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#755
7 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

They cursed and buried him along with shame, and thought his timeless soul had gone.

For a fun change of pace, you can change the lyrics "bark at the moon" to "fart on some boobs."

Glad he was able to make the farewell concert. 

#762

From unhinged, derelict heavy metal outcast to pop-culture icon is one of the most fascinating image makeovers in entertainment history. Much too talented to ignore, too nice and self-deprecating to hate, and too well-managed to cancel. 

#764

You could always count on being able to get trashed when listen to Ozzy.  Guessing he can talk with Mr Crowley now.  RIP Ozzy.

#767
For a fun change of pace, you can change the lyrics "bark at the moon" to "fart on some boobs."
Glad he was able to make the farewell concert. 

There is a 100% chance that Doomlet sings it this way, right?

And RIP sweet prince… of darkness.
#769
We at the Alamo are saddened to hear of the passing of legendary musician Ozzy Osbourne. His relationship with the Alamo was marked initially by a deeply disrespectful incident in 1982. This act profoundly and rightfully upset many who hold this site sacred.

 

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When I was a youngster I bumped into Ozzy Osbourne at Sound Warehouse on Shepard. He was there to do a promo for KLOL. The only thing I could find for him to sign was a large poster board…IMG_9601.thumb.jpeg.06e69bb70056c4c1b239c069db6aafc9.jpeg

 

I asked him to sign it "pretty big."  He did.

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#775
2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Really?  The tie is what grabbed you?  Not the head of Otto the Auto-Pilot?

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Now THESE are ties….

 

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#776
9 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I encountered him at the restaurant in the Boston Four Seasons ten years ago. 

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Never change

#777
1 minute ago, Post Oak said:

Never change

Well, un/fortunately, I've lost about 25-30 lbs. since that photo was taken, so the amusing geometry of my profile has evolved a bit. 

#780
27 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

You and my old man would have gotten along great 

Have you ever seen Armybrat and your old man in the same room together?

#781
18 hours ago, RPM said:
We at the Alamo are saddened to hear of the passing of legendary musician Ozzy Osbourne. His relationship with the Alamo was marked initially by a deeply disrespectful incident in 1982. This act profoundly and rightfully upset many who hold this site sacred.

 

WTF Alamo. Why kick someone when they died.

Personally I'm upset how the Alamo is run and how the mgmt tarnish the memory of those who died there. Hence why they will never get a dime from me, if I can help it.

#783
4 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

WTF Alamo. Why kick someone when they died.

Personally I'm upset how the Alamo is run and how the mgmt tarnish the memory of those who died there. Hence why they will never get a dime from me, if I can help it.

I had the same reaction when reading that tweet, but it's just an unfortunate cropping of the full text, which is more graceful than it would otherwise appear. 

#785
2 minutes ago, HornPhD said:

Did you work at Initech?

No, but I did wear a pocket protector in my shirt pocket.

#786
15 minutes ago, HornPhD said:

Did you work at Initech?

He's a people person. He has people skills. 

#788
20 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

No, but I did wear a pocket protector in my shirt pocket.

and had a red Swingline?

#789
2 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

WTF Alamo. Why kick someone when they died.

Personally I'm upset how the Alamo is run and how the mgmt tarnish the memory of those who died there. Hence why they will never get a dime from me, if I can help it.

2 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I had the same reaction when reading that tweet, but it's just an unfortunate cropping of the full text, which is more graceful than it would otherwise appear. 

Yeah, the full text (actually multiple tweets) was classy and said all was forgiven and that he came back in I think the 1990s and learned about the Alamo, etc.

I thought it was cool they posted that, because a lot of people do remember/associate him with the Alamo negatively and don't realize that he later apologized and toured the Alamo, etc.

#790
7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yeah, the full text (actually multiple tweets) was classy and said all was forgiven and that he came back in I think the 1990s and learned about the Alamo, etc.

I thought it was cool they posted that, because a lot of people do remember/associate him with the Alamo negatively and don't realize that he later apologized and toured the Alamo, etc.

That is correct.

#792
8 hours ago, Bill Brasky said:

does it remind you of your grandmother's wallpaper? 

Looks like my grandparent’s bedspread 

#793
10 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Those are all clip-ons, aren't they?

Of course. 
Why waste time tying those damn things in the morning before rushing off to work?

#794

Because it's embarrassing when a pretty girl tries to pull you in for a kiss and it snaps off in her hand. Really spoils the mood.

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#796

Hulk Hogan, brother.

Hulk Hogan has died at 71, TMZ reports https://t.co/ojuNe75V0Z

 

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#798
14 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Hulk Hogan, brother.

Hulk Hogan has died at 71, TMZ reports https://t.co/ojuNe75V0Z

 

Damn I didn't think Ric Flair would outlive The Hulkster. RIP Hulk

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