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Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory

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    You think Belichick's been on a bender? I'm on a mission to expose what's really been going on at Surly Horns. And now, I'm ready to share it with the world. 

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There are more attractive out there and there are less attractive out there.  A 24 year old whose primary job is to look good will likely look average or above average. 

Like @PittsburghTiger I find her a little scary, or at least unsettling. 

I also find it odd that both would be willing to make such a public spectacle of everything.  There was almost no way to keep it under wraps given BB's high profile job at UNC, but sharing all sorts of shit on social media - and her being so intimately involved in his day-to-day is odd.  Yeah, yeah - undefeated and all, but this is just odd.



(fwiw, I am not sure I have ever written a sentence with the word "there" 4x before).

14 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

There are more attractive out there and there are less attractive out there.  A 24 year old whose primary job is to look good will likely look average or above average. 

Like @PittsburghTiger I find her a little scary, or at least unsettling. 

I also find it odd that both would be willing to make such a public spectacle of everything.  There was almost no way to keep it under wraps given BB's high profile job at UNC, but sharing all sorts of shit on social media - and her being so intimately involved in his day-to-day is odd.  Yeah, yeah - undefeated and all, but this is just odd.



(fwiw, I am not sure I have ever written a sentence with the word "there" 4x before).

Where better but on Surly to dare make aggressive use of expletives?

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I find her to be pretty damn average looking. 

She has the classic bueaty queen attributes that just don't do much for me personally, so I wouldn't say she's average looking, but I think there are plenty of guys like me that just aren't into it, give me someone who eats more than once a week.

21 minutes ago, 'stache said:

She has the classic bueaty queen attributes that just don't do much for me personally, so I wouldn't say she's average looking, but I think there are plenty of guys like me that just aren't into it, give me someone who eats more than once a week.

that made me laugh

I think it's the eyebrows.  She stole Spock's eyebrows, and now she always has a crazy, quizzical look on her face.  She needs to pluck the arch out of them. 

 

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8 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I find her to be pretty damn average looking. 

 

Not in the wheelhouse. Would not bang. 

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You think Belichick's been on a bender? I'm on a mission to expose what's really been going on at Surly Horns. And now, I'm ready to share it with the world. 

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Without weighing into the "hot or not" debate going on in here, will someone PM me when her nudes inevitably leak?

I keep clicking on this thread for one reason and keep being disappointed. 

On 5/11/2025 at 1:32 PM, Pam Cummings said:

Here's the PTFO episode, definitely a lot of interesting stuff. 

 

 

49 minutes, ain’t nobody got time for that. 

35 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

Without weighing into the "hot or not" debate going on in here, will someone PM me when her nudes inevitably leak?

I keep clicking on this thread for one reason and keep being disappointed. 

 

When they do show up, you'll still be disappointed.

Year 1 of underperforming: break up with your “bring your own distraction” girlfriend

Year 2 of underperforming: fire your OC

 

8 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

You think Belichick's been on a bender? I'm on a mission to expose what's really been going on at Surly Horns. And now, I'm ready to share it with the world. 

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TreatyOak, because publication of this book (also known as a Trash Heap of Lies) is a violation of the confidentiality and nondisclosure agreement you entered into when you registered to be a member of this esteemed online community (read the fine print), I have obtained a temporary restraining order prohibiting you from publishing or otherwise providing to any third person the book and any of its contents.  A copy of the TRO signed by the court has been PM'ed to you.  I greatly appreciate your cooperation and obedience of the court's order.

23 minutes ago, South Austin said:

TreatyOak, because publication of this book (also known as a Trash Heap of Lies) is a violation of the confidentiality and nondisclosure agreement you entered into when you registered to be a member of this esteemed online community (read the fine print), I have obtained a temporary restraining order prohibiting you from publishing or otherwise providing to any third person the book and any of its contents.  A copy of the TRO signed by the court has been PM'ed to you.  I greatly appreciate your cooperation and obedience of the court's order.

Reminds me of one of my favorite industry stories from the 90's. Tony Kaye was an English director of major brand commercials. After years of trying, he finally got his big break to direct a Hollywood movie, American X, which starred Edward Norton. Being a first-time movie director, he lost control of the edit and got really mad with the results. At a bizarre meeting to which he brought a rabbi and an Imam to, he met with the studio execs and demanded a re-edit, but the studio held firm. So he took matters in to his own hands and took out a full-page ad in Hollywood Reporter saying the upcoming movie was total crap and he disavowed any ownership of it. He actually wrote telling people not to watch it, haha.

Before the ad came out, he got a surprise call. Amazingly, the studio heads decided that he had actually made some good points in their meeting and they were going to give him full creative control of the edit!! Tony Kaye frantically called the newspaper and tried to stop the publication of the ad, but it had already been printed and was being distributed while he spoke, hahahaha!

The ad came out and they called him, and told him he was was fucking fired forever, haha. Now he makes videos for bands, etc, but the dumbass has never again made a large budget Hollywood movie.  I may have read that he has since bought the footage of American X and finally cut his own version of the movie, but not sure about that, lol. 

 

16 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Reminds me of one of my favorite industry stories from the 90's. Tony Kaye was an English director of major brand commercials. After years of trying, he finally got his big break to direct a Hollywood movie, American X, which starred Edward Norton. Being a first-time movie director, he lost control of the edit and got really mad with the results. At a bizarre meeting to which he brought a rabbi and an Imam to, he met with the studio execs and demanded a re-edit, but the studio held firm. So he took matters in to his own hands and took out a full-page ad in Hollywood Reporter saying the upcoming movie was total crap and he disavowed any ownership of it. He actually wrote telling people not to watch it, haha.

Before the ad came out, he got a surprise call. Amazingly, the studio heads decided that he had actually made some good points in their meeting and they were going to give him full creative control of the edit!! Tony Kaye frantically called the newspaper and tried to stop the publication of the ad, but it had already been printed and was being distributed while he spoke, hahahaha!

The ad came out and they called him, and told him he was was fucking fired forever, haha. Now he makes videos for bands, etc, but the dumbass has never again made a large budget Hollywood movie.  I may have read that he has since bought the footage of American X and finally cut his own version of the movie, but not sure about that, lol. 

 

* American History X

 

22 minutes ago, smuggs said:

* American History X

 

What Kaye was saying was, hey! You know, we left this England place 'cause it was bogus; so if we don't get some cool edits ourselves - PRONTO - we'll just be bogus too!

1 hour ago, smuggs said:

* American History X

 

Duh, lol. Thnax. Good movie. 

On 5/11/2025 at 1:29 PM, 'stache said:

She has the classic bueaty queen attributes that just don't do much for me personally, so I wouldn't say she's average looking, but I think there are plenty of guys like me that just aren't into it, give me someone who eats more than once a week.

Well put

I find her repulsive but that's due to both my bias towards people who look like that and what we've seen from her public behavior

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Jordan at the Maine beauty pageant, which Belichick attended. She came in third, lol. The winner is pictured below.

From the NY Times article: 
On Sunday, Ms. Hudson placed third, one year after finishing as the runner-up. The crown went to Shelby Howell of Bangor, whose brief news conference was cut short after she was asked two questions that an official stopped her from answering — one about Mr. Belichick’s presence, the other about transgender inclusivity.

By midafternoon, the hotel lobby was clearing out in time for the New England Water Environment Association’s spring meeting. 

And as Ms. Hudson drove away with Mr. Belichick in a Mercedes SUV, the circus that has surrounded her prepared to move on to wherever she goes next.

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On 5/12/2025 at 4:06 PM, South Austin said:

TreatyOak, because publication of this book (also known as a Trash Heap of Lies) is a violation of the confidentiality and nondisclosure agreement you entered into when you registered to be a member of this esteemed online community (read the fine print), I have obtained a temporary restraining order prohibiting you from publishing or otherwise providing to any third person the book and any of its contents.  A copy of the TRO signed by the court has been PM'ed to you.  I greatly appreciate your cooperation and obedience of the court's order.

Yes, @South Austin, your little scare tactics may work temporarily, but one day the truth will come out. 

and to think, I had removed your exploits from the chapter about the Thailand trip, but now I'm adding it all back in. 

4 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

and to think, I had removed your exploits from the chapter about the Thailand trip, but now I'm adding it all back in. 

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The new Miss Maine looks like a lot of fun. 

21 minutes ago, Deej said:

The new Miss Maine looks like a lot of fun. 

We'll see how fast ole Bill has picked up on the intricacies of the NIL/portal era. Dropping Jordon and bringing in Shelby would be a boss move and rejuvenate the fanbase. 

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35 minutes ago, Deej said:

The new Miss Maine looks like a lot of fun. 

I'd definitely Bangor. 

15 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I'd definitely Bangor. 

Don't Maine if I do! 

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On 5/1/2025 at 8:30 PM, Dbeasy said:

Someone remind me who’s responsible for creating this back in the day.  One of the greatest graphics ever. 

A little late, but this graphic wasn't created by someone who posts on Surly. It was created by one of CTJ's childhood friends who he worked with at the time. 

6 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Jordan at the Maine beauty pageant, which Belichick attended. She came in third, lol. The winner is pictured below.

From the NY Times article: 
On Sunday, Ms. Hudson placed third, one year after finishing as the runner-up. The crown went to Shelby Howell of Bangor, whose brief news conference was cut short after she was asked two questions that an official stopped her from answering — one about Mr. Belichick’s presence, the other about transgender inclusivity.

By midafternoon, the hotel lobby was clearing out in time for the New England Water Environment Association’s spring meeting. 

And as Ms. Hudson drove away with Mr. Belichick in a Mercedes SUV, the circus that has surrounded her prepared to move on to wherever she goes next.

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They made the right choice

59 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

They made the right choice

For the winner, yep. 

Third is too high for Dickey McDickface. 

3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

A little late, but this graphic wasn't created by someone who posts on Surly. It was created by one of CTJ's childhood friends who he worked with at the time. 

It might be awesome to have him host a thread here to talk about that graphic, how he came up with it, etc. Or, maybe it would be boring as heck. 

8 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

It might be awesome to have him host a thread here to talk about that graphic, how he came up with it, etc. Or, maybe it would be boring as heck. 

Ha, knowing the guy as I do, he will have zero interest in that. I am intimately familiar with his inspiration, however; us watching hundreds of hours of college football at various sports bars in our 30s and early 40s. 
 

Dude whipped it up one afternoon on a work day. We had it made into shirts at one point. 

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On 5/12/2025 at 7:50 AM, TreatyOak said:

You think Belichick's been on a bender? I'm on a mission to expose what's really been going on at Surly Horns. And now, I'm ready to share it with the world. 

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*foreword

Otherwise that's fantastic.

On 5/12/2025 at 4:06 PM, South Austin said:

TreatyOak, because publication of this book (also known as a Trash Heap of Lies) is a violation of the confidentiality and nondisclosure agreement you entered into when you registered to be a member of this esteemed online community (read the fine print), I have obtained a temporary restraining order prohibiting you from publishing or otherwise providing to any third person the book and any of its contents.  A copy of the TRO signed by the court has been PM'ed to you.  I greatly appreciate your cooperation and obedience of the court's order.

Thank you for your attention in this matter!

16 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

*foreword

Otherwise that's fantastic.

Ugh.  Thanks. I was so proud of myself for adding the e after the r. 

2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

I’ve banged a lot of Maine chicks, and I do have to say, they picked a good one.

I lived in New Hampshire in the 90’s while working at a Bank in Boston. My market included Maine and I just met unshaved chicks wearing Birkenstocks and driving a Subaru that weighed more than me. Are you sure it was Maine?

13 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

I lived in New Hampshire in the 90’s while working at a Bank in Boston. My market included Maine and I just met unshaved chicks wearing Birkenstocks and driving a Subaru that weighed more than me. Are you sure it was Maine?

Exactly how big are you?Are there Subarus that weigh less than you?

32 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

I lived in New Hampshire in the 90’s while working at a Bank in Boston. My market included Maine and I just met unshaved chicks wearing Birkenstocks and driving a Subaru that weighed more than me. Are you sure it was Maine?

Maybe they were tourists?

22 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

Exactly how big are you?Are there Subarus that weigh less than you?

Just imagine a faster better looking version of CTJ ,6’1 180 lbs and sub 4.4 in 40.

On 5/14/2025 at 8:03 PM, thunderlounge said:

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slapdick coach was so perfectly cast.  that exact guy coached at high schools all over texas in the 80s/90s

On 5/14/2025 at 6:05 PM, Knewk210 said:

I lived in New Hampshire in the 90’s while working at a Bank in Boston. My market included Maine and I just met unshaved chicks wearing Birkenstocks and driving a Subaru that weighed more than me. Are you sure it was Maine?

Me 2.  If you were in the market at that time you remember that one woman who moved in just to have an easier field to win the beauty contest.  I would not be surprised if ^^^ Ms Maine is from the south. 

Bill should date a WNBA player.  Now THAT would be real marketing genius.

 

Ugh.  Thanks. I was so proud of myself for adding the e after the r. 

Keep it as is. Perfect as is.

Purposefully omit enough letters as a code that spells, “GO FUCK YOURSELF!”. Add a misapplied “Literally” in the opening paragraph.

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