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  • We didn’t win the sec in our first year. The zebras didn’t want us to. Burt Auburn didn’t want us to.  We had about 10 things go against us- any of which went down differently, and we’d have hoisted t

  • Greetings, my young friends. As promised, here an update on my night spent w/ some of our favorite Texas Longhorns! I was invited to cover a charity event. Raising Canes donated 100 bikes to th

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19 hours ago, Drifterwood said:


More touches for Wingo and Bolden to do something with I guess. Hopefully he can get back to being worth playing by the semis.

I would like to actually see Wingo get more passes. So far he's been limited and/or poorly thrown passes. We know he has the skill, but we need Quinn to actually find him and deliver. 

2 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


It worked the very first time Texas ran it two years ago. It was neat. Everyone beat off over sarks genius play design. It’s nearly gotten the qb and pass catcher killed after that.

Wisner scored a 50 yard TD on one against Florida about a month ago.

On 12/19/2024 at 5:36 PM, TreatyOak said:

Quite possibly! 

I deserved all the abuse yesterday for butchering a Longhorn player's name, but in my defense, I was about to devour three Birria tacos and a draft pint of peacemaker at Austin Beeerworks. 

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The new pizza truck at ABW is money. It’s as good as the course. 
 

21 hours ago, Gravy Train said:

Cot dam, give me some of whatever you're drinking, because I sorta lost interest after the SEC CCG.  There may have been 11 different ways to win that game, take home SEC hardware in the first year, and enjoy the easier path through to the CFP, but no, he lost to another pudgy dipshit in a visor.

UGA's path is cakewalk and one we should be enjoying.  Now, it'll be hilarious to see them bounced by ND, but our side of the bracket gets too spicy after ASU.  All that's left is to execute Shock & Awe from here on out, and I need some help with that motivation.

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2 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


He’s not. Sark is a stubborn fuck.

Like every other college coach. They didn’t reach the level they did with a bunch of knee jerk reactions and implementing whatever message board quick fix the fans want.

1 minute ago, Hookem2147 said:

Like every other college coach. They didn’t reach the level they did with a bunch of knee jerk reactions and implementing whatever message board quick fix the fans want.

Like starting Arch fucking Manning. 

1 minute ago, Hookem2147 said:

Like every other college coach. They didn’t reach the level they did with a bunch of knee jerk reactions and implementing whatever message board quick fix the fans want.

 

lol that's exactly how most of them coach.   

10 minutes ago, Droopy said:

The new pizza truck at ABW is money. It’s as good as the course. 

Shoot. I wanted to try it!!! Maybe this weekend. 

We better come out firing. I hope we see a fake punt or field goal, I’d rather go for it and live with the aggression compared to the last game. We always struggle with mobile QBs and hill hasn’t always been the best spy, hoping we can limit a huge run. 

8 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

We always struggle with mobile QBs and hill hasn’t always been the best spy, hoping we can limit a huge run. 

In past seasons, yes. This year we have shut down every mobile qb we have faced.  Maybe Pavia, but even he didn’t do all that much. 

My aunt reminded me this evening of a story about my grandfather, who was a prominent member of the NCAA infractions committee in the 80’s. (any pre-2000 UT law grads should know of him).

The committee had handed severe sanctions to Clemson, and my grandfather received in the mail a message adorned with Clemson paw logos, that said “If you ever set foot in South Carolina, you’re dead”. My aunt also mentioned the envelope or paper seemed to indicate it came from a lady. Ha!

 

Anyway, fuck Clemson.

What's a couple of quality YouTube videos to watch that'll break down us vs. them tomorrow?

2 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

What's a couple of quality YouTube videos to watch that'll break down us vs. them tomorrow?

3rd and Longhorn 

12 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

What's a couple of quality YouTube videos to watch that'll break down us vs. them tomorrow?

OTF usually has a matchup breakdown video and the football nerds puts out good stuff too. 
 

2 hours ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

We better come out firing. I hope we see a fake punt or field goal, I’d rather go for it and live with the aggression compared to the last game. We always struggle with mobile QBs and hill hasn’t always been the best spy, hoping we can limit a huge run. 

 No, we don’t.

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Our elves are ready for tomorrow 

 

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30 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Our elves are ready for tomorrow 

 

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7 hours ago, Js1 said:

Gamesmanship. He ain’t playing in the playoffs 

Smart is a lying piece of shit. Unethical shitbag. 

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6 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

Line moved to 13.5

It was -12 about 4 hours ago. Lots of money coming in on the good guys today.

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Look at that environment in South Bend tonight.. If you're in the area get your ass to campus tomorrow.  If you have tickets get your ass there and if your pussy hurts and you don't feel like going then give them to someone who will go. This is not the time for apathy motherfuckers. 

We need to kick the fucking shit out of Clemson and leave no fucking doubt. 

19 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Look at that environment in South Bend tonight.. If you're in the area get your ass to campus tomorrow.  If you have tickets get your ass there and if your pussy hurts and you don't feel like going then give them to someone who will go. This is not the time for apathy motherfuckers. 

We need to kick the fucking shit out of Clemson and leave no fucking doubt. 

Fanbase has been craving a huge home win from this team

i'm not happy

So Cal is having (get this) fog and so a shit ton of flights are cancelled including mine. so I don't get to go to the game.

fuck

:(

 

been good about not drinking for a while but I'm finishing a bottle of Chimay Grande Reserve right now

drunk posting imminent

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11 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

I will be there. What’s the weather going to be like?

bad for tigers

12 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

I will be there. What’s the weather going to be like?

hostile

12 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

I will be there. What’s the weather going to be like?

good weather for bottle throwing

12 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

I will be there. What’s the weather going to be like?

loud and gnarly

The same thing that happened tonight is happening tomorrow too. Teams like Clemson, SMU, and Indiana that beat up on garbage competition all season but got handled easily by the only decent teams they played are going to get exposed in the playoff. 

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25 minutes ago, Pancho said:

😀

 

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1 hour ago, Jersey Man10 said:

I will be there. What’s the weather going to be like?

It will have considerably fewer Rimbo beer farts than was originally planned

4 hours ago, Rimbo said:

i'm not happy

So Cal is having (get this) fog and so a shit ton of flights are cancelled including mine. so I don't get to go to the game.

fuck

:(

 

been good about not drinking for a while but I'm finishing a bottle of Chimay Grande Reserve right now

drunk posting imminent and eminent

FIFY

Lulz

4 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

I will be there. What’s the weather going to be like?

The Texas game is forecasted to be the only game NOT played in freezing (lower than 32°F) temperatures of the 4 1st Round CFP games (neuter-dumb already had their sub-32°F game last night).

AccuWeather predicts a sunny day for the Texas game today with a high temperature of 60°F.

Who wants a free parking pass to Manor? That’s the parking garage directly across from the stadium. DM me with contact name and email and I will send.

5 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Look at that environment in South Bend tonight.. If you're in the area get your ass to campus tomorrow.  If you have tickets get your ass there and if your pussy hurts and you don't feel like going then give them to someone who will go. This is not the time for apathy motherfuckers. 

We need to kick the fucking shit out of Clemson and leave no fucking doubt. 

Dude relax. Texas is going to piss on these guys. Sark and our roster with 2 weeks off at home is not something you want to run into.

6 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

 

Sark looks like he knows that we're about to drill a 3 meter asshole up Clemson's asshole and I don't blame him. 

57 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Sark looks like he knows that we're about to drill a 3 meter asshole up Clemson's asshole and I don't blame him. 

 

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Wake up, you magnificent bastards!

We've got a playoff game to win today.

 

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Wake up, you magnificent bastards!

We've got a playoff game to win today.

 

Lets fucking go!!!

C’mon Ewers, no low throws that get batted at the line and potentially picked. The first series for both teams in the domer game resulting in picks isn’t how I’d like Texas to begin, unless they’re the recips of the tip drill. Love the defense about to get after Cade. 

What I hope to see is Ewers healthy, and kicking ass!  What I am afraid I will see? Ewers performing adequately, and us not stretching to a two score lead with a sluggish offense. 

I guess the biggest question for all of us, is will Sark stick with Ewers if his mobility clearly is a liability?  I tend to think that Sark's leash will be a lot tighter in a dow or die game.  I think that having head coaches truly care and support their players is what kids look for when choosing where to play.  Along with stacks of cash these days.  I actually expect Ewers to play well, and win the game.  But in college football an immobile QB is a lot bigger liability than in pro football.

Our defense won the last two games.  Let's have our offense win this one... and early!

4 hours ago, ztejas said:

Sark looks like he knows that we're about to drill a 3 meter asshole up Clemson's asshole and I don't blame him. 

I think I saw a show in Mexico one time with a chick with a 3 meter asshole.

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You guys expecting Sark to have a short leash are delusional. He hasn’t had a short leash all year and then suddenly in the biggest game of the year he’s going to go to the redshirt freshman at clutch time.

Riiiiight.

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