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Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Babe you know I love you and support you babe. I love your adult cheerleading friends babe. They’re so cool and you’re so talented. Can you just maybe withdraw the FOIA requests you’re sending my employer sweetie. Just this once, I’ll even file the next one for you if it happens again babe. 

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For someone who was so obsessed with eliminating mental mistakes, he seems to be making a lot of them.

9 minutes ago, Vato Macho said:

For someone who was so obsessed with eliminating mental mistakes, he seems to be making a lot of them.

It's possible he has some form of dementia going on.

Pussy is undefeated, but even Bill in his prime would have punted this bitch to the curb long before it had came to this.

 

 

It's possible he has some form of dementia going on.
Pussy is undefeated, but even Bill in his prime would have punted this bitch to the curb long before it had came to this.
 
 

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

It's possible he has some form of dementia going on.

Pussy is undefeated, but even Bill in his prime would have punted this bitch to the curb long before it had came to this.

 

I choose to believe that Bill is aware that Life Its Own Self is visiting upon him a Karma Rebalance of epic proportions, to make up for having Tom Brady create the myth of the indestructable Coach Belichick for him. He is not happy about it, but he understands the futility of fighting against it... and there are certain benefits attached to the process.

 

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5 hours ago, Tex Long said:

 

I choose to believe that Bill is aware that Life Its Own Self is visiting upon him a Karma Rebalance of epic proportions, to make up for having Tom Brady create the myth of the indestructable Coach Belichick for him. He is not happy about it, but he understands the futility of fighting against it... and there are certain benefits attached to the process.

 

 

I prefer to think if it as a karmatic response to being a cheating piece of shit.

But the league doesn’t have the pure power like that of an MLB grudge.

On 12/3/2025 at 3:42 PM, Eskimohorn said:


If Im UNC, I cut bait and hire Kingsbury. He’s a college coach and he’d wreck shop in the ACC. Commanders season is over, his stock is down, and he’ll restore some Rizz to the program.

He did such a fine job at Tech.  He had a future two time NFL and Super Bowl MVP as a starter for two seasons and managed to post a 13-16 record.

3 minutes ago, baboso said:

He did such a fine job at Tech.  He had a future two time NFL and Super Bowl MVP as a starter for two seasons and managed to post a 13-16 record.

He was 35-40 at Tech during a period when Texas was extremely down and he had Mahomes and couldn't take advantage

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

He was 35-40 at Tech during a period when Texas was extremely down and he had Mahomes and couldn't take advantage

He openly stated multiple times he didn't care about defense or recruiting for defense and we're all just sitting here like

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That said, he might legitimately be able to be a good college head coach if he had a solid GM and defensive coordinator to do that stuff for him

He was 35-40 at Tech during a period when Texas was extremely down and he had Mahomes and couldn't take advantage

Big12 defenses >>> ACC defenses

Think hes the type of coach who would do well at unc. They need a coach less crusty than the last two guys

lulz

 

his head coaches coach O, Jimbo, Mack brown, Belichick, Jordon Hudson, next ....

17 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

lulz

 

his head coaches coach O, Jimbo, Mack brown, Belichick, Jordon Hudson, next ....

Brandon Weeden thinks Max is too old to be in college. 

22 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

lulz

 

his head coaches coach O, Jimbo, Mack brown, Belichick, Jordon Hudson, next ....

aint he a south paw

28 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

lulz

 

his head coaches coach O, Jimbo, Mack brown, Belichick, Jordon Hudson, next ....

Guy has racked up stats in parts of six separate seasons already, but I guess NIL pays better than Enterprise rentals cars. 

19 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Brandon Weeden thinks Max is too old to be in college. 

 

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21 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

aint he a south paw

He is. The picture is some other #14...

 

  • 2 weeks later...

Oh, Lawd, Lawd... please Lawd don't throw me in the briar patch let Missy climb up on that motorsickle!

 

2 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:


AI Belichick in a sky blue neck brace petrino Eiffel Tower high five

 

Come on y’all this is fun. Are there any other weirdos he can add to this staff? This is entertaining as fuck.

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Come on y’all this is fun. Are there any other weirdos he can add to this staff? This is entertaining as fuck.

I think Sherrone Moore is available

3 hours ago, Grande Mart said:

I think Sherrone Moore is available

We should offer our services as a think tank hiring firm. 

How about this fine gem:💎 

Brian Smith was fired as Ohio University's head football coach for multiple violations of his contract, including an extramarital affair with an undergraduate student, according to records obtained Thursday by The Associated Press through a public records request.

The reasons outlined in the notice included "participation in extramarital affairs" and "alcohol-related conduct," including participating in a public event during which Smith smelled strongly of alcohol and "were intoxicated in your demeanor," according to the records.

The school said the extramarital affairs were cause for termination because they brought the coach into "public disrepute, contempt, scandal or ridicule."

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/pittsburgh/news/ohio-university-football-brian-smith-fired-contract-violations/

He seems like a good fit! I’m always thinking 🤔 it’s not a flashy hire but he had a pretty good record there and he is fresh off a scandal of ill repute so he’s not afraid to take chances. 
 

another article: https://www.wlwt.com/article/more-details-revealed-about-ohio-university-head-coach-firing/69827446

 

those prudes at Ohio gave away a gem 💎 I tell ya. Plus he cosplays as Muschamp in the looks department and he’s 45. Prime!!!!  They went 9-4 under his only season and scored an appearance against UNLV in the Frisco Bowl. He’s a keeper, Bill! 

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