace than he used on game day. 
So he’s technically not lying.

Gave us the ole switcharoo!

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16 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

The Achos have to be two of the most disappointing players to ever be at Texas both during their career here and after they left the 40 Acres

Both were really good players on the field.

Sam was a 4 star recruit.  1st team all Big 12 and second team All American.  21 career sacks, which puts him in our top ten.

Emmanuel was 1st and second team all big 12 (senior and junior).  Third team all american.

Both were really good players on the field for us.

4 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Both were really good players on the field.

Sam was a 4 star recruit.  1st team all Big 12 and second team All American.  21 career sacks, which puts him in our top ten.

Emmanuel was 1st and second team all big 12 (senior and junior).  Third team all american.

Both were really good players on the field for us.

It’s too bad they both turned into annoying cunts. 

4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

I could tell your mom practices attacking the ball last night.

Lance?

8 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

It’s too bad they both turned into annoying cunts. 

Agree with that on Manny (I think he is a grifter).  Has Sam been annoying outside of picking Clemson to beat us?

3 hours ago, Post Oak said:

You know we're back when even our white guys are All American. 

Ricky Churchman and John Hagy say Hello.

21 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

It’s too bad they both turned into annoying cunts. 

Yeah but they’re getting paid, so I respect the hustle. 

2 minutes ago, NoRagrets said:

Yeah but they’re getting paid, so I respect the hustle. 

Picking against Texas = clicks. 

Clicks = $$

All these CFB guys are just grifters. 

6 hours ago, txhorns said:

My son got a student ticket to the game but will have to drive 5 hours down to Austin Saturday morning and then drive back after the game Saturday.  I was thinking about going with him just so that he doesn't have to drive 10 hours in one day by himself.  I do not have a ticket and likely can't afford one.  If I go with him is there a good place to watch the game around the stadium?  Or at least close to campus/west campus?

I've done this exact thing, except a friend and I drove down to New Orleans for a 12 hour drive to watch VT vs Auburn in the Sugar Bowl and then drove back after the game. That next day was rough. 

Also, wow.  Just read this.

Come the fuck on, really? 

https://frontofficesports.com/how-cfp-home-games-shaking-up-college-campuses/

But while athletes won’t have issues accessing their dorms, UT’s campus housing told FOS in an email that it won’t be changing its housing and dining schedules for the Longhorns’ game on Dec. 21 and instead will close on-campus housing on Tuesday at the end of the semester. Martin said the athletic department isn’t worried about attendance for the game because there are so many Longhorns fans in the Austin area. 

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Also, wow.  Just read this.

Come the fuck on, really? 

https://frontofficesports.com/how-cfp-home-games-shaking-up-college-campuses/

But while athletes won’t have issues accessing their dorms, UT’s campus housing told FOS in an email that it won’t be changing its housing and dining schedules for the Longhorns’ game on Dec. 21 and instead will close on-campus housing on Tuesday at the end of the semester. Martin said the athletic department isn’t worried about attendance for the game because there are so many Longhorns fans in the Austin area. 

Wait, on campus housing closes over the winter break? Has that always been the case? I sure as hell stayed in Dobie over the break. 

Just now, Dahobbs said:

Wait, on campus housing closes over the winter break? Has that always been the case? I sure as hell stayed in Dobie over the break. 

The university dorms do.  Dobie was not owned by UT until 2021. 

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2 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Wait, on campus housing closes over the winter break? Has that always been the case? I sure as hell stayed in Dobie over the break. 

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4 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Wait, on campus housing closes over the winter break? Has that always been the case? I sure as hell stayed in Dobie over the break. 

My daughter’s on-campus dorm at Oregon closed for the break.

43 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Both were really good players on the field.

Sam was a 4 star recruit.  1st team all Big 12 and second team All American.  21 career sacks, which puts him in our top ten.

Emmanuel was 1st and second team all big 12 (senior and junior).  Third team all american.

Both were really good players on the field for us.

Agreed.  They peaked on the 40 acres and it's been all downhill since then.

Also, agree that Manny is fake and a grifter.  Terrible representative for a "Christian".

Still like Sam, but think he's a bonehead for his pick of Clemson on the National Title.

Just now, South Austin said:

My daughter’s on-campus dorm at Oregon closed for the break.

ND altered their finals schedule to finish on the 19th and dorms and dining halls stay open through the 22nd for students to go to the game

PSU moved graduation ceremonies to Sunday instead of Saturday and Indiana moved theirs to earlier in the day on Friday to students could make it to South Bend for the game

Certain residence halls at Ohio State will stay open, but not all 

11 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Wait, on campus housing closes over the winter break? Has that always been the case? I sure as hell stayed in Dobie over the break. 

Ah, a fellow Dobie habitant. Good times. But fuck that place forever. 

8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

The university dorms do.  Dobie was not owned by UT until 2021. 

You could make a special request for housing during winter break, think it cost extra 

11 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

You could make a special request for housing during winter break, think it cost extra 

Just further proof that CFB isn't about the students - god forbid the students can stay in the dorms until Sunday to go to the game or tailgate and be part of the first ever on-campus CFP game for Texas.

48 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Agree with that on Manny (I think he is a grifter).  Has Sam been annoying outside of picking Clemson to beat us?

I like Sam. Manny is the textbook definition of annoying little brother who can’t shut the fuck up. 

20 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Wait, on campus housing closes over the winter break? Has that always been the case? I sure as hell stayed in Dobie over the break. 

I lived in Jester but honestly don't remember.

151 is a helluva drug.

I'm sure they did. I think freshman year I drove the 90 minutes to go home. Probably...had to of...

Did I mention drinking is bad, mmmkay?

23 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

You could make a special request for housing during winter break, think it cost extra 

It does, and it's dumb 

9 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

I lived in Jester but honestly don't remember.

151 is a helluva drug.

I'm sure they did. I think freshman year I drove the 90 minutes to go home. Probably...had to of...

Did I mention drinking is bad, mmmkay?

Bro, Jester was such a shit hole when I lived there. I wonder if it's changed at all, or they'll keep making it into a Menace II Society ghetto?

Jester West 1040, holla.  We used to ride on top of the elevator car with a table & 4 chairs playing cards.

We weren't Rhodes Scholar material.

Jester east. 13 something.

I walked through there after a game last season. Things have, um, changed.

I remember having to clear out of my dorm room for a while during break in the 90's. You had to remove everything from the room.  It was fucking annoying.  I moved to an apartment after freshman year. 

Just now, RabidM said:

I remember having to clear out of my dorm room for a while during break in the 90's. You had to remove everything from the room.  It was fucking annoying.  I moved to an apartment after freshman year. 

Defrost the mini-fridge! 

57 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Just further proof that CFB isn't about the students - god forbid the students can stay in the dorms until Sunday to go to the game or tailgate and be part of the first ever on-campus CFP game for Texas.

This is literally the first football game played on campus during winter break.

3 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

Don't know who these goobers are but I like what they're saying so it must be correct. 

Yep

they are saying Clempson can’t stop the run and that will make playcalling really easy for Sark dawg. 

Jester East 8th floor 

we had a window that was cracked open a little at the corner so one of the few operable windows you could blow smoke out of

My girlfriend came into town she was still a HS senior, she walked down the narrow prison like hallway… she’s like where is all the cool fun people throwing footballs and partying? 

Then I showed her West Campus lol

this game depends on 1 thing and 1 thing only. how cute does sark try to get.  if hes hell bent on quinn turning his back to the defense 8-9 times this game we will lose.  

8 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

this game depends on 1 thing and 1 thing only. how cute does sark try to get.  if hes hell bent on quinn turning his back to the defense 8-9 times this game we will lose.  

Yeah gonna be mad when he runs the double screen, fake one way then spin and throw to a covered other RB. Then tries to run the double fake screen wheel off it. 
 

Sark absolutely shreds teams when we can get 5 yards a carry instead of -2. 

2 hours ago, Dahobbs said:

Wait, on campus housing closes over the winter break? Has that always been the case? I sure as hell stayed in Dobie over the break. 

 

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

The university dorms do.  Dobie was not owned by UT until 2021. 

Dobie was totally locked down for winter break in my era (76-80).

Jester West 13th floor.  Our year apparently set some damage record.  

Allegedly 

Jester West 13th floor.  Our year apparently set some damage record.  
Allegedly 

1983 same floor. Holla! Jesus what a shithole it was. Still made my son who is a junior there now stay there. Builds character.

I knew some guys who used their Jester sink as a spit cup. For the whole year. Without ever cleaning it or washing it or probably not ever even turning on the water. It was basically full of hardened dip spit grime at the end of the year. It was the grossest thing I’ve ever seen.

That had to be some kind of record.

Just now, tbone_ said:

I knew some guys who used their Jester sink as a spit cup. For the whole year. Without ever cleaning it or washing it or probably not ever even turning on the water. It was basically full of hardened dip spit grime at the end of the year. It was the grossest thing I’ve ever seen.

That had to be some kind of record.

I had a highly intelligent yet somewhat unwise buddy on my floor who ran a pot farm out of his closet.  It was impressive.  Maybe he was more wise than I gave him credit for, he made good pocket change, never got caught, and has worked for the IRS ever since.

4 hours ago, Dahobbs said:

Wait, on campus housing closes over the winter break? Has that always been the case? I sure as hell stayed in Dobie over the break. 

Yes. Dobie was nothing like on-campus dorms. 

4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Jester West 1040, holla.  We used to ride on top of the elevator car with a table & 4 chairs playing cards.

We weren't Rhodes Scholar material.

1418 and 1404 here. We used to hold the elevator door shut so no one else could get on since it made so many stops on the way down. Also used to throw all sorts of random things out the window to see what would happen when they hit the ground.

9 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

I knew some guys who used their Jester sink as a spit cup. For the whole year. Without ever cleaning it or washing it or probably not ever even turning on the water. It was basically full of hardened dip spit grime at the end of the year. It was the grossest thing I’ve ever seen.

That had to be some kind of record.

I know some guys who didn’t touch a boob all year even though they were at a UT dorm.

At least y’all’s dorms are still there. RIP Woo. 

29 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

At least y’all’s dorms are still there. RIP Woo. 

Woo looked like it was going to be condemned back then

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