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1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

Bob Stoops

Barry Switzer

Mack Brown

Dabo Swinney

Kirby Smart

Brian Kelly

Urban Meyer

Joe Tessitore

Jake Paul

Joe Rogan

do you have an under 40?

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9 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

do you have an under 40?

Jake Paul is 27.

Kirby Smart throws temper tantrums like a 6 yr old...does that count?

Bob Stoops
Barry Switzer
Mack Brown
Dabo Swinney
Kirby Smart
Brian Kelly
Urban Meyer
Joe Tessitore
Jake Paul
Joe Rogan

I wish you knew how to play the game.
9 hours ago, Bevo said:

Sandy Koufax

Tom Arnold

Ron Jeremy

Emeril Lagasse

Ed Jones

Mongo

Bill Clinton

Brittany Spears

Gucci Mane

Dennis Rodman

And easy calls Lukashenko, Kareem Abdul Jabbar, Dick Van Dyke, Francis Ford Coppola, Mel Brooks, Julie Andrews, Frederick Wiseman, Toshio Masuda, King Charles

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Top 3 are replacements, the rest from last year. 
 

Brittany Spears

James Van Der Beek

Randy Travis

Bam Margera

Ric Flair

Don King

Ozzy Osbourne 

Keith Richards

David Allen Coe

Amanda Bynes

 

 

 

Gene Hackman

Clint Eastwood

Andy Cohen

Mia Khalifa

John Daly

Bruce Willis

Geena Davis

Morgan Wallen

Clarence Thomas

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I'll use my same list from last year, minus Bob Newhart and Shannen Doherty...and I'll add Bradshaw and P Diddy.

Rupert Murdoch - 93

Joe Arapio - 92

Lee Corso - 89

Joe Biden - 82

Terry Bradshaw - 76

Ron Jeremy - 71

Bruce Willis - 69

Michael J Fox - 63

Sean Combs - 55

Sam Smith - 32

 

 

12 hours ago, RexWilson said:

Gene Hackman

Clint Eastwood

Andy Cohen

Mia Khalifa

John Daly

Bruce Willis

Geena Davis

Morgan Wallen

Clarence Thomas

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Geena Davis?  Was this a random pick or does she have health/addiction issues?

3 hours ago, Scary Stranger said:

Geena Davis?  Was this a random pick or does she have health/addiction issues?

Completely random

Rolling over my remaining list from last year, with subs for Doherty and Simmons:

Demi Lovato (31)

Shannon Doherty (52) Diddy (55)

Corey Feldman (53)

John Daly (58)

Todd Bridges (59)

Michael J Fox (63)

Vince Neil (63)

Tanya Tucker (66)

Hulk Hogan (71)

Richard Simmons (75) Terry Bradshaw (76)

Jeff Baena Aubrey Plaza’s husband found dead Friday morning.

I feel badly for fucking his wife, now. 

1 minute ago, GopherRock said:

File this one under obituaries that aren't as hard to read as others: Jean-Marie Le Pen.

https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20250107-🔴-french-far-right-figurehead-jean-marie-le-pen-dies-at-age-96

Wait, that old bat was 96?  She had to set some sort of record for most elections lost. Seemed like she lost another one every couple of months. 

1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

The older brothers were a good band musically. They became overshadowed behind Donnie and Marie and that style.

Not quite country and not quite rock-n-roll.  You really had to be a little bit of one or the other or a little bit of both.

3 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

The older brothers were a good band musically. They became overshadowed behind Donnie and Marie and that style.

Why you hatin' on Jimmy like that? 

Happy Jimmy Carter Day to those who celebrate!

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One thing to celebrate Jimmy Carter for is being the father of craft beer.  Carter legalized home brewing, which eventually led to craft breweries and beers like Sam Adams and all the microbreweries across the nation.  Anyone not drinking Budweiser, Miller, or Michelob Ultra should raise a pint.  Please, raise one for me too since I don't drink anymore. 

On 1/7/2025 at 3:39 PM, Steel Shank said:

 

Every time I see this, I still don't believe it's them.

1 hour ago, Rip76 said:

Every time I see this, I still don't believe it's them.

That may be the most Osmond thing I've seen short of The Brady Bunch Kids. Bad song, weird choreography and matching bell bottom outfits.

Just seems too heavy on the rhythm.

19 minutes ago, RPM said:

That may be the most Osmond thing I've seen short of The Brady Bunch Kids. Bad song, weird choreography and matching bell bottom outfits.

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On 12/31/2024 at 10:56 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Donald Trump, Sr

Donald Trump, Jr

Barron Trump

Melania Trump

Ivanka Trump

Tiffany Trump

Eric Trump

Lara Trump

Marla Maples

Leon Musk Trump

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First someone from Peter, Paul and Mary, then from Sam and Dave. Daryl Hall & John Oates, and 2/3 of Crosby, Stills & Nash....we're watching you.

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Bill McCartney, a three-time coach of the year in the Big Eight Conference who led the Colorado Buffaloes to their only national football title in 1990, has died. He was 84.

McCartney died Friday night "after a courageous journey with dementia," according to a family statement.

"Coach Mac touched countless lives with his unwavering faith, boundless compassion, and enduring legacy as a leader, mentor and advocate for family, community and faith," the family said in its statement. "As a trailblazer and visionary, his impact was felt both on and off the field, and his spirit will forever remain in the hearts of those he inspired." 

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/43365771/former-colorado-buffaloes-football-coach-bill-mccartney-dies-84

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

One of the best quotes I have ever read.  Not just about football, but about life.

"Here's what football does: It teaches a boy to be a man," McCartney told USA Today in 2017. "You say, 'How does it do that?' Well, what if you line up across from a guy who's bigger, stronger, faster and tougher than you are? What do you do? Do you stay and play? Or do you turn and run? That's what football does. You're always going to come up against somebody who's better than you are.

"That's what life is. Life is getting knocked down and getting back up and getting back in the game."

RIP Coach...

 

 

 

 

Only really for the Houston area people most likely, and no one is going to have him on their list lol, but just passing along

Radio personality Colonel St. James (Joe Sayre) dead at 72

On 1/11/2025 at 10:41 AM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

 

On 1/11/2025 at 12:30 PM, Stella Link said:

One of the best quotes I have ever read.  Not just about football, but about life.

"Here's what football does: It teaches a boy to be a man," McCartney told USA Today in 2017. "You say, 'How does it do that?' Well, what if you line up across from a guy who's bigger, stronger, faster and tougher than you are? What do you do? Do you stay and play? Or do you turn and run? That's what football does. You're always going to come up against somebody who's better than you are.

"That's what life is. Life is getting knocked down and getting back up and getting back in the game."

RIP Coach...

 

 

 

 

I always thought McCartney was a piece of shit. 

5 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

 

I always thought McCartney was a piece of shit. 

His daughter was fun, though. 

He was behind all that Promise Keepers shit. 

43 minutes ago, RPM said:

He was behind all that Promise Keepers shit. 

Man, what a perfect scam that whole deal is. 

2 hours ago, Sandman said:

His daughter was fun, though. 

Didn't she get knocked up by two different players?

26 minutes ago, Deej said:

Didn't she get knocked up by two different players?

I know she had a kid with the QB that died of cancer. Don't know of any other pregnancies but from the stuff I remember, she tried to bang every dude on the team. 

2 hours ago, Deej said:

Didn't she get knocked up by two different players?

Easier to Link It

Sal Aunese's kid was the quarterback coach of the Patriots until Mayo was fired.

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