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This is the year i go 10 for 10.

Gary Busey (80)
Wink Martindale - game show host (91)
Wink Martindale - football coach (71)
John Anderson (70)
Bruce Willis (69)
Richard Petty (87)
Ted Turner (86)
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Zack Greinke's warm up song. Fucking fits that oddball lol

1. Jerry Jones - Die you SOB die. - 82
2. Jimmy Carter - 100
3. Sean Puffy Combs - 55
4. Ozzy - 76
5. Mel Brooks - 98
6. Joe Biden - 82
7.  Bruce Willis - 69
8. Vladimir Putin - 72
9. Yoko Ono -91
10. Ariana Grande - 31
 

Just to give you a heads up, if we lose Mel Brooks in ‘25, it’s yo ass.

After several years with everyone on my list surviving, I hit with three in 2024 for a total of 121 points (Richard Lewis, Shannen Doherty, and Jonnie Irwin).

For 2025 these people are on the clock:

Harvey Weinstein

Val Kilmer

Jack Nicholson

Rudy Guiliani

Celine Dion

Martina Navratilova

Bruce Willis

Bam Margera

James Van Der Beek

Young Thug

dang Jerry i thought I had last year with 100 points from Doherty and Navalny, but "well done."

 

On 12/23/2023 at 11:38 AM, AUS-97HORN said:

This years list:

Shannen Doherty

Greta Thunberg (shes my young ringer. lots of private jet flying and she pisses off enough people to cause someone to go after her)

Dan Rather

Alexei Navalny

Jerry Jones 

Bruce Willis

Mick Jagger

Julie Andrews

Robert Duvall

Jane Fonda

 

For this year I am keeping most of the survivors, but replacing a few. 

 

2025 list

James Van Der Beek

Greta Thunberg (shes my young ringer. lots of private jet flying and she pisses off enough people to cause someone to go after her)

Dan Rather

Jerry Jones 

Bruce Willis

Mick Jagger

Julie Andrews

Jane Fonda

Randy Moss

Nancy Pelosi

48 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

 

Greta Thunberg (shes my young ringer. lots of private jet flying and she pisses off enough people to cause someone to go after her)

 

I had to google. Was she a childhood actress or did she just become famous as an activist? Would she make the news if she died?

59 minutes ago, Bevo said:

 

I had to google. Was she a childhood actress or did she just become famous as an activist? Would she make the news if she died?

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1 hour ago, Bevo said:

 

I had to google. Was she a childhood actress or did she just become famous as an activist? Would she make the news if she died?

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Private jet. Of course. Lulz.

What’s wrong with James Van Der beek


Cancer, of an aggressive nature.
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I had to google. Was she a childhood actress or did she just become famous as an activist? Would she make the news if she died?

What's the difference?

Got Pete Rose in 2024. Keeping much of my list mainly bc I'm determined to get Chris Berman and Clarence Thomas:

Arianna Grande - 31

Britney Spears - 43

Warren Sapp - 52

Chris Berman - 69 

Clarence Thomas - 76

Donald Trump - 78

Eric Clapton - 79

Joe Biden - 82

Francis Ford Coppola - 85

Lou Holtz - 87

I will join in with:

Jack Hanna (77)

Phil Robertson (78)

Mel Brooks (98)

Clint Eastwood (94)

Jimmy Carter (100)

Dick Van Dyke (99)

Carol Burnett (91)

James Van Der Beek (47)

Randy Travis (59)

Victoria Jackson (65)

I will join in with:
Jack Hanna (77)
Phil Robertson (78)
Mel Brooks (98)
Clint Eastwood (94)
Jimmy Carter (100)
Dick Van Dyke (99)
Carol Burnett (91)
James Van Der Beek (47)
Randy Travis (59)
Victoria Jackson (65)
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14 minutes ago, mininghorn88 said:

I will join in with:

Jack Hanna (77)

Phil Robertson (78)

Mel Brooks (98)

Clint Eastwood (94)

Jimmy Carter (100)

Dick Van Dyke (99)

Carol Burnett (91)

James Van Der Beek (47)

Randy Travis (59)

Victoria Jackson (65)

as already pointed out. Nope

 

you gotta have an under 40

27 minutes ago, mininghorn88 said:

I will join in with:

Jack Hanna (77)

Phil Robertson (78)

Mel Brooks (98)

Clint Eastwood (94)

Jimmy Carter (100)

Dick Van Dyke (99)

Carol Burnett (91)

James Van Der Beek (47)

Randy Travis (59)

Victoria Jackson (65)

Due to my failure to know the rules I am exchanging Clint Eastwood with:

Amanda Bynes (38)

Yo exchange Carter. He is pointless and gives you a whopping 0.0 pts if he dies.

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Yo exchange Carter. He is pointless and gives you a whopping 0.0 pts if he dies.

Ok, helps to go back and read the rules. It is the holidays, I am off from work. Not using any more brain cells than necessary.

Lol well now that will be a necessity

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I'm not saying God makes mistakes, but the wrong ex-president was timed out. Just my opinion.

Bill Clinton (78)

Billie Eilish (23)

Britney Spears (43)

Deion Sanders (57)

Dick Vitale (85)

Trump (78)

Jay Leno (74)

Lee Corso (89)

Mitch McConnell (82)

Zelensky (46)

Have to adjust my list now that Jimmy Carter has died. 

1. Jerry Jones - Die you SOB die....Nice showing against the Eagles you cock sucker - 82

2. Jane Fonda - Saw this on another list... for my 2 tour Vietnam veteran father.. who never had one nice to thing to say about that traitorous cunt.. - 87

3. Sean Puffy Combs - 55

4. Ozzy - 76

5. Mel Brooks - 98

6. Joe Biden - 82

7.  Bruce Willis - 69

8. Vladimir Putin - 72

9. Yoko Ono -91

10. Ariana Grande - 31

 

Bam Margera - 45

Joe Rogan - 56

Dan Bilzerian - 44

Bill Romanowski - 58

Dave Blunts - 23

Shaq - 52

Vivian Wilson (Elon's estranged daughter) - 20

Dwight Gooden - 60

Gheorghe Muresan - 53

Justin Bieber - 30




Dave Blunts - 23



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You bastard

 

I PMed you to communicate much the same message when you picked him the other day.... 

I PMed you to communicate much the same message when you picked him the other day.... 
Just saw it....lmao

Oops. Never mind.

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Mark Zuckerberg (40)

James Van Der Beek (47)

Trump Jr. (47)

Sean Combs (55)

Trump (78)

Steve Spurrier (79)

Jerry Jones (82)

Robert Kraft (83)

Ted Turner (86)

 

 

OK, I'm in with a world leaders theme:

Vladimir Putin

Volodymyr Zelenskyy

Benjamin Netanyahu

Joe Biden

Bashar al-Assad

Nancy Pelosi

Mohammed bin Salman

George W. Bush

Martin Sheen - president Josiah Bartlett

Barron Trump

 

(and for the record, I am perfectly content only getting 27 or 28 points for Putin)

1 hour ago, HornPhD said:

Shia LaBeouf (38)

Mark Zuckerberg (40)

James Van Der Beek (47)

Trump Jr. (47)

Sean Combs (55)

Trump (78)

Steve Spurrier (79)

Jerry Jones (82)

Robert Kraft (83)

Ted Turner (86)

 

 

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4 hours ago, HornPhD said:

Shia LaBeouf (38)

Mark Zuckerberg (40)

James Van Der Beek (47)

Trump Jr. (47)

Sean Combs (55)

Trump (78)

Steve Spurrier (79)

Jerry Jones (82)

Robert Kraft (83)

Ted Turner (86)

I think that is a wish list, more than making guesses.

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Sean combs
Ozzy
Charlie sheen
Mel Brooks
Gene hackman
Clinton Eastwood
Joe Morgan
Sandy koufax
Mongo
Jerry Jones

12 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Sean combs
Ozzy
Charlie sheen
Mel Brooks
Gene hackman
Clinton Eastwood
Joe Morgan
Sandy koufax
Mongo
Jerry Jones-

That's a pretty good list -especially the middle part - but I'm not sure how many points you will get.

Charlie sheen
Mel Brooks
Gene hackman
Clinton Eastwood
Joe Morgan
Sandy koufax
Mongo

Those 7 plus throw in some outliers like Tom Arnold, Ron Jeremy, Emeril Lagasse, and Ed Jones and I think you are on to something.

 

6 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Donald Trump, Sr

Donald Trump, Jr

Barron Trump

Melania Trump

Ivanka Trump

Tiffany Trump

Eric Trump

Lara Trump

Marla Maples

Leon Musk Trump

 

13 hours ago, Underdog said:

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Sean combs
Ozzy
Charlie sheen
Mel Brooks
Gene hackman
Clinton Eastwood
Joe Morgan
Sandy koufax
Mongo
Jerry Jones



Joe morgan as in the one that died in 2020?

Also not seeing an under 40 yr old I don't think.

Sandy Koufax

Tom Arnold

Ron Jeremy

Emeril Lagasse

Ed Jones

Mongo

Bill Clinton

Brittany Spears

Gucci Mane

Dennis Rodman

4 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

What’s wrong with Emeril? 

Personally, I don't think his enthusiasm is entirely genuine. 

Bob Stoops

Barry Switzer

Mack Brown

Dabo Swinney

Kirby Smart

Brian Kelly

Urban Meyer

Joe Tessitore

Jake Paul

Joe Rogan

Bob Stoops
Barry Switzer
Mack Brown
Dabo Swinney
Kirby Smart
Brian Kelly
Urban Meyer
Joe Tessitore
Jake Paul
Joe Rogan

No Briles?
8 minutes ago, Scary Stranger said:


No Briles?

If it was a top 20, he would have nade the list with Diddy.

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