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It is December and come the next week of the month we are going to be distracted with playoff football.

So start working on your picks bitches - gotta be some sorta Celebrity (like having a wiki page, though that isn't the only reference material).
Points are awarded, though rarely tallied, based on 100 minus age at date of death
Must have at least on person under the age of 40, to qualify for the grand prize

Contest entries close at Midnight 12/31/2024 - if you pick early, and someone dies before 1/1/2025, then you get to make a replacement pick

I may replace all of my standard picks, because these fucks won't die - Here is my list from 2024, I, like Sark, need to rethink how this shit works during crunch time.

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I'd better do this before I forget:

1. OJ Simpson - 76
2. Larry Nassar - 60
3. Rudy Guiliani - 79
4. Vlad Putin - 71
5. Hillary Clinton - 76
6. Matt Gaetz - 41
7. George Santos - 35
8. Bruce Willis - 68
9. Dennis Rodman - 62
10. Clint Eastwood - 93


Good luck - I rarely get even one right, so you could pay me to pick someone you don't want to die

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You know OJ died, right?

 

Rodman is 62?…fuck getting older sucks

1. Britney Spears

2. Bruce Willis 

3. P Diddy

4. Mitch McConnell 

5. Bill Cosby

6. Phil Collins

7. Yoko Ono

8. Michael J. Fox 

9. Lamar Odom 

10. Christina Applegate 

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4 hours ago, UT_OB1 said:

You know OJ died, right?

 

Rodman is 62?…fuck getting older sucks

Yeah - I basically copied my post from last year, I think I had the Juice on my list for at least 5 years. Like a broken clock, everyone on my list will eventually be a winner/loser. 

And note that Rodman is 63, as that list is a year old. 

This year I'm thinking about making my list of past/present Presidents or World Leaders, and the enemies of Trump.

 

9 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

Yeah - I basically copied my post from last year, I think I had the Juice on my list for at least 5 years. Like a broken clock, everyone on my list will eventually be a winner/loser. 

 

 

Didn’t want you to sell yourself short

- Clint Eastwood

- Ozzy

- Willie

- Mick Jager

- John williams

- Barbra walters

-  Jane Fonda 

- Jack Nicholson

- Micheal J Fox

- Pete Davidson

 

1. Lil Wayne 42 - Probably due to drugs 

2. Shaq 52 - Sorry, big men go early

3. Suge Knight 59 - In prison with a host of health issues

4. Vladimir Putin 72 - Can't die soon enough

5. Willie Nelson 91 - A National Treasure, but time runs out for everyone

6. Ted Turner 86 -  Sadly he has Dementia; the last photo I saw earlier in the year did not look good

7. Diddy 55 - Multiple options: self inflicted, a victim, someone hoping it all goes away if he dies

8. Selena Gomez 32 - Just has a sleeping pills and booze kinda vibe

9. Johnny Depp 61 - Hard living, but he is not in fact related to Keef

10. Cara Delevingne 32 - She looks like a walking eating disorder

2 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

Yeah - I basically copied my post from last year, I think I had the Juice on my list for at least 5 years. Like a broken clock, everyone on my list will eventually be a winner/loser. 

You shouldn't be able to use anybody from your previous year's list, that would make things intereting.

2 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

This year I'm thinking about making my list of past/present Presidents or World Leaders, and the enemies of Trump.

Start with Bashir Assad.  He's like the Eric Snowden of ex-ME leaders - he can never leave Moscow now that people are hunting down his relatives.

12 hours ago, UT_OB1 said:

Didn’t want you to sell yourself short

- Clint Eastwood

- Ozzy

- Willie

- Mick Jager

- John williams

- Barbra walters

-  Jane Fonda 

- Jack Nicholson

- Micheal J Fox

- Pete Davidson

 

Uh, Barbara Walters died two years ago....December 30, 2022.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbara_Walters

 

 

 

1. Jerry Jones - Die you SOB die. - 82

2. Jimmy Carter - 100

3. Sean Puffy Combs - 55

4. Ozzy - 76

5. Mel Brooks - 98

6. Joe Biden - 82

7.  Bruce Willis - 69

8. Vladimir Putin - 72

9. Yoko Ono -91

10. Ariana Grande - 31

 

I think we get a Presidential Trifecta:

Trump

Biden

Carter

Non-Presidential types:

Charlie Sheen

Robert Redford

Val Kilmer

Celine Dion

Christina Applegate

Britney Spears

and this one won't score many points, but God it will hurt:

Mel Brooks

 

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1 hour ago, UT_OB1 said:

Really?  Can I get half credit?

Fine.  Gene Hackman.  

 

 

There's always Abe Vigoda

13 hours ago, UT_OB1 said:

Didn’t want you to sell yourself short

- Clint Eastwood ^

- Ozzy ^

- Willie ^

- Mick Jager ^*

- John williams

- Barbra walters @

-  Jane Fonda 

- Jack Nicholson ^

- Micheal J Fox

- Pete Davidson

 

Key:

^- fuck you

*- Jagger

@- already dead

Dick Van Dyke (98) almost made the list yesterday.

He collapsed while trying to put out a wildfire behind his house in California.

Neighbors came to help him escape in an SUV and they extinguished the fire in his backyard.

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Bill Clinton

Tom Brokaw

Bruce Willis

Bam Margera 

David Allen Coe

Steve McMichael

Lenny Dykstra

Lee Corso 

Phil Collins 

Sabrina Carpenter

13 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Dick Van Dyke (98) almost made the list yesterday.

He collapsed while trying to put out a wildfire behind his house in California.

Neighbors came to help him escape in an SUV and they extinguished the fire in his backyard.

Did he remember to Stop, Drop, and Roll?

 

23 hours ago, RPM said:

I think we get a Presidential Trifecta:

Trump

Biden

Carter

Non-Presidential types:

Charlie Sheen

Robert Redford

Val Kilmer

Celine Dion

Christina Applegate

Britney Spears

and this one won't score many points, but God it will hurt:

Mel Brooks

 

Doesn't have an under 40.

Diddy

Assad

Netanyahu

Hunter Biden

Delonte West

Harrison Ford

Antonio Brown

Todd Snyder

Hanoi Jane

Terry Bradshaw 

33 minutes ago, McCroskey said:

Doesn't have an under 40.

Don't remind Britney.

Randy Moss...?

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/42954375/nfl-hall-famer-randy-moss-announces-battle-cancer

Pro Football Hall of Fame wide receiver Randy Moss said Friday that he is being treated for cancer and is recovering from major surgery.

In an appearance on Instagram Live, Moss, aided by a cane, introduced himself as a cancer survivor and thanked his "prayer warriors" for their support.

Moss said a cancerous mass was found in his bile duct, between his pancreas and liver. He said he had surgery to put a stent in his liver on Thanksgiving and underwent a 6-hour procedure about a week ago to remove the cancer. He said he was hospitalized for six days and released Friday.

Pope Francis

Jimmy Carter

Buzz Aldrin

Mitch McConnell

Kate Beckinsale

 

On 12/13/2024 at 9:16 AM, Trey3216 said:

 

Hanoi Jane

 

 

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17 hours ago, Scary Stranger said:

Pelosi.  Broken hip is the slippery slope to death for olds. 

Dunno, my Mom survived five years after breaking her hip at age 76.

9 minutes ago, Hpara759 said:

 

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There will be a long line of Vietnam veterans waiting to piss on her grave.

just sayin

17 hours ago, Scary Stranger said:

Pelosi.  Broken hip is the slippery slope to death for olds. 

easy money

18 hours ago, Scary Stranger said:

Pelosi.  Broken hip is the slippery slope to death for olds. 

Yep, my grandmother broke her hip at 82, then died a short 19 years later at 101.

I don't play.  I dream.

Donald Trump

Vladamir Putin

Jerry Jones

Kirby Smart

Carrot Top

Bill Cosby

Elon Musk

Tucker Carlson

Bill Clinton

Hillary Clinton

18 hours ago, randomhorn said:

Pope Francis

Jimmy Carter

Buzz Aldrin

Mitch McConnell

Kate Beckinsale

 

Kate Beckinsale?  Why do you hate the world? 

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2 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

I don't play.  I dream.

I like the cut of your jib

Larry Nassar

Jim Cramer

Elon musk 

Vlad the Putin

Elizabeth Holmes

Matt Gaetz

Rudy Giuliani

Brett Favre (tough choice him or Aaron Rodgers)

Alex Jones

Justin Bieber

 

On 12/14/2024 at 5:02 PM, Scary Stranger said:

Pelosi.  Broken hip is the slippery slope to death for olds. 

Rest of my list:

Jimmy Carter

Joe and Hunter both

Diddy

Beiber

Lee Corso

Bruce Willis

Britney Spears

Putin

Bam Margera

 

2 hours ago, Scary Stranger said:

Rest of my list:

Jimmy Carter

Joe and Hunter both

Diddy

Beiber

Lee Corso

Bruce Willis

Britney Spears

Putin

Bam Margera

 

This is a solid list. 

Megan Fox - 38

Dick Vitale - 85

Al Pacino - 84

Shirley MacLaine - 90

Ralph Sampson - 64

Roman Polanski - 91

Lex Luger - 66

Vince McMahon - 79

Papa John Schmatter - 62

Elizabeth Holmes - 40

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23 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

I like the cut of your jib

Larry Nassar

Jim Cramer

Elon musk 

Vlad the Putin

Elizabeth Holmes

Matt Gaetz

Rudy Giuliani

Brett Favre (tough choice him or Aaron Rodgers)

Alex Jones

Justin Bieber

 

my list is fucked up - because Steve Bannon should be near the top of the list, so now I have to root for someone on the list I posted to die in the next 2 weeks so I can replace them with that asshole. 
And I know that calling him an asshole is an insult to assholes on the internet around the globe.

3 hours ago, MrX said:

Ralph Sampson - 64

is there some news that I missed, or just a shot in the dark? I would think that being 7'4" can't be good for long term health. 

I'm going with the tried and true method: people that were once on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew

  • Gary Busey
  • Daniel Baldwin
  • Steven Adler (Gn'R)
  • Heidi Fleiss
  • Dennis Rodman
47 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

is there some news that I missed, or just a shot in the dark? I would think that being 7'4" can't be good for long term health. 

I'm going with the tried and true method: people that were once on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew

  • Gary Busey
  • Daniel Baldwin
  • Steven Adler (Gn'R)
  • Heidi Fleiss
  • Dennis Rodman

Just a shot in the dark. Someone upthread picked Shaq on the same basis. 

On 12/14/2024 at 5:02 PM, Scary Stranger said:

Pelosi.  Broken hip is the slippery slope to death for olds. 

She’ll hang on until at least 30 seconds has passed after Trump has breathed his last.

1. Britney Spears
2. Amanda Bynes
3. Chevy Chase
4. Bam Margera
5. Ariana Grande
6. Lindsay Lohan
7. Dennis Rodman
8. Demi Lovato
9. Bruce Willis
10. Diddy

On 12/16/2024 at 4:23 PM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

is there some news that I missed, or just a shot in the dark? I would think that being 7'4" can't be good for long term health. 

I'm going with the tried and true method: people that were once on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew

  • Gary Busey
  • Daniel Baldwin
  • Steven Adler (Gn'R)
  • Heidi Fleiss
  • Dennis Rodman

Artie Lange refused to go 🤔

My baker's dozen ten for 2025

Sam Bankman-Fried - 32

A$AP Rocky - 36

Jay Cutler - 41

Bobby Brown - 55

Harvey Weinstein - 72

Jay Leno - 74

Phil Robertson  - 78

Eric Clapton - 79

Jim Baker - 84

Mike Ditka - 85

Ted Turner - 86

Alan Alda - 88

Don King - 93

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Rumor mill unconfirmed except a few tweets and social media post that Ricky Henderson passed unconfirmed on the interwebs Dave Winfield may be embarrassed. But place saver in case of true 

Brittany Spears

Wanyá Morris

Taylor Swift

Travis Kelce

Bill Clinton

Gucci Mane

T.I.

Dennis Rodman

Mel Brooks

Ellen DeGeneres

Brittany Spears
Wanyá Morris
Taylor Swift
Travis Kelce
Bill Clinton
Gucci Mane
T.I.
Dennis Rodman
Mel Brooks
Ellen DeGeneres

Clinton admitted to the hospital today. WTF do you know and when did you know it?
6 minutes ago, McCroskey said:


Clinton admitted to the hospital today. WTF do you know and when did you know it?

Fuck that. Let me know when Swift and Kelce go. 

On 12/15/2024 at 10:08 AM, Armybrat said:

There will be a long line of Vietnam veterans waiting to piss on her grave.

just sayin

Not a Vietnam Vet, but I will be in that line.

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