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That dude had Jerry Garcia’s “Tiger” guitar. I wonder what will happen to that now.

53 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

He battled substance abuse for quite some time. Colts' statement said he passed peacefully in his sleep this afternoon. 

How could he sleep with that much coke in his system?

29 minutes ago, Hate said:

That dude had Jerry Garcia’s “Tiger” guitar. I wonder what will happen to that now.

It will end up in some Japanese guy's collection, never to be seen again. 

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Jim Irsay, 65. Kinda surprised he wasn't on anyone's list. 

I thought the same thing. 

George Coulam, founder of the Texas Renaissance Festival, has reportedly been found dead at his home.

Law enforcement officials said the Todd Mission Police Department (TMPD) responded to Coulam’s home on Wednesday, May 21, where the 87-year-old Ren Fair founder was found and pronounced dead, according to The Houston Chronicle.

Coulam’s body was found around 9 a.m. local time, CBS affiliate KHOU and NBC affiliate KPRC-TV reported.

The Texas Renaissance Festival confirmed Coulam’s death in a post on its Facebook page.

“We are deeply saddened by the loss of George Coulam, founder of the Texas Renaissance Festival,” the post read. “For more than 50 years, he built a community that has become a cherished tradition for generations of performers, staff, and guests.”

“At this time, we ask for respect and privacy for Mr. Coulam’s family and the extended Texas Renaissance Festival family as they grieve,” it continued.

Known to many as “King George,” Coulam founded the Ren Fest in 1974, according to KHOU and KPRC-TV.

Earlier this month, a Grimes County judge ordered the festival be sold following a lawsuit, KHOU reported.

Coulam has been in and out of court on the proposed sale of the RenFair.  

Maybe now the campgrounds around there won't require hepatitis shots and penicillin for all the STDs.

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

Maybe now the campgrounds around there won't require hepatitis shots and penicillin for all the STDs.

If that happens...

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My fondest recollection of the Texas Renaissance Fair was the chick walking around in the chain mail bikini.

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My bet is he went out the right way, sex with the two wrenches; smothered by the bigger one when he was going Uncle Boobs business. And he had a smile on his face .

2 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Choked on a turkey leg

Poisoned mead.

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2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

My fondest recollection of the Texas Renaissance Fair was the chick walking around in the chain mail bikini.

Are you sure you aren't remembering the actual Middle Ages?

28 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

My bet is he went out the right way, sex with the two wrenches; smothered by the bigger one when he was going Uncle Boobs business. And he had a smile on his face .

I'm not even going to attempt a google image search to illustrate this activity...

1 hour ago, SurlyGator said:

I'm not even going to attempt a google image search to illustrate this activity...

It’ll ask if you want metric or Amerkan/Royal.

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1 hour ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

Apparently there is a sex position called the wrench.  I feel like I have missed out

Just watch your nuts, it's a real twist.

Piano Man on the clock.

Billy Joel is cancelling every concert on his itinerary, 17 shows in total booked at stadiums across North America and England, due to a recent diagnosis of Normal Pressure Hydrocephalus (NPH).

“This condition has been exacerbated by recent concert performances, leading to problems with hearing, vision, and balance,” reads a statement from Joel’s team. “Under his doctor’s instructions, Billy is undergoing specific physical therapy and has been advised to refrain from performing during this recovery period. Billy is thankful for the excellent care he is receiving and is fully committed to prioritizing his health.”

“I’m sincerely sorry to disappoint our audience,” Joel says in a statement, “and thank you for understanding.”

Normal Pressure Hydrocephalus is a brain disorder where excess cerebrospinal fluid accumulates in the brain’s ventricles. “[It] can affect several brain-related abilities, including thinking and concentrating, memory, movement and more,” reads an explainer on the Cleveland Clinic’s website. “The symptoms of NPH look very much like those of dementia, but NPH is sometimes reversible.”

Phil Robertson dead at 79

Duck Dynasty dude....prob on multiple lists

Was on mine....score

I'm batting .500! Come on AB, you can do it. 

On 12/13/2024 at 12:25 AM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Antonio Brown - 36

Phil Robertson - 78 (Cheating because I just read the other day that he’s not doing well.) 

On 12/19/2024 at 9:34 PM, Laxtonto said:

My baker's dozen ten for 2025

Sam Bankman-Fried - 32

A$AP Rocky - 36

Jay Cutler - 41

Bobby Brown - 55

Harvey Weinstein - 72

Jay Leno - 74

Phil Robertson  - 78

Eric Clapton - 79

Jim Baker - 84

Mike Ditka - 85

Ted Turner - 86

Alan Alda - 88

Don King - 93 

On 12/28/2024 at 2:42 PM, mininghorn88 said:

I will join in with:

Jack Hanna (77)

Phil Robertson (78)

Mel Brooks (98)

Clint Eastwood (94)

Jimmy Carter (100)

Dick Van Dyke (99)

Carol Burnett (91)

James Van Der Beek (47)

Randy Travis (59)

Victoria Jackson (65) 

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On 5/22/2025 at 6:05 PM, SurlyGator said:

I'm not even going to attempt a google image search to illustrate this activity...

I assume there is a sub Reddit

Time for a Mash rewatch.

 

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Margaret’s character was great when she was paired up as Frank as a bad guys of MASH. When they lightened up her character and Frank left, the show wasn’t as good.

5 hours ago, Underdog said:

BJ is still kicking. 

Died a long time ago at my house.

6 hours ago, Burt said:

Died a long time ago at my house.

 

 

 

 

 

IYKYK

16 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Not a lot of MASH alums left. I think Hawkeye, Klinger and Radar are the only ones still kicking.

Supposedly Burghoff was disliked by the entire cast.  He should be dead instead of some of the others.

22 hours ago, miguelito said:

Shit, man.

It's even funnier if you know me in real life. 

John Redcorn from King of he Hill or the Chief from Parks and Rec may have been shot and killed in San Antonio.

This guy

 

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